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Posted: Dec 12th 2008 2:38AM (Unverified) said

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loosen the strap, then swing and blugeon for massive damage

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 2:36AM The Last Metroid said

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I'd add a grenade launcher.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 2:44AM shinseiromeo said

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I'd buy the Wii Sports Pack so I could club baby seals!

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 2:43AM (Unverified) said

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The Wii brings people together. I wouldn't weaponize it. We need all the bringing together we can get.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 3:04AM Codefinder64 said

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Lightsaber it up. Mace Windu Style.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 9:41PM Blademaster said

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I'd put a tazer on top. Shocking fun for the whole family.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 3:18AM Tatsunoku vs Fapcom said

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already have a numchuck, add a gun to that and youve got the b action movie starter kit

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 3:18AM CFHGARZA said

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I dont have a wii but i would sure would sell it.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 3:19AM (Unverified) said

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a cup on the side

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 3:24AM Granox said

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Self Destruct mode duh ..

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 3:58AM ramifications said

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Weaponized using its sensor bar with replaced superstrong blinding infrared LEDS!

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 4:07AM Lone Starr said

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I'd weaponize it with uranium.

Of course.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 8:08PM Noveli said

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Why are we so crazy addicted to white things that hook onto other white things? Was it all the paste eating? Maybe it had something to do with collecting the little white dots in Pac-Man. All I know is that I just can't help myself.

I am afraid to weaponize my Wii. If I mounted a whaling harpoon on the front it would probably take out my cat when it tries to block the sensor bar. If I mounted a flame thrower on it I'd probably come home to my 360 sporting a new paint job(warranty void FTW!!!). I guess I would have to give it a spud launcher just to be on the safe side. You can never be sure what kind of secondary programming Ninty puts into it's products.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 4:43AM (Unverified) said

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I'd use it as a video game machine to play video games. Mainly to play the great M&M's Kart Racing (which has been known to bore people to death)

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 5:08AM PhatStarr said

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I'd detonate the Wii to explode when turned on. Take that casual gamers!

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 5:16AM jayd691 said

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I don't need to weaponize my Wii. When it Wiimote slips out of my hand it does significant damage as it is!

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 5:26AM sinusone said

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i would use it to control my roomba of doom

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 6:00AM (Unverified) said

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I would give new meaning to the term "Use your zappy gun to stop them!" by adding a motion targetted laser onto it. Unfortunately, I'm not sure how to set it up to discriminate targets yet, so until then, it's basically a shitty version of FOXDIE.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 6:04AM Fox City said

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I'd keep the original safety straps on- those wiimotes are already weapons enough themselves!

Zing!

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 6:17AM Solarick said

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Whiip, Indiana Jones Style!

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 6:55AM (Unverified) said

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Big red panic tile on the main menu linked to the nation's nuclear arsenal.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 7:17AM (Unverified) said

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I would make it play DVDs (wasn't that supposed to come this year).

then enable it to spit them out like ninja stars (ability can also be done with controllers for wireless functionality)

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 8:03PM JRock3x8 said

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Twin mounted machine guns.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 7:25AM jfrias1 said

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BOXING GLOVES!! and a good boxing game
combined with the balance board for movement, that would be HOT

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 7:28AM ClownX said

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Simultaneous nunchuk-lightsabers.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 7:31AM Ghen said

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If I had money and skill I could deck out my wii with a paintball gun to fire whenever a death/failure scene occurs.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 7:45AM MastaChaOS said

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I would weaponize my Wii by making it self-aware and then turning it loose on people.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 10:50AM BlackjackAJ said

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I would go old school and turn it into a disc launcher to help aerosmith save the world!

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 7:50AM AwesomeTown said

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Maybe make the blue light flash fast enough to give people seizures.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 8:02AM McBrick said

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With the Gravity Gun, ANYTHING is a weapon - even a Wii.

Did you notice that it takes a weapon from a game not even available on the Wii to make the Wii awesome?

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 8:07AM dvandam said

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Between the clubbing ability of the Wiimote and the choking ability of the wired Wiimote, I think I have more than enough ways to silence the haters.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 8:33AM Brucie B said

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My Wii would be Big Pimping with all that Fly Gear!!

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 8:34AM (Unverified) said

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WiiSpork

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 8:37AM Thwiipp said

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Very simple way to weaponize the Wii, tie some one up in front of it while they stare at that incessant glowing blue update light for hours on end.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 8:40AM Singular Trap said

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Global Thermonuclear War Or just turn it into a slingshot base.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 8:44AM jhowlett said

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i'd use the wii to point out places on the map for tactical nuke strikes then check the usage of my mii

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 8:46AM daedalion18 said

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I'd attach mine to a whoopee cushion.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 8:56AM crunchymonkey said

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What better way to be better equipped to deal with zombies.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 8:58AM ZaxCG2 said

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I would so make a nerf gun attachment for it... that would be awesome...

oh wait...

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 9:11AM (Unverified) said

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I'd just put a chain on the wii and use it like a morning star.

Posted: Dec 18th 2008 10:34AM madmaxbt00 said

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Pulverize it into a fine powder and sprinkle it on your french toast.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 9:23AM (Unverified) said

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chainsaw bayonet FTW!

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 9:24AM EEffect said

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My Wii is already wrapped in barbed wire and rigged with plastic explosives, so um... sprinkle some rat poison on it?

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 9:25AM (Unverified) said

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Herpes

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 9:26AM (Unverified) said

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The Wii needs no weapons; it is its own unstoppable force!

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 9:29AM matthew2718 said

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Swing it like a bollo.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 9:29AM JordanRos said

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I would tape a knife to it

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 9:33AM (Unverified) said

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I'd duct tape a butter knife to it while I play Soul Calibur.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 9:33AM (Unverified) said

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First my Wii would be totally black and shoot out ninja stars. And of course it would have a USB attached rocket launcher for backup. You know just in case.

Posted: Dec 12th 2008 9:36AM (Unverified) said

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add plutonium... never fails

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