Wiikly Wares: Strong Bad 5, Big Kahuna Party, Enduro Racer
by Justin McElroy 
{ Dec 15th 2008 at 9:45AM }
CURTIS!
Now, with that behind us:
Strong Bad Episode 5: 8-Bit Is Enough (Telltale Games, 1 player, 1,000 Wii Points): In this final (for this season, at least) installment, Strong Bad does battle with Trogdor. Our money's on the dragon with a man's arm.
Big Kahuna Party (Reflexive Entertainment Inc., 1-4 players, 700 Wii Points): "So, it's a match three game with a few bells and whistles, how much do we think we can get away with charging? Pearson?"
"Umm, how about eight dollars?"
"Well, let's not go crazy."
Enduro Racer (Sega Master System, 1 player, 500 Wii Points): We like Enduro Racer, if for no other reason than the title espousing the value of endurance over speed. "Just hang in there," Enduro Racer says, "just hang in there and you'll eventually finish the race." That's the kind of tortoise-beats-hare logic we can get behind.
Strong Bad Episode 5: 8-Bit Is Enough (Telltale Games, 1 player, 1,000 Wii Points): In this final (for this season, at least) installment, Strong Bad does battle with Trogdor. Our money's on the dragon with a man's arm.
Big Kahuna Party (Reflexive Entertainment Inc., 1-4 players, 700 Wii Points): "So, it's a match three game with a few bells and whistles, how much do we think we can get away with charging? Pearson?"
"Umm, how about eight dollars?"
"Well, let's not go crazy."
Enduro Racer (Sega Master System, 1 player, 500 Wii Points): We like Enduro Racer, if for no other reason than the title espousing the value of endurance over speed. "Just hang in there," Enduro Racer says, "just hang in there and you'll eventually finish the race." That's the kind of tortoise-beats-hare logic we can get behind.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Curtis @ Dec 15th 2008 9:53AM
I'm such a d-bag.
Curtis @ Dec 15th 2008 10:51AM
My doppelganger strikes again!
HyperNexus @ Dec 15th 2008 9:56AM
So I can finally take the burnination to Trogdor? Or at least watch Strong Bad get burninated by his own creation. Should be entertaining either way.
Nap @ Dec 15th 2008 10:15AM
When all the land is in ruin
And burnination has forsaken the countryside
Only one guy will remain
My money's on
TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGDOOOOOOOOOR!
TROOOOGDOOOOR!
ANDTHETROGDORCOMESINTHENIIIIiiieeejhjgighdfjghghttttt
xGeneral DEATHx (Mr ESC Welcome Back Party Ultimate Mega Action Force) @ Dec 15th 2008 11:41AM
*Meedly-Meedly*
Obie @ Dec 15th 2008 10:46AM
Time ti burninate some peasants!
Curtis @ Dec 15th 2008 10:50AM
Wow, this is just so unexpected. I'd like to thank my girlfriend Drea for always believing in me. WE DID IT BABY! My parents, my family and friends, and my coworkers for not getting mad that I spend my days on Digg and Joystiq. But most importantly to Joystiq for always giving me hope.
megapenguinx @ Dec 15th 2008 2:24PM
Haha good job curtis
Abdo @ Dec 15th 2008 11:11AM
Awesome. I got the season pass on PC, haven't finished Episode 4 yet though.
Mr Khan @ Dec 15th 2008 11:13AM
pretty good. A pun that doesn't induce facepalms is win in my book
AwesomeTown @ Dec 15th 2008 11:56AM
You got it backwards, the BIGGER the facepalm, the better the pun.
Mr Khan @ Dec 15th 2008 12:27PM
In one-shot cases, yes, but this is something we'll have to deal with on a weekly basis
Marty @ Dec 15th 2008 1:54PM
Enduro Racer! Nothing like lining up your bike on that one perfect place, putting a paperweight on the gas button, and then winning the race while you go get yourself some food!