Paramount searching for new games honcho

I mean, I'm AVAILABLE for the job, but... I don't know that I want it.

With that horrible list of movies to games I can do the job. lets be honest, whoever does it will be making crap, so why not let me get the paycheck for it!?

Sadly, with the amount of lay-offs around the gaming industry, they'll have plenty of candidates to the job.

HippoHero
Second biggest swamp in Little field.
Dec 16, 2008

Work History:
2007: HippoHero featured in National Geographic Hippo pornography programme.
Chosen for prime Hippo physique.
2005: HippoHero saves local swamp ecosystem by HippoHeroicly eating much grass and disposing waste for fishies to eat.
Mayor of Africa gives HippoHero key to swamp.
2004: HippoHero create, Adventures of HippoHero, swamp-based eating game for Sega Dreamcast.
Receive good critical review.

Strengths:
HippoHero best eater.
Can hold breath for 5 minutes.
Sleep underwater.

HippoHero think he is good candidate for job. He work very hard and has good idea for new Wille Wonka game and movie starring himself. Will also work on HippoHero adventures 2. Will need office to be mostly underwater. He hope to be consider for job.

Ooo, ooo! Pick me! Pick me!

Oh wait... they want a high profile guy? Uh, is that a good idea? Most of the available high profile guys that are available are because their companies folded.

Why don't they go with somebody that actualy likes games and can see a stinker BEFORE it gets a year and millions into development?

Somebody like me! :-)

I could be helpful, but I'm probably out of their price range. Good luck, though!