MC Hammer says he's working on 'secret project' with Activision
Your grasp on reality is guaranteed to become progressively more tenuous as this proceeds, but try to hang on until we see how deep this rabbit hole goes, OK? First: MC Hammer is still working in some professional capacity. Second: MC Hammer is apparently a Twitter machine. We hope you're still with us, because here's the third thing: MC Hammer is apparently working on a secret project with Activision.
More specifically, his Twitter said, "I got one day to recover, then it's LA to Activision to get a glance of a top secrete[sic] project." And then, a day later Hammer drops, "Activision was fantastic ... action!" We know nothing else about this at the moment, but you can bet your Hammerpants we're going to find out.
Also, Hammer and Activision, if your "secrete" project was to turn what we thought of as our sanity into a nebulous half-nightmare from which only madness is given birth ... mission accomplished.
[Via The Escapist]
More specifically, his Twitter said, "I got one day to recover, then it's LA to Activision to get a glance of a top secrete[sic] project." And then, a day later Hammer drops, "Activision was fantastic ... action!" We know nothing else about this at the moment, but you can bet your Hammerpants we're going to find out.
Also, Hammer and Activision, if your "secrete" project was to turn what we thought of as our sanity into a nebulous half-nightmare from which only madness is given birth ... mission accomplished.
[Via The Escapist]












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
cimino15 @ Dec 17th 2008 10:26AM
STOP!!!!......
What time is it again?
Mike T. @ Dec 17th 2008 10:36AM
Collaborate and listen?
No? Well, damn it.
Young_Nastyman @ Dec 17th 2008 11:04AM
Save the complaints
For a party conversation.
The world is loaded,
It's lit to pop and nobody is gonna stop...
No one...
No one!
No way!
Gonna stop,
Now; go!
Duke @ Dec 17th 2008 12:22PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2d/Brunswick-Stop-80s-time.jpg
Albanian_Killa @ Dec 17th 2008 12:24PM
HAMMER TIME!
AwesomeTown @ Dec 17th 2008 1:21PM
@Duke
Well, I just found my new desktop background for my work computer.
Graham Wellington (formerly tyrone washington, or marsha goldberg) @ Dec 17th 2008 6:23PM
some friends of mine were spray painting don't (stop) believin' on signs around the city, its pretty great.
btw, this looks 2 legit 2 legit 2 quit hey hey
colin @ Dec 17th 2008 8:28PM
Reminds me of a book i bought where people put stickers of the F word in strategically funny places.
"No feeding the pigeons" became ... well ... use your imagination.
Great coffee table book.
Duke @ Dec 17th 2008 10:26AM
The greatest attempt to thwart dance dance revolution is about to be a reality!
GameBoy28 @ Dec 17th 2008 4:21PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT_YzQw8V34
kyle @ Dec 18th 2008 1:06AM
This is his REAL secret project : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afViaY_s09s
SimbaDogg @ Dec 18th 2008 1:36AM
gotta love stanley and those talking sneakers
AirIntake @ Dec 17th 2008 10:27AM
Knowing how religious he turned, it's probably another Left Behind sequel.
chispito @ Dec 17th 2008 2:24PM
He was always religious. Ever hear "Pray?"
AirIntake @ Dec 17th 2008 2:25PM
Of course I've heard it. I have the cassette!
arrakisman @ Dec 17th 2008 10:31AM
Did Rick James do a game?
Comet @ Dec 17th 2008 10:31AM
MC Hero confirmed.
Comet @ Dec 17th 2008 10:32AM
Calibrate and listen?
Comet @ Dec 17th 2008 10:33AM
God damn it. Ment as a reply to cimino15.
kastonie @ Dec 17th 2008 5:26PM
dude thats fucking vanilla ice...not mc hammer...
Markez (Anti-Panda Death Murder Squadron) @ Dec 17th 2008 10:35AM
As a janitor?
Scott @ Dec 17th 2008 10:36AM
Why are you so surprised that MC Hammer is still alive?
Didn't you hear that he was 2 Legit 2 Quit?
brickwalker0 @ Dec 17th 2008 5:11PM
but now hes un-legit. and for that reason he must quit.
mietha CAG @ Dec 17th 2008 10:37AM
U Can't Touch This Hero? Um, just doesn't sound right. Or maybe: Too Legit to Hero? Sadly, that sounds better... Oh wait, wait, I got it: HAMMER HERO. No MC here foo!
Kye says: Ich bin keine Grammatik Nazi! @ Dec 17th 2008 10:38AM
[Really funny Hammer related joke]
Comet @ Dec 17th 2008 10:40AM
One things for sure...I wont touch this.
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Dec 17th 2008 6:13PM
That's because you can't touch this.
deaftly @ Dec 17th 2008 10:48AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x4TS5LQnO4
Kamizar @ Dec 17th 2008 10:50AM
I wonder if it will come with a parachute pants peripheral...
Obie @ Dec 17th 2008 10:55AM
Ya know, I would rather play an MC Hammer game than a Soulja boy game. I mean, seriously!
Courtney @ Dec 17th 2008 10:59AM
But what about an MC Hammer vs Soulja Boy game?
Obie @ Dec 17th 2008 11:03AM
As long as MC Hammer wins...sure.
DangerMouse @ Dec 17th 2008 11:07AM
YYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
can't touch this
J @ Dec 17th 2008 10:58AM
A bit off-topic, but totally worth it: The Iraqi shoe guy:
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/15/iraq-shoe-tosser-guy.html
The Mortal Kombat one is my favorite.
Erluti @ Dec 17th 2008 10:58AM
Hopefully it's not an economics simulator!
Anthony @ Dec 17th 2008 11:50AM
This will be an economic sTimulator
J @ Dec 17th 2008 11:04AM
oh, and back on topic: hammer go hammer mc hammer yo hammer
WiNG LifeInAGame.com @ Dec 17th 2008 11:07AM
Wait, so project H.A.M.M.E.R. wasn't cancelled????
YES!!!!
Comet @ Dec 17th 2008 11:27AM
You win at life sir.
John Z @ Dec 17th 2008 11:45AM
Here Comes The H.A.M.M.E.R.
John Z @ Dec 17th 2008 11:10AM
I can't be the only one who's interested in this just to see how absolutely insanely satirical this is going to turn out to be. Because come ON. It's MC Hammer. There's no possible way they can play this straight and expect people to think they mean it.
Sam @ Dec 17th 2008 11:27AM
um...DJ hero? duh!It hasn't been formally announced, but everyone knows its in the tubes, so I'd be surprised if it WASN'T DJ hero...
House @ Dec 17th 2008 3:21PM
That would be awesome. Enough with this rock shit!
Russ @ Dec 17th 2008 11:28AM
"I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit."
Hot Rod anyone? If you've seen it I hope you pictured that line with the hand gestures.
Erluti @ Dec 17th 2008 11:28AM
Since he knocked it out in a day, I'm pretty sure he's just supplying the voice for a character in some un-announced game. Or maybe he just shot some silly promotional video they are going to use when the actually show the game.
Aero @ Dec 17th 2008 11:40AM
STOP MAKING GAMES ABOUT RAPPERS
NO-ONE WANTS THEM
Maverick Saturn @ Dec 17th 2008 11:59AM
Try tellin the chavs that.
jlrang @ Dec 17th 2008 11:41AM
The news here is that someone was actually reading his Twitter.
Shagittarius @ Dec 17th 2008 11:43AM
MC Hammer's: Extreme Home Repossession
butaneko @ Dec 17th 2008 11:43AM
FINALLY