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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 9:56AM (Unverified) said

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is it wrong this sexually exites me?
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 9:59AM Comet 20 said

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Rule 34
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 9:59AM Freddie Mercury said

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You eat sheep...people...thingys...sheeple......That looks funny as hell
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Posted: Dec 18th 2008 3:20PM (Unverified) said

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that's the weirdest shit I ever saw.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 10:31AM Duke said

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its up there. The game looks like it will be fun to play. When I first saw Katamari I thought it was pretty weird, then when I played it I found it to be like crack. I imagine this game will feel like that. Like sweet sweet video game crack.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 12:56PM kaneda26 said

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"that's the weirdest shit I ever saw."

You should check out this midget on penguin porn site I frequent.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 3:49PM Jamesology said

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That's what she said!
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 10:20AM (Unverified) said

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from what i gather i think you control the front of your body with one analogue stick, and the back of your body with the other
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 10:26AM jhowlett said

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that's what i was thinking
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 10:29AM Muffin Lad said

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But then how does one control the camera?
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 10:45AM (Unverified) said

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maybe with the sixaxis?
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 10:24AM (Unverified) said

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Yay! I'm waiting for a new game from this guy since Katamari 2! Looks like an interesting concept, playing with physics and stuff. It seems like the snake is a little like a flexible Katamari and instead of just rolling over other stuff you can use your body to drop people from their cars, eat people and stuff and even fly. I can't wait.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 11:58AM aristokrat said

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But what is the point? Eating people doesn't seem to have any effect on one's ability to stretch, stretching doesn't seem to do much anything except occasionally disrupt vehicle operators, and flying (or infinite jump) seems like it's only to allow you to mess with the ring clouds, again for no reason.

Why not include any type of on-screen indicators? Are they not in the game, or did they decide to not show them to keep this mysterious? At this point, it just looks like a weird tech demo with no point. Katamari was weird, but it had an easily recognizable gameplay objective. I don't think people will pay just to be a weird pointless snake/dragon thing.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 10:33AM (Unverified) said

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Hmm... if only I could play a game where I ate people and crap and the sprayed them out my *** whole, that would be so cool! Something tells me the concept for this game was though up while sitting on the crapper.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 12:15PM Manhammer said

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Is "Crapper" some sort of slang for LSD? I cant keep up with you crazy kids.;)
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 10:35AM (Unverified) said

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Omgomgomg %100 Guaranteed awesome it all makes such perfect sense surely this is the face of god!
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 10:38AM Muffin Lad said

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I'm trippin Bawls mannnn
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 10:40AM (Unverified) said

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they managed to make a game weirder than katamari... I MUST HAVE IT!
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 10:46AM (Unverified) said

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i hope those arent the final graphics either. katamari's environment was very cool looking and full of a lot of stuff, this one just looks kinda bland. hopefully its just an early gameplay build
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 10:41AM Fox City said

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At first, I was thinking, "What the eff is this weird shi" and then I realized-

It's basically Snake, but in 3D and with an actual world. I'm assuming, as you eat things, you grow longer, and instead of those things being random dots, they're balls, cars, people... houses?
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 12:00PM aristokrat said

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But look at the third video, he gets to full length without eating anybody. It just makes that weird stretching sound and poof, he's super long with no food! Otherwise, I was thinking Snake as well.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 11:22AM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, but in snake, you had to avoid your tail, right? Or there were other snakes coming for you to eat your tail in multiplayer, or was that Snafu on the intellivision I remember...

If a snake is coming after you, can you crap a blue turtle shell at them? Would you have to aim it?

-Aox
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 12:13PM Nomgoos3 said

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Personally, this game could not look any more awkward than it already is. It might be fun, but damn does it look wierd.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 11:55AM floating coffins said

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A satire of 17th century French society?

I thought it had more to do with the Spanish Anarchist movement from the late 1800's.

Oh well, c'est la vie.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 12:01PM aristokrat said

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This is coming out for PS3? It looks like they missed the bulletin that the Emotion engine was the BACKUP processing system.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 12:02PM JoshMilewski said

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What.

Cool physics and nice graphics, though.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 12:42PM Mitsuo said

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people need to realise this is basically just a tech demo to showcase what the came can do and exactly wtf it is. I gurantee you when the game comes out not only will the environment be bigger, but there's going to be more stuff, better graphics, and more dancing pandas.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 1:58PM (Unverified) said

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I'm pretty sure it is going to look the same...
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 2:20PM aristokrat said

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What is the point of this tech demo then? What exactly is it demonstrating that is worth showing to anybody? That you can stretch, eat people, and jump a lot? Tech demo's are supposed to showcase new gameplay mechanics or new graphic/physics engines, not simple gaming mainstays such as jump and eat. If they just wanted to show what the game looked like, they might as well have just released screenshots.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2008 1:38AM Mitsuo said

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they wanted to show how the thing moved and basically give us a teaser about what it is. I'm sure they'll add more to it and polish it waaaayyyy more. There's probably a lot more to just eating people and jumping a lot.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 12:55PM Someguy2222 said

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ummm... Did anybody figure out the objective of this game?
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 2:18PM (Unverified) said

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Another one I'll be skipping them.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 3:30PM (Unverified) said

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Crazy....




























































Crazy Awesome!
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 5:09PM Megadanxzero said

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Is this even a game? It looks more like a toy... There doesn't appear to be any kind of aim, or in fact anything to do at all...
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 6:57PM 01 said

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What. The. Fuck.
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 8:49PM (Unverified) said

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Katerpillar Damacy!
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Posted: Dec 17th 2008 10:01PM Lekko said

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My guess is the actual game engine is turned off.

Much like showing a tech demo of an FPS with infinite ammo and clipping turned on with invulnerability and no AI.

However, being able to fart sheep at high velocity is now one of my favorite weapons.
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Posted: Dec 18th 2008 3:36AM robbles said

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:O
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