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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 1:13AM Mister Servo said

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Will Wright

Sim-College-Girl-Working-Her-Way-Through-School
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 3:07AM (Unverified) said

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"There's no strippers in college!"
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 1:15AM (Unverified) said

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Id like to show her my pole ;D
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 1:18AM (Unverified) said

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No...
Stop typing and strangle yourself with the wire that connects your computer to your keyboard
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 8:24AM (Unverified) said

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Well I thought it was funny...
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 11:04AM nandokun said

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When you make an innuendo, you have to include as many parts of the original as you can. For example: "She can dance on my Wii pole...developer."
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 1:52PM ThornedVenom said

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Crap, what if he has a wireless keyboard?
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 8:20PM Nick the Hero of Canton said

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Take a big step back and LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 1:17AM (Unverified) said

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i really wish nintendo was on that poll from some reason...
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 1:20AM MarkezJM said

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Um, well I mean if they send some motion capture models over, and um, some famous ones, which will, ah, help the game sell once I finish it off, I promise we can all get together, and I'll, ah, I'll be the one man band that will make the necessary sacrifices to learn how to produce this game from end to end, concept to finish product.

I'll learn, and do all the programming, design work, and um, the ogling. I promise a finished product by end of 2009, with minimal delays and pushbacks.

Alright maybe a few delays.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 1:24AM MarkezJM said

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Pachter just called me and said the DLC I'm going to release won't make it to market until Q2 2010? And it's only a timed exclusive on the Wii???

How does he know that!? I don't even know that yet.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 1:51AM kspraydad said

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Pachter's a Warlock?
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 1:48AM kspraydad said

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Did he REALLY say 'give this a crack'? OMFG!

Anyway...can it star Elizabeth Berkley?
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 1:58AM kspraydad said

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Can we add 3D Realms to the list of developers so that it NEVER gets made?
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 2:01AM anoffday said

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Yeah. And 10 years later get 3 screenshots of different colored in-game poles.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 1:59AM anoffday said

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Jeff Minter.

Then again the final result would just be random animations and floating llamas, and it wouldn't really end up making any sense. Then, more people will buy Frogger and he'll go insane.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 2:14AM rullers said

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Blizzard.
80lvl undead stripper ftw
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 2:28AM QuePasa87 said

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I just want to know who that girl is lol.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 2:30AM MarkezJM said

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*clears throat

Miss Amateur of the Year Needs to Make Ends Meet and Pay Rent on the Doublewide 2008

*takes a bow
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 11:13PM Iroquois said

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Grasshopper. They just seem like the querky kind of developer. Hell, they made No More Heroes. That was kind of a querky game.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 2:43AM Haggard said

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I was gonna vote for Valve, but Kojima will have to do.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 11:07AM nandokun said

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Everytime you fall off the pole...

"Amber? Amber!? AMBBBBEEEERRRRR!!!!"
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 2:53AM Rentaro said

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No team Ninja? They practically should just quit games and start filming porn!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIg0gj-gnno

(NOTE: may be NSFW)
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 7:00AM (Unverified) said

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It's disorientating the way her breasts moved in opposite directions.

Still, good stuff.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 2:24PM tlingitsoldier said

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I completely agree with you Rentaro! I forgot how much Team Ninja loves the female form. Then again, with mostly everyone leaving the company maybe all the people who were into this have left.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 5:09AM (Unverified) said

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Kojima Productions:
Cut scene: "Pole dancing has changed"
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 5:34AM EJ A said

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Definitely Q Productions.

Gotta go with crazy entrancing music from Japan.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 6:17AM WhatIsThatThing said

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Sonic Team would find a way to make it bad. I don't know how, but they would.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 6:18AM Nigeria said

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Come on, Sonic Team should have this poll long sewn up, or am I the only one to who remembers The Rub Rabbits?

Silhouettes for all would aid the humiliation, somewhat.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 6:23AM (Unverified) said

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Oh dear... THUNDER THIGHS.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 6:43AM (Unverified) said

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Square should make an action RPG where stripping is as common as magic is normally in their games. Make up some bull**** story about saving the world from some ancient evil and make nice titty FMVs and you have a million seller.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 7:37AM Comet 20 said

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It would be the first time I ever bought a Square-enix game.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 10:32AM kevin949 said

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Damn, beat me to it.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 11:08AM nandokun said

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So you mean like a sequel to FFX2?
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 7:58AM Mr Khan said

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Epic Games. Ultra-realism ftw (in this case at least)
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 12:30PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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IT'S THE POLE TRAIN BABY!!
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Posted: Dec 20th 2008 7:43PM (Unverified) said

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How does Epic have experience with the female form?

Of all the games I've played, I can't remember ever having been attracted to a character from an Epic game.

I'd rather have Bungie do it that Epic.
Just move a couple data streams and she'd be naked!
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 8:50AM (Unverified) said

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"Remember Peekaboo Pole Dancing, the company which, back in May, confirmed its intent to make a pole dancing game for Wii?"

no
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 11:12AM nandokun said

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Fixed.

"Remember Peekaboo Pole Dancing, the company which, back in May, confirmed its intent have a stupid idea for a stupid game and look for someone stupid enough to waste their money developing and publishing it?"
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 9:06AM cuteSAVAGE said

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Is that... no, couldn't be...

But I swear she looks exactly like D. J. from Full House!
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 9:40AM samfish said

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I wish, but alas — no, it is not. She's actually on the cover on some magazine this month. The girl in that picture looks younger.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 9:07AM samfish said

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Platinum, of course. They'd let you spank the girl, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEcGqaoKTjM
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 9:47AM Dirty said

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Jeff Minter? I don't want to see any llamas stripping!

Fools!
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 9:52AM falcomadol said

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It has to be someone that I don't care to see a game from for a while.

I'd nominate Rockstar, Tiburon, or Sonic Team.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 10:16AM (Unverified) said

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Bethesda Game Studios.

"Pole dancing. Pole dancing never changes."
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 3:42PM (Unverified) said

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I still don't know how they will do an Open World based on Pole Dancing.




(DEAD TO THE Pulsepen!!!!)

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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 10:17AM jhowlett said

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rockstar, only because there was no crash bandicoot option
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 10:46AM (Unverified) said

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Epic.

"Bigger, Badder, More Bare Ass!"
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 10:59AM (Unverified) said

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Does anyone else notice the attractive looking woman on the pole? I think it's just me.
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Posted: Dec 19th 2008 11:02AM (Unverified) said

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Are you looking at a different picture than the rest of us?
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