Pole poll: Your pick to make a Wii pole dancing 'game'
by Randy Nelson 
{ Dec 19th 2008 at 1:00AM }
Okay, here's the deal. Remember Peekaboo Pole Dancing, the company which, back in May, confirmed its intent to make a pole dancing game for Wii? It still wants to – only according to MTV Multiplayer, it doesn't actually have anyone to make or publish the thing.
Peekaboo rep Simon Kay even went as far as to say, "Please feel free to give a shout out to any developers or publishers who want to give this a crack." So, who exactly should said shout be given out to? There's no guarantee that they'll listen – let alone actually say, "Hey, that's a great idea!" – but we'll be sure to deliver it the next time we speak to your top pick. The virtual voting booth can be found after the break.
[Via Nintendo Wii Fanboy]
Peekaboo rep Simon Kay even went as far as to say, "Please feel free to give a shout out to any developers or publishers who want to give this a crack." So, who exactly should said shout be given out to? There's no guarantee that they'll listen – let alone actually say, "Hey, that's a great idea!" – but we'll be sure to deliver it the next time we speak to your top pick. The virtual voting booth can be found after the break.
[Via Nintendo Wii Fanboy]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Shadsy @ Dec 19th 2008 1:06AM
Sonic Team. The pole dancers are actually from the Nega dimension where the spacegod Galitrios rules over a shattered mirror image of our world. Eventually all the pole dancers gather together to fight Galitrios using the power of the sun, but not without the help of their animal sidekicks (beavers, for the pun?). Includes racing minigames.
10/10.
WhatIsThatThing @ Dec 19th 2008 6:17AM
Sonic Team would find a way to make it bad. I don't know how, but they would.
slycooper_rocker (lorddshadow the amazing) [anti-panda death squadron force five] @ Dec 19th 2008 2:50PM
segments where their arms grow elastic-y and the fights become insanely repetitive real quick?
Mister Servo @ Dec 19th 2008 1:13AM
Will Wright
Sim-College-Girl-Working-Her-Way-Through-School
WRE @ Dec 19th 2008 3:07AM
"There's no strippers in college!"
pibs @ Dec 19th 2008 1:15AM
Id like to show her my pole ;D
invaderalex @ Dec 19th 2008 1:18AM
No...
Stop typing and strangle yourself with the wire that connects your computer to your keyboard
Hot$auce_Magik @ Dec 19th 2008 8:24AM
Well I thought it was funny...
NoughtSoClever @ Dec 19th 2008 11:04AM
When you make an innuendo, you have to include as many parts of the original as you can. For example: "She can dance on my Wii pole...developer."
ThornedVenom (Harley Quinn Defense Force) @ Dec 19th 2008 1:52PM
Crap, what if he has a wireless keyboard?
Nick the Hero of Canton @ Dec 19th 2008 8:20PM
Take a big step back and LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE.
invaderalex @ Dec 19th 2008 1:17AM
i really wish nintendo was on that poll from some reason...
Markez (Anti-Panda Death Murder Squadron) @ Dec 19th 2008 1:20AM
Um, well I mean if they send some motion capture models over, and um, some famous ones, which will, ah, help the game sell once I finish it off, I promise we can all get together, and I'll, ah, I'll be the one man band that will make the necessary sacrifices to learn how to produce this game from end to end, concept to finish product.
I'll learn, and do all the programming, design work, and um, the ogling. I promise a finished product by end of 2009, with minimal delays and pushbacks.
Alright maybe a few delays.
Markez (Anti-Panda Death Murder Squadron) @ Dec 19th 2008 1:24AM
Pachter just called me and said the DLC I'm going to release won't make it to market until Q2 2010? And it's only a timed exclusive on the Wii???
How does he know that!? I don't even know that yet.
Kspraydad @ Dec 19th 2008 1:51AM
Pachter's a Warlock?
Kspraydad @ Dec 19th 2008 1:48AM
Did he REALLY say 'give this a crack'? OMFG!
Anyway...can it star Elizabeth Berkley?
Kspraydad @ Dec 19th 2008 1:58AM
Can we add 3D Realms to the list of developers so that it NEVER gets made?
offday @ Dec 19th 2008 2:01AM
Yeah. And 10 years later get 3 screenshots of different colored in-game poles.
offday @ Dec 19th 2008 1:59AM
Jeff Minter.
Then again the final result would just be random animations and floating llamas, and it wouldn't really end up making any sense. Then, more people will buy Frogger and he'll go insane.
zaglis @ Dec 19th 2008 2:14AM
Blizzard.
80lvl undead stripper ftw
Arturo @ Dec 19th 2008 2:28AM
I just want to know who that girl is lol.
Markez (Anti-Panda Death Murder Squadron) @ Dec 19th 2008 2:30AM
*clears throat
Miss Amateur of the Year Needs to Make Ends Meet and Pay Rent on the Doublewide 2008
*takes a bow
Iroquois @ Dec 29th 2008 11:13PM
Grasshopper. They just seem like the querky kind of developer. Hell, they made No More Heroes. That was kind of a querky game.
Haggard @ Dec 19th 2008 2:43AM
I was gonna vote for Valve, but Kojima will have to do.
NoughtSoClever @ Dec 19th 2008 11:07AM
Everytime you fall off the pole...
"Amber? Amber!? AMBBBBEEEERRRRR!!!!"
Rentaro @ Dec 19th 2008 2:53AM
No team Ninja? They practically should just quit games and start filming porn!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIg0gj-gnno
(NOTE: may be NSFW)
Kye says: Ich bin keine Grammatik Nazi! @ Dec 19th 2008 7:00AM
It's disorientating the way her breasts moved in opposite directions.
Still, good stuff.
Shane @ Dec 19th 2008 2:24PM
I completely agree with you Rentaro! I forgot how much Team Ninja loves the female form. Then again, with mostly everyone leaving the company maybe all the people who were into this have left.
The_Doctor @ Dec 19th 2008 5:09AM
Kojima Productions:
Cut scene: "Pole dancing has changed"
E.J. @ Dec 19th 2008 5:34AM
Definitely Q Productions.
Gotta go with crazy entrancing music from Japan.
Nigeria @ Dec 19th 2008 6:18AM
Come on, Sonic Team should have this poll long sewn up, or am I the only one to who remembers The Rub Rabbits?
Silhouettes for all would aid the humiliation, somewhat.
Lee @ Dec 19th 2008 6:23AM
Oh dear... THUNDER THIGHS.
Scooter @ Dec 19th 2008 6:43AM
Square should make an action RPG where stripping is as common as magic is normally in their games. Make up some bull**** story about saving the world from some ancient evil and make nice titty FMVs and you have a million seller.
Comet @ Dec 19th 2008 7:37AM
It would be the first time I ever bought a Square-enix game.
Kevin949 @ Dec 19th 2008 10:32AM
Damn, beat me to it.
NoughtSoClever @ Dec 19th 2008 11:08AM
So you mean like a sequel to FFX2?
Mr Khan @ Dec 19th 2008 7:58AM
Epic Games. Ultra-realism ftw (in this case at least)
343 Guilty Fart @ Dec 19th 2008 12:30PM
IT'S THE POLE TRAIN BABY!!
Mostly Harmless @ Dec 20th 2008 7:43PM
How does Epic have experience with the female form?
Of all the games I've played, I can't remember ever having been attracted to a character from an Epic game.
I'd rather have Bungie do it that Epic.
Just move a couple data streams and she'd be naked!
Strategy_Panda (The Sandwich Poisoning Crew) @ Dec 19th 2008 8:50AM
"Remember Peekaboo Pole Dancing, the company which, back in May, confirmed its intent to make a pole dancing game for Wii?"
no
NoughtSoClever @ Dec 19th 2008 11:12AM
Fixed.
"Remember Peekaboo Pole Dancing, the company which, back in May, confirmed its intent have a stupid idea for a stupid game and look for someone stupid enough to waste their money developing and publishing it?"
soviet chick @ Dec 19th 2008 9:06AM
Is that... no, couldn't be...
But I swear she looks exactly like D. J. from Full House!
samfish @ Dec 19th 2008 9:40AM
I wish, but alas — no, it is not. She's actually on the cover on some magazine this month. The girl in that picture looks younger.
samfish @ Dec 19th 2008 9:07AM
Platinum, of course. They'd let you spank the girl, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEcGqaoKTjM
Dirty @ Dec 19th 2008 9:47AM
Jeff Minter? I don't want to see any llamas stripping!
Fools!
J.Goodwin @ Dec 19th 2008 9:52AM
It has to be someone that I don't care to see a game from for a while.
I'd nominate Rockstar, Tiburon, or Sonic Team.
Walan @ Dec 19th 2008 10:16AM
Bethesda Game Studios.
"Pole dancing. Pole dancing never changes."
Dr Jeckyl and Mr ESC. @ Dec 19th 2008 3:42PM
I still don't know how they will do an Open World based on Pole Dancing.
(DEAD TO THE Pulsepen!!!!)
j.howlett @ Dec 19th 2008 10:17AM
rockstar, only because there was no crash bandicoot option
WRE @ Dec 19th 2008 10:46AM
Epic.
"Bigger, Badder, More Bare Ass!"