New games this week: Santa still hates you
by Justin McElroy 
{ Dec 22nd 2008 at 9:55AM }
The most treasured holiday figure, horrifyingly angry Santa, has returned to wish you and yours a depressing, mediocre Christmas, where you'll spend more time mourning long-departed loved ones and watching C.S.I. reruns on grandma's couch than opening gifts.
Also, he wanted you to know he's bringing you Spore Comic Book Creator and Candace Kane's Candy Factory on DS this week, so you can just put that in your chimney and smoke it. Oh, and he said that if you actually do have anything smoking in your chimney when he's trying to come down it, he's going to cut your brake lines and set your tree on fire.
Also, he wanted you to know he's bringing you Spore Comic Book Creator and Candace Kane's Candy Factory on DS this week, so you can just put that in your chimney and smoke it. Oh, and he said that if you actually do have anything smoking in your chimney when he's trying to come down it, he's going to cut your brake lines and set your tree on fire.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Haggard @ Dec 22nd 2008 10:12AM
I can live with the lack of anything new... I still have a giant list of games I couldn't afford last month (being mailed to Santa as we speak)
Neon Jebus @ Dec 22nd 2008 10:21AM
That Santa looks like Archbishop of Canterbury.
aj @ Dec 22nd 2008 11:38AM
You're saying that Santa Claus wants to incorporate Sharia Law into Christmas?
Double J @ Dec 22nd 2008 10:44AM
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, GUY!
Josh @ Dec 22nd 2008 11:05AM
I'm not your buddy, friend!
Vegeta (aka Ska Oreo) @ Dec 22nd 2008 1:05PM
I'm not your friend, pal!!
*=Lord Negatron of the XBots=* @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:17PM
Im not your homey, potna!
baby sea tuna @ Dec 22nd 2008 10:47AM
That's alright. Even after finishing most of the big holiday releases already, I've still got a ton of stuff to play. Who knows, I may even buy a older game or something this week.
baby sea tuna @ Dec 22nd 2008 11:04AM
Why in the hell can't I change my goddamn avatar!? I've been trying every time I post for like 2 weeks.
xFenixKnightx @ Dec 22nd 2008 11:39AM
I have the same problem. I tried changing mine and it just turned...black, for some reason. I've changed it on Firefox and IE, nothing. I went back to this ooooooold account with an email address I stopped using over a year ago. At least it has a picture and not a black box. And no, I can't change this one either. WTF, Joystiq?!!
Gonzo @ Dec 22nd 2008 10:55AM
I don't know, Candace Kane's Candy Factory sounds like fun.
It IS about making porn right?
RIGHT?
Come on, any chick with a name like that has got to be a porn star or on her way.
Halfway there.
PSN: Aggie_CEO @ Dec 22nd 2008 10:59AM
I may get White Knight Chronicles.........gotta love the Region Free BD Games on the PS3.......lol
j.howlett @ Dec 22nd 2008 2:02PM
i had a brief notion to do the same
Alien Lord @ Dec 22nd 2008 11:04AM
That Santa sounds awesome.
Misfit Toy @ Dec 22nd 2008 11:24AM
I love this picture. It never gets old.
Wii60 @ Dec 22nd 2008 11:25AM
I immediately went to Lee Corso saying "Not so fast my friend!"
Wiinterfang @ Dec 22nd 2008 11:33AM
This picture makes me sad =( *sobs*
rbtroj @ Dec 22nd 2008 12:34PM
This post needs a theme song:
http://www.thesongoftheday.com/
rbtroj @ Dec 22nd 2008 12:36PM
er ... oops:
http://www.thesongoftheday.com/index.cgi?_w=1&_d=122208