A Very Gears of War Christmas
by Justin McElroy 
{ Dec 23rd 2008 at 11:20AM }
Congratulations to "aplusjimages" for providing us with the most upsetting, NSFW imagery of the yuletide. By the way, we take back everything we've ever said about violent video games being harmless.
[Via XBYA Podcast]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
j.howlett @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:31AM
i knew the outcome from seeing the cookies. the real santa would have known something was wrong
ZapDash @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:34AM
What the heck!?!
Guess that's what he gets for bringing her a stupid Imagine Babyz game.
DEEZNUTZ @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:41AM
I just lost my innocence watching that. Disturbing.
Jerk Face [GT:xJERKFACEx] @ Dec 23rd 2008 12:04PM
Seriously, LOL. That was really fucked up.
Shmil @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:43AM
my only question is why?
LeadBoxx @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:45AM
My question as well.
knighty (GT: ZeraKnight) @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:47AM
Well my question is, why not? :>
Megadanxzero @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:50AM
She did it for the lulz
Jakka ( The Order of Haters of Balance) @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:47PM
THE LULZ!
translucntdreams @ Dec 23rd 2008 4:04PM
The answer to that question will always be, "They did it for the lulz!"
The Dark Wayne @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:45AM
that wasn't entertaining at all
The Dark Wayne @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:46AM
wtf, where's my pic? And why does it say my profile has no activity?
Marty @ Dec 23rd 2008 12:34PM
Because you've been sitting there for hours doing nothing?
Escape Artist @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:47AM
Good lord. I'm going to go watch It's a Wonderful Life ten times to wash that out of my mind.
MajorHoorah @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:50AM
Wow, i was expecting some map pack discount for christmas. LET DOWN EPIC, but the video was still kinda cool.
Jack @ Dec 23rd 2008 12:04PM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/bf/Lolwutpear.jpg
EmptyEnergy @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:54AM
Nice. Pointless and that Santa sucks, but its good to see the Amazon Exclusive Lancer being put to use.
El Punisher @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:56AM
What's disheartening is that shortly after the chainsaw homicide, the little girl realized that her dad was Santa Claus.
xx Beta Max xx @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:57AM
what is with the christmas hip hop at the beginning?
ANTCEP @ Dec 23rd 2008 12:00PM
porn film music?
Misfit Toy @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:47PM
It's from the soundtrack of Gears.
WiNG LifeInAGame.com @ Dec 23rd 2008 12:34PM
Yeah um, that was weird but it wasn't funny, entertaining or witty. It was just "what would happen if Santa got killed?"
I might as well shamefully promote my own gaming videos while I'm at it.
Wiinterfang @ Dec 23rd 2008 12:36PM
=(
Edog Lost @ Dec 23rd 2008 12:50PM
wtf was that all about?
Misfit Toy @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:48PM
Scarring for life the innocence of little girls everywhere.
C.A. @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:12PM
I think that officially puts her on the naughty list.
Sam Zebian @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:38PM
The commercial gets cut off when she says "What? He gave me a lump of coal last year, he deserved it."
J @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:44PM
She had beef with the Claus.....it would have been funny if Santa had said "Aw, come on!" right before getting split in half.
Sam Zebian @ Dec 23rd 2008 3:02PM
Yeah, or "Not AGAIN!"
person guy @ Dec 23rd 2008 3:20PM
or pulls out his own xmas themed lancer and has a chainsaw duel but loses x']
J @ Dec 23rd 2008 3:31PM
Or....or he rolls over as shes coming at him and tags her with a grenade....and says "NICE!"
Mitsuo @ Dec 23rd 2008 9:44PM
doesn't she know who ever kills Santa becomes him? Just ask Tim Allen.
Ape2020 @ Dec 23rd 2008 11:53PM
Click "Achievement Bloody Chainsaw Christmas 1000 points"
Michelle Myers "Sweeeet!"
Dr.Nerd @ Dec 24th 2008 9:03PM
That was too disturbing for my holiday happines. Really now i'm having nightmares.
Dr.Nerd @ Dec 24th 2008 9:04PM
LOLZ