Captionable: Wallace and Gromit's Grand Adventures

The most challenging part of being a blogger isn't the frequent trips to the sweatpants store or having to keep a Cheetoh dust rag on hand at all times. No, the biggest hurdle is firing up Comic Life and adding those hilarious speech bubbles to game images.
We're finally taking a stand against the hardest part of our jobs and asking that you, the Joystiq Biomass, help us out. Just comment with your best caption for the above screenshot from Wallace and Gromit's Grand Adventures and check back in a few hours. We'll add our favorite to the image and thank you in the post. Be sure to check out all the new screens below for some added inspiration.










Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Wiinterfang @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:35PM
I liked Curse of the Wererabbit a lot.
Dr Jeckyl and Mr ESC. @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:37PM
It was a weird movie but I liked it alot as well.
I'm a Wallace and Gromit fan.
Alex @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:50PM
Same here, I hope they release it as well as the old shorts on blu-ray. Chicken Run was pretty good too, but the weakest of the bunch.
Moptimus Slime @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:41PM
everyone knows you never go full wererabbit
Shmil @ Dec 23rd 2008 4:16PM
Mop, was that your way of saying you though The Curse of the Wererabbit was retarded?
Dr Jeckyl and Mr ESC. @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:35PM
"C'mon Grommit my good pal do the Peanut butter trick,yeah that's right lick all the peanut butter".
(I feel so damn bad for post this,damn you HBI2k and damn you Berserk abridged.)
Wait is this going to be like Sam & Max games?
How I missed this.Man I'm totally going to buy this.
DarrenHollywood @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:38PM
Quantity doens't mean quality and I'm still not sure if he's the stud I want for my bitch.
(Bitch was used in the literal sense so that you know I'm talking about the finicial transaction of male dog semen for impregnating a female dog.)
mindshed @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:40PM
I'unno... a honey spraying mini-game inside me shoppe sounds like a daft way to get rid of the squirrel.
Anam @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:41PM
Note to Justin:
My ability to create a humorous remark has been severely crippled due to you adding the text bubble to the far less-dopey human. But if I absolutely must come up with dialogue for the chump on the right, I'll submit.
"Let's not be hasty now."
Zertoss @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:41PM
Oh God! Gromit is tentacle raping that store!
steveorsz @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:42PM
That's an awful lot of caulk for one dog to handle.
Anam @ Dec 23rd 2008 4:25PM
Congratulations!
Joseph Modzeleski @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:45PM
"We'll have enough semen in no time !"
Moptimus Slime @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:46PM
Well, this certainly is 'Peculiar'
Alex @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:47PM
I'm token!
samfish @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:48PM
That machine adds more inches than any pills I've ever taken!
WRE @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:10PM
And if I know samfish he's taken a wide variety of pills!
Dr Jeckyl and Mr ESC. @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:50PM
Oh snap!
Dr Jeckyl and Mr ESC. @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:48PM
"If I don't pay you you're going to flood my store with honey? Man not even this town is safe from the Mafia".
Shagittarius @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:49PM
Hey Gromit what has a thumb and likes Blowjobs?
playwhutyalike @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:52PM
That sir, is awesome.
Pat @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:44PM
The clear-cut winner...friggin' hilarious
shoan @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:49PM
"And the all told me that enzyte was snake oil"
playwhutyalike @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:51PM
"Enema Home Delivery? That's a Brilliant idea!"
Cupogoodness @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:54PM
"Have you considered crating?"
Naes Peden @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:55PM
"You should really get your dog neutered"
InstantKarma @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:59PM
I am not sure what is more disturbing, your dog pumping the cream or the hose my back door.
Gabe @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:00PM
DAMN!
cwhitely @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:00PM
"You've gotta do the cooking by the book!"
NoughtSoClever @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:29PM
"Yeaaayah!"
Omnigamer @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:02PM
"You look mighty proud for someone that was just bested by his dog."
tmontana213 @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:02PM
...
butaneko @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:05PM
Having a centralized hemorrhoid cream dispensing system installed in my house was one of the best decisions I've ever made.
danny. @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:07PM
My, that's phallic innit?
Pubah8 @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:10PM
"Well...no more fiber for you."
ZeroForte @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:11PM
"I need to start getting more fiber into my diet."
WRE @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:12PM
"Honey: $20 a gallon; Watching a dog give you a thumbs-up while pumping it into your store: Priceless."
sjenky @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:16PM
..200 gallons of dog urine and another licensed game is done!
Ian @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:20PM
"Wow, that thing really sucks! Did you work on Lair?"
Moptimus Slime @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:22PM
Is that a honey maker or a meat grinder?
John Z @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:32PM
"That would be a lot more impressive if it was the five-hundred-gallon lorry of melted cheese I asked you for."
NoughtSoClever @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:33PM
Overcompensating for something, are we?
Juan J Calcano @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:36PM
"Imagine my reaction when I saw the water comming up"
WiNG LifeInAGame.com @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:39PM
"Why did you let him near The Stretcher" ?!?!"
kixalot @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:46PM
"That's a horrible growth your dog has. You'd better get him checked out."
Andrew Ryan @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:56PM
Great!! Now all we have to do is wait for a few minutes, and I'll have a plaster negative of my beloved store.
Eliot @ Dec 23rd 2008 2:59PM
"I believe it's spelled 'Cheeto'"
J.Goodwin @ Dec 23rd 2008 3:05PM
Jeez Justin, the NSFW images are supposed to be AFTER the jump!
gwizdavid @ Dec 23rd 2008 3:06PM
"Super Enema Machine indeedy! I salute you my dear Wallace! What could possibly go wrong?!"
Mike @ Dec 23rd 2008 3:12PM
"Oy, Wallace! Tell your poxy pooch that pourin' 'oney all over me steak and kidney pie is more sick than peculiar!"