What are the holidays without some bloody chainsaw Gears of War fun? Answer: nothing worth your time. So, we bring you XYBA Podcast's short and bloody good Gears of War X-mas video that comes complete with a creepy-innocent girl, some very delicious looking Gears of War cookies and a gift giving Santa pleading not to get ... well, chainsawed. The vid is probably NSFW, but is totally worth the click. Maybe Santa will think twice about eating the cookies.
Reader Comments (31)
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 12:27PM (Unverified) said
LMFAO.
great video
great video
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 12:28PM (Unverified) said
Hahaha
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 12:29PM Gamer X said
WTF? lol NICE!
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 12:38PM (Unverified) said
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Absolutely loved it! More please.
Absolutely loved it! More please.
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 12:43PM Modok said
if i wasn't bored at work right now, i'd be pissed i wasted my time on that...
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 12:46PM (Unverified) said
See what happens when you let little kids play violent video games?
SANTA DIES!!!
A public service announcement by the ESRB.
:?
SANTA DIES!!!
A public service announcement by the ESRB.
:?
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 12:49PM Magic Whiskey said
The humor in this vid loses me. I mean, why would a little girl wanna kill Santa? Revenge? There's a LOT more going on here than just Gears.... no pony when she was 5, no Barbie Malibu Dream House last year..something has to give.
Oh...I got it..this is one of Sarah Palin's kids. Nevermind..case closed. She did it for sport.
Oh...I got it..this is one of Sarah Palin's kids. Nevermind..case closed. She did it for sport.
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 12:54PM (Unverified) said
I didn't really think it was funny. Sorry.
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 12:56PM Timerider said
Wait, why would she want to kill Santa?
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 12:59PM (Unverified) said
Lmao, I love this video. Really creepy, but so humorous
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 8:00PM (Unverified) said
that was highlarious
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 1:03PM (Unverified) said
Actually it makes sense, the video has no story just like the game.
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 1:05PM (Unverified) said
I don't care for Santa or Christmas... Yet, I didn't find this video funny. Pointless.
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 1:07PM (Unverified) said
Click the video and you can get the video on youtube in *echo*HD!*echo*
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 1:11PM (Unverified) said
That was the most retarded thing I've ever seen ... I want my 1:30 back, please.
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 1:13PM bmill3 said
Wtf, santa had his lancer up and everything, wheres the chainsaw duel?
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 1:39PM (Unverified) said
relax guys.... it was funny.
I guess our failing economy and job loses stress even the little ones out enough to turn to violence for comfort .
I guess our failing economy and job loses stress even the little ones out enough to turn to violence for comfort .
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 1:19PM PlayaCDubb said
The little girl boviously knew that was a theif cuz Santa aint real. She was just defending her house...lol
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 1:20PM D dogg said
I didn't expect a video to be "funny" where someone gets chainsawed, why did a bunch of other posters?
It did have some good production value though which made it worth the click... for the rest of you spoiled internet users, enjoy your life of let downs with your inflated expectations, you deserve misery >:)
It did have some good production value though which made it worth the click... for the rest of you spoiled internet users, enjoy your life of let downs with your inflated expectations, you deserve misery >:)
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 1:23PM iFester said
That video wins the Cliffyballsack award for Most Non-Spirited Holiday EVER!!
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 1:39PM (Unverified) said
chain saw...
so easy a little girl can do it.
so easy a little girl can do it.
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 1:40PM EdgeOne said
weak, uninspired and a bit disturbing.
Santa totally should have come up through a grubhole.
Santa totally should have come up through a grubhole.
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 1:44PM (Unverified) said
That's what happens when Santa doesn't deliver the goods. All she wanted was a fixed multiplayer.
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 2:09PM CA said
I think she's officially on the "naught" list.
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 2:11PM CA said
Darn! I meant naughty of course.
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 2:25PM Elette said
Haha. That was great.
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 4:38PM anoffday said
WTF?
First of all, not funny.
And second of all, I'd like to thank the douchebag who just gave all the anti-video game politicians some more material. No wonder everyone thinks gamers are insane.
First of all, not funny.
And second of all, I'd like to thank the douchebag who just gave all the anti-video game politicians some more material. No wonder everyone thinks gamers are insane.
Posted: Dec 23rd 2008 7:40PM (Unverified) said
Awww bugger...i was waiting for the little girl to walk down the hall, get delayed on her journey to the living room by 40 mins worth of matchmaking faults due to santa having one more ranking stripe than her and then, once battle commenced, have a grenade just "magically appear" on her shoulder due to an unbelievable (yet realistic) 10 second lag localised in her very own home whilst someone kung-fu flips over her christmas tree.
Merry Xmas everyone!!
Merry Xmas everyone!!
Posted: Dec 24th 2008 2:52AM (Unverified) said
uhhh so what was the white stuff mixed in with the blood? oh... ew!
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