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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:34PM Obienator said

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Are we REALLY sure Uwe Boll didn't direct this atrocity?
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:15PM Mal F4cti0n said

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Hahaha!

That is what I was thinking!

And at what point do bazookas come into play in Street Fighter? Why don't they make a story about a fighting competition.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:39PM nighttime said

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My question is, Where are the man-hands!?
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 12:22AM simbadogg said

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so...is this suppose to be better than van dammes street fighter? sheah...not possible
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 9:30AM (Unverified) said

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hahahaha!!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:35PM TheDarkWayne said

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why is Micheal Clarke Duncan in so many movies?
Alsom did anyone else see Inspector Clouseau in there?
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:50PM zuburi said

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When Hollywood needs a black guy, you either call him or Ving Rhames!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 7:29PM LaughingTarget said

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Watching Michael Clark Duncan shoot a missile launcher is worth the price of the $5 before noon on a weekday admission.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 2:44AM Dahk said

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I hope he sings in this movie. Greatest voice ever...

"leaving on a jet plaaaane, i don't know when i'll be back again."
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:36PM 01 said

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The plot looks AMAZING!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:40PM ailurus74 said

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What plot?
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:41PM Obienator said

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...ly bad!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:50PM (Unverified) said

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I think he meant...Pilot

http://tinyurl.com/72kopz
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 7:12PM Jerk Face said

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@ Noshino

You are just the worst person, lol.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:44PM Mayne Event said

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Van Dammit!!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:48PM Obienator said

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I'M GUNNA GET UHN MEY BOHT! AND I'M GOUINHAP REEVER...AND I'M GOUIN TO KIHK, DAT SUNHOVABEECH BISUNS HASS SO HART!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:50PM (Unverified) said

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Obie I laugh so f*cking hard.

Godd job.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:44AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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+2 to Obie for the lulz.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:44PM (Unverified) said

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Where's Jean-Claude Van Damme?!

No no, this is not right. :(
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:29PM Obienator said

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Ya know, say whatever you want about the Jean Claude movie, but at least that movie got the looks of most of the characters right and didn't take itself seriously.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:44PM (Unverified) said

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Dude, the first Street Fighter movie kicked ass! well, at least Chin li looked asian.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:45PM (Unverified) said

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Sorry.

*Chun Li*
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 10:50PM sinergy said

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"Chin" Li made me lol.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:45PM (Unverified) said

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i cant stand those goddamn mushroom men trailers
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:45PM (Unverified) said

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Looks looks...straight to DVD...
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:49PM infernus said

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You sure this is the right trailer? I can't even begin to put together who's who.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:55PM boofa2001 said

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That's because none of the people look like who they're playing. They've got a dude from the Black Eyed Peas playing Vega for goodness sake, and the blonde dude from Band of Brothers is supposed to be M.Bison.

FAIL!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:24PM TheDarkWayne said

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I really like Neil McDonugh, but he is definitely not right for that role, hell this entire movie isn't right
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:51PM boofa2001 said

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Don't get me wrong, I really like him too (just didn't know his name), but he is NOT M. Bison.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 10:43PM Deadpool said

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They didn't even change his hair color black? I mean how much effort would that take from this guy? He looks the same in every movie he's in, he could've changed his hair color. At least Raul Julia tried to become Bison.

They must have got Geese Howard confused with Bison, because he's looks more like Geese from Fatal Fury.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:52PM BerrySour said

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So I should be glad the computers at work don't have speakers? Is that what the comments so far are saying.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:54PM lgndk11r said

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Anyone else expecting Goku making an appearance?

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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:58PM BerrySour said

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Chun Li: My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces!
Bison: I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it.
Chun Li: You don't remember?
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:01PM (Unverified) said

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Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!!!.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:09PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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Chun-Li: You killed my-

Bison: Yes yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women? I killed my father and you don't hear me complaining about it.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:14PM (Unverified) said

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You...YOUR A LOSER!!!

YES!!YES!!!

BISON!!!

NO NO THE TEETH!!

Everything is lies, EBRYTING ISLAIS!!!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:25PM BerrySour said

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Chun-Li: You killed my-

Bison: Yes yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women? I killed my father and you don't hear me complaining about it.
or
Bison: I have a war room full of U.N. Peace workers and my scientist are injecting some army pig called vega with anger and testosterone. I know I am evil and mad. I am at peace with it, why cant the world just accept me as their leader. Gosh whine, whine! I mean look at the food court I am building!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:56PM (Unverified) said

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Is hard to say Street fighter movie and the cartoon sucked when M.Bison was so hilarious.Seriously I think M.Bison was the only reason why I watched that at all.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 7:20PM Obienator said

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Agreed, Raul Julia was a treat to watch, he was so over the top, enjoying the hell out of eating the scenery.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 10:10PM (Unverified) said

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Strangly enough, the Street Fighter cartoon was atleast better then the Street fighter II V anime series.

You know, the one where Ryu is a lumber jack, chun-li is a tour guide, Balrog "the boxer" wears glasses and a suit and isn't a boxer but an assassin.

O and how ryu finally does a hoduken in the last five episodes.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 10:16PM (Unverified) said

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Well, while we're here, BISON!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGEJDKJdPGg&fmt=18

NOOOOOO!
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 4:18PM BerrySour said

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I epically failed! It is blanka not vega!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:57PM (Unverified) said

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If I end up seeing this, it will STRICTLY be because of Robin Shou.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 5:58PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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What is this I don't even...

Seriously this makes Dragonball Evolutions look like Crouching Tiger hidden Dragon.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:15PM (Unverified) said

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what?...

HAVE YOU SEEN THE TRAILER FOR DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION?

It looks like a direct-to-youtube budget movie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64fZMN2Qu0w

I mean, really? REALLY?
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:18PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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And this(Chun-Li) movie trailer looks even worse. Which is why I said Dragonball looks better by comparison.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:53PM (Unverified) said

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Wrong Sir.Dragonball still looks like crap, this one looks better but to be honest I’m still trying to figure out what did I just saw.

It looks generic in areas where dragon ball looks embarrassingly bad.
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 6:53PM zuburi said

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Thanks for the link, Noshino! The YouTube comments provided me with such gems as

"what a load of crap, there saying the dragonballs where created by seven mystics, when they should have it as kami the guardian of earth, who every dbz fan knows is piccolios good half, that would of been better to have as its more true to the story."

Fucking Dragonball fans!
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 7:59PM (Unverified) said

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After seeing the Street Fighter one I was suicidal. Then I watched the Dragon Ball one,

now im too depressed to kill myself.

Im gona cry myself to sleep.






my life and memories, they hurt so much.
Why ma? Why is there so much pain?
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Posted: Dec 29th 2008 9:12PM Omega2k3 said

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What a bunch of negativity. They looked decent at least, but under produced. I bet if the actors fit the roles in both, and the production value were higher, you would be screaming fanboys. There really isn't much of a market for video game movies and live-action adaptions of anime, so I'm not surprised that they aren't as good as they can be.

Plus, you haven't even seen the movie, just the trailer. Good job being tools.
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