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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:21AM Gibbeynator said

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Umm... duh?
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:45AM Pureshooter said

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Shutup preppy.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:50AM (Unverified) said

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No! Saved by the Bell flashback!!!
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 12:22PM (Unverified) said

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That would explain why all the Nintendo fanboys are so rabid about defending Mario games.

I kid, I kid!
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 1:02PM MarkezJM said

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Ugh god, I just remembered how he always called Jessie "mama"... *shudders

Well, that memory makes me feel like my dick is going to fall off, somebody get a crack research team together and we'll see if others are similarly emasculated on a generalizable basis.

I think the link they're drawing here is pretty tenuous since the only thing they're seemingly going off is survey responses. It'd easy to say this was likely from a 1st year sociology course, except one was a professor and the other a grad student.

Sigh.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 6:06PM dr steve brule said

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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:22AM John Z said

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This is baloney. I've played Square-Enix games for decades now, and they haven't given me a complex at all.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go vomit into this wastebasket and get fitted for vaguely androgynous clothing.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:26AM MowDownJoe said

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No, playing any JRPG (mainly, ones made by Squeenix) makes you feel more secure about your masculinity.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:33AM LaughingTarget said

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Squeenix games have led me to spend a fortune and run up huge debts buying hair gel.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 12:29PM Brodo said

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They really will do studies for anything now a days wont they...
What was that one about gamers ejaculating premature? That was a good one, so random
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:26AM (Unverified) said

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Tanooki suit FTW!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 1:38PM (Unverified) said

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Man. I hope that your avatar is an actual picture of you, because you would look like one mean son of a bitch in a Tanooki suit.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 3:08PM (Unverified) said

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:31AM (Unverified) said

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Good Job Cliffy B, making your main audience feel worse about themselves 15 minutes at a time! lol, only game i can really think of for females would be Dead or Alive, of course dunno how many girls play that
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 4:43PM WiredKnight said

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Cliff doesn't do the character models, stupid.
The man you're looking for is Kevin Lanning, I believe.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:31AM Mr Khan said

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Never been a problem with me, but i don't really play those kinda games often.

Though one must think that the disbelief factor would help negate any kind of insecurities. Like if a flat-chested woman got insecure watching, well, pretty much any anime ever. Sure they put you to shame, but they're not real
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:31AM anoffday said

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Stupid.

Yeah. Macrus Fenix has big muscles. He also has one of the ugliest faces I've ever seen.

I can understand girls getting depressed because of magazines, television, or even video game chicks. But if a guy starts to feel depressed after playing Gears of War or Halo, then I'm sorry but you are GHEY.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:34AM Snowblind said

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Exactly what I was thinking. The characters in Gears don't look even remotely realistic, particularly Cole. Anyone who plays that and thinks they should have arms like tree trunks has problems.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:42AM easo said

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"The characters in Gears don't look even remotely realistic, particularly Cole."

Actually, Cole and Tai are the only Gears that don't look realistic. Pop the game in and play a round of submission. You'll notice that even with the armor on, your almost the exact same size as Chap and Franklin (the meatflags)
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 2:59PM Cal said

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Cole is pretty realistic... He's basically Lester Speight in body armour with more vascularity
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 3:11PM chispito said

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I really don't think idealized images are as much of a problem for men as they are for women. Of all the problems that men and women face, men are more likely to reinforce the unrealistic images of women than women are to reinforce the unrealistic images of men.

Put more simply: if you can find a great girl who isn't especially fixated on the ideal male physique, then why sweat it? Women don't all have it as easy.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:37AM mrmobius said

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Let us examine this post in a bit more depth shall we:

Can Marcus jump higher than 3 times his height?
Can Marcus lift a giant bomb many times his size and which no doubt weighs at least a few tonne?
Can Marcus then proceed to throw said bomb at least 5m in distance?
Can Marcus grab a giant lizard which must also weigh at least a few tonne?
Can Marcus then proceed to throw said lizard a large distance?

In conclusion Mario is more manly than Marcus Fenix.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:53AM (Unverified) said

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Mario also tames dinosaurs, flies through space, throws fire and (presumably) nails a princess
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 12:33PM czechm8 said

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Still has the physique of Ron Jeremy so your just wrong...oh wait.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 2:28PM LuiginDaisy said

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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:38AM Hyams said

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I wish I looked more like Old Snake...

... wait, what?
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:49AM (Unverified) said

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Who wouldn't want a tight ass like that?

''Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!''
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:55AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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:-|
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:57AM (Unverified) said

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^^ROFLMAO!!!

hell Nathan Hale was even cut in that Sentinel Suit......
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 12:12PM Zertoss said

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Stupid sexy Snake!
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 12:51PM Zertoss said

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Stupid sexy Samus!
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 12:54PM Hyams said

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It's the moustache that does it for me.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 12:55PM aristokrat said

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That picture is made of so much win!
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 1:31PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Nice try, Zertoss.

"Beautiful naked big-tittied women just don't fall outta the sky, y'know!"
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:42AM MechMarine said

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I dont think theres a single guy on the planet that wants to look like Marcus Phoenix. What kind of guy would want to look like 5 pieces of sausages strung together into a meat popsicle?
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:40AM Supermanisdead said

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Marcus Fenix is ugly as sin. Not even a mother could love that face. When I play Gears, I genuinely feel bad for him and wonder what kind of harsh childhood he must have had.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:43AM (Unverified) said

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This is bullshit. If you want to look like any of these manly video game characters all you need is a little hard work. I looked up to Mario when I was a kid, so instead of developing a complex like some kind of pussy, I went to work. Now I have a mustache AND a pot belly. Did I have to eat a little more than was probably safe for me at times? Of course. But do I resemble my role model? Absolutely.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:45AM Ludwig Kietzmann said

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I'm not worried -- I have Chris Redfield's arms, Kratos' pecs and Nathan Drake's half-tuck.

Also, Isaac Clarke's delusion.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:46AM (Unverified) said

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Poor Isaac Clarke...
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:48AM DBuckEye said

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Never write a paragraph like that again. Lord knows how many brain cells died doing that stupid Mario impersonation in my head.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 3:52PM (Unverified) said

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In your head?

I did it OUT LOUD!!!

(But not too loud, I didn't want my dad to overhear and think I was nuts.)
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:49AM AwesomeTown said

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Why do they still do these kinds of studies? Shouldn't they know the answer by now?
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:56AM (Unverified) said

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grant money needs justification.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:58AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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It won't spend itself.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 12:02PM AwesomeTown said

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Must be nice to be a professional money waster.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:52AM KohathM said

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Suggestion for people with a negative body image:

- Eat less and exercise more

Lots of people have a negative body image because they look bad and have unhealthy habits. Let your negative body image motivate you towards better choices.

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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 6:31PM raygungirl said

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Eat *right*, not less. Well, depending on who you are. I barely eat anything but it's obviously the wrong stuff because I'm not very thin right now. If I eat the right stuff, the weight pours off.

Yes, that's right. Pours.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 7:20PM KohathM said

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Less. Over time, eating less works. If it's not working over time, it's still too much.

There's lots of diet mumbo-jumbo about what's "right" and what's not. But less is less. You can measure it.

Rapid weight changes are usually related to water-weight and are limited and unsustainable. The storage of energy as body fat changes slowly over the course of weeks.
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Posted: Dec 30th 2008 11:54AM (Unverified) said

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Games don't make me feel unfit, but Japanese games make me feel old.
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