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Posted: Jan 1st 2009 3:01PM jayd691 said

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Hey baby, want to go for a ride in my warthog?

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 3:17PM (Unverified) said

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Swallow the flood!!!!!!

Posted: Jan 3rd 2009 2:14PM SuicideCommando said

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So, you wanna hop on my turret?

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 3:26PM dmbrandon said

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Howabout a little red versus Blue? /tigergrowl

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 3:28PM (Unverified) said

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If you're lucky, maybe later tonight I'll show you my warthog

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 3:30PM Kamal said

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Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? :)

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 3:38PM NBA Kirkland said

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Your warthog or mine?

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 4:21PM (Unverified) said

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Is that Needler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 4:09PM (Unverified) said

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Wanna get hit by my Gravity Hammer?

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 4:09PM bermudacap said

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I stick on you like a stickey grenade

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 4:18PM Seahawk said

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If we stick together long enough I'll explode

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 4:19PM RudyHuxtable said

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Touch my nades.

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 4:22PM KonArtist said

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o_O wow...some of these lines...

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 4:23PM (Unverified) said

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Again???

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 4:32PM Vector Scalar said

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Did you just get hit with an overcharged plasma shot, or are you always so smokin'?

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 4:50PM Mylivingeulogy said

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We go together like a mongoose and a rocketlauncher.

Wait.. I think thats a bad thing.

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 6:28PM robbles said

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hey baby check out my the wart on my hog.

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 5:20PM (Unverified) said

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"are you cortana? cuz you've been pulled out of my head over and over again"

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 5:23PM (Unverified) said

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You have a fantastic warthog . . . I'd like to show you my plasma cannon.

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 5:57PM (Unverified) said

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"Nice Recon armor. It would look better on my floor."

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 5:56PM (Unverified) said

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"When we get home, I'm gonna bone so many men"

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 5:56PM Bpops said

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Let me show you my warthog.

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 6:13PM (Unverified) said

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Whatever happened to the Incendiary Grenades I gave you last year? You never use them anymore!

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 6:47PM Dougerus said

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Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 6:15PM 12q34e said

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lets play team deathmatch

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 7:47PM (Unverified) said

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If I act like a Brute, will you Grunt?

(And seriously, this is the faceplate guy - I need someone at Joystiq to drop me an email.)

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 6:24PM mernmern said

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Want to see my plasma rifle?

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 6:25PM Wonderflex said

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you like paintball?

Posted: Jan 5th 2009 1:59PM Aerothorn said

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"Bet you can't stick it it to me."

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 6:43PM (Unverified) said

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Let's take a ride on my warthog.

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 6:55PM willamill said

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We make T-Bagging fun again!

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 6:55PM DerwinD said

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Come on, baby... we don't need to use a condom, my energy shields are at full strength and should be able to withstand any blasts.

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 6:55PM (Unverified) said

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Let's play a game, a game I call just the tip.

The tip of my shotty.

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 7:20PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, its called Mjolnir now that I wear it.
Wanna see the big hammer?

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 7:15PM fischju said

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You know what they say about Spartans

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 7:23PM tiny415 said

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Me:"Permission to leave the ship"
Woman: "What?"
Me:"So I can give Your covenant, my bomb"
Woman:"Permission Granted"

Walk away, into the sunset, with the lady.

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 7:27PM Jimothy said

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Let me show you my MAC cannons

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 8:32PM (Unverified) said

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bet you can't stick it

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 7:34PM JBuison said

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Hey beautiful! Wanna camp out with me and my "rifle", or get up close with my "sword"?

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 7:39PM R1lovin said

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Will you be my plasma sword?

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 8:17PM (Unverified) said

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Every since Halo 2 I've mastered the art of double fisting. ;)

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 8:14PM chips99 said

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Wanna see my needler and my plasma gun?

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 8:14PM (Unverified) said

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Is that a Master Sargent figurine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 8:18PM scgotts said

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my needles are so hard

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 8:32PM skaterchief said

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I'd like to take a trip to your feeding nipple.

Posted: Jan 1st 2009 8:30PM (Unverified) said

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Is that a needler, or are you happy to see me?

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