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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 5:41PM Ficken said

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Incredible in every respect. A 2006 game? Pure genius. Taking notes Chris Grant? Well you should be.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:51PM Shmil said

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Chris Grant doesn't take notes, he gives them.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 5:47PM Nomgoos3 said

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I have no other words to say than 'this is simply amazing.'

So, this is simply amazing.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 5:52PM Mabuti said

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You have brought me tears of joy. Thank you.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:34PM Duke said

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OK, now I want to buy Risk: Black Ops!
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:54PM NukeAssault said

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Then your already out of luck. Black Ops was never went retail. Sucks, i know but youll have to stick with the latest edition that came out. Which is the same thing sans shapes. =P
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:40PM TheDarkWayne said

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who enjoyed WoS, it really was one of my favorites of the year. I know I'll get downvoted but I enjoyed it more than Fallout 3
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:41PM TheDarkWayne said

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also how come Spider-Man never looked like that in the game? His black suit reflections/shiny bits were always purple, but symbiotes and black cat were able to have just plain black
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 7:37PM Deadpool said

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I agree. The combat is amazing and Spidey's movements are spot on. Now I have to go play it again. :)
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Posted: Jan 6th 2009 12:00AM The Kong said

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I will agree with you about the combat...i enjoyed that, it was very fun yet complex.

But the story for that game blew. Big time. It was pure crap, I could have taken a ping pong ball, my dog, and a hair from George W. Bush and glued them together with bull seamen and gotten a more cohesive, presentable story than Web of Shadows. I'm sorry im a hardcore spidey fan and that story really pissed me off. Especially the way the made MJ...i mean really? Bitch gotta shotty?
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Posted: Jan 6th 2009 12:41AM czechm8 said

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I thought the story was pretty good. Quips galore! Parker was spot on, complaints about his voice fall short; Peter Parker is a science/photography nerd. Spiderman is a NERD which is just full of win.

My complaint was the major stability issues I experience during hardcore combat. And that happened a lot towards the end. Hangup, stuttering, and locking were not enough to keep me from playing this addictive game.

Also, Marvel canon fanboys fear not...Wolvie does fight off the symbiotes, but not after getting the shit kicked out of him by Spidey (yours truly).
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Posted: Jan 6th 2009 12:43AM czechm8 said

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@ice~

You are right. MJ was bad. Even the render of MJ was too butch. She's a supermodel right? *sigh*
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Posted: Jan 6th 2009 9:39AM Jerk Face said

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@ ice

I'm not sure which I like more - trying to imagine that ridiculous metaphor as spelled correctly with bull semen or the way you did with bull seamen (which would of course be a group of bulls that crew a ship.) Either way, thanks for the early morning laugh.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:41PM (Unverified) said

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"Spider-Man: Web of Shadows"

I shall check this out now. Justin, be careful with this power you possess...
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Posted: Jan 6th 2009 9:40AM Jerk Face said

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It's a trap!
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:41PM (Unverified) said

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"After reaching level 20 in this online RPG, I traveled to the main hub world and bought myself a lovely horse."

did you have to draw it first? And hop atop it whilest shouting "Theres my Steed!"?
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:44PM (Unverified) said

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And this is why the Joystiq podcast is the only podcast I listen to from start to finish. The only dull part is from immediately after the Fed Ex guy arrives until the moment he drops off his shipment. Justin, pure genius, the best list this year in a year full of lists. I was laughing out loud, and my wife asked why, so I showed her. She didn't get it. She doesn't ever get it, which is why she is a good wife for me. Bravo.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:44PM Sora said

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LOL DOLPHIN OLYMPICS 2. Everyone at my school was obsessed with it last year. If you go past Pluto, you get to some random space diner. o.O
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:46PM (Unverified) said

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Some random space diner? SOME RANDOM SPACE DINER? That along with you claiming that Ruby and Sapphire were the worst Pokeman games just sealed your fate.

You sir, are dead to me
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:50PM Sora said

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They ARE the worst. Emerald fixed the story flaws, but it was too late. G/S/C forevar!
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:56PM Shmil said

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It was the restaurant at the end of the universe.
Don't panic, its ok that you didn't know that. Just go grab a towel and a copy of the innacurately named HitchHiker's Trilogy.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:56PM (Unverified) said

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(you get a 1 post undead buffer, which I shall use now) "story flaws?" What, you mean how Ruby and Sapphire actually TRIED to be different? Instead of the usual roster update? Yep, thats one major flaw.

Its people like you who are forcing Nintendo to release the same game every time a new handheld is released. You sir, can enjoy a large bowl of dicks on my behest
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 7:01PM Sora said

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No, it's just that from what I remember, R/S felt kind of empty, but Emerald's story filled in some of the blanks that were left in by R/S.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 7:39PM (Unverified) said

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G/S/C Pokemons were terrible, they either where crap beyond belief (Sunflora,delibird,Murkrow) or terrible Broken (Blissey,Wobbufet,Tyranitar), while the game itself was good the Pokemon where terrible, at least Diamond fixed some of them and give evolution to some of the crappier ones.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 7:50PM rTwelve said

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Which is why we need G/S remakes on the D/P/Pt engine!
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 8:51PM Snowblind said

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Sorry, but Ruby and Sapphire were easily the worst.

Diamond and Pearl were better in almost every way. The way you obtain your starter was a good deal different, and actually made sense, instead of some suspiciously generous old man just handing it to you.

The region was a lot more interesting to explore and the length of the game was greatly improved. R/S/E take around 15 hours to beat the Elite Four, where as Diamond and Pearl take around 40. And R/S had the worst bunch of new critters.

The story is garbage in all of the games, but D/P at least brought back the better gym leaders. Volkner was easily one of the best characters in any of the games, I really wish they'd flesh out more of the characters in the game like that.

The only real problem with Diamond was the painful speed of the game and the fact they still haven't done away with the totally broken EV stat system.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 9:24PM Sora said

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Yeah, or if they want to keep the EV system they should revamp it and actually EXPLAIN it in game so normal players can improve their Pokemanz without having to learn about EVs from their hardcore Pokemon fanatic friends/Google.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:45PM erwos said

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Persona 4 better hit ONE of these lists.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:53PM (Unverified) said

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Hey, hold on before you so-called fan's go lynching this guy!! This game IS AWESOME!! No, it's not GOTY but it rocks and has some of the best combat seen in a "Super Hero" game in years!! I truly feel that this control will change the way "Hero" games are played amd made!!
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:58PM Shmil said

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We'd never lynch a joystiq editor, least of all one of the McElroys. Now a burning effigy of them is a different manner.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 6:58PM (Unverified) said

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*wiinterfang became confused*
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 7:02PM Mr Khan said

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Wiinterfang is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion!
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 7:43PM (Unverified) said

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What will Mr Khan do?.

[Attack][Pun]
[Troll] [Whut]

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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 7:45PM (Unverified) said

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Well THAT was interesting.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 7:49PM (Unverified) said

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Best Superhero game ever eh?

The Darkness says Hello.Unless you mean he is an Anti-Hero therefore it doesn't count.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 8:37PM MowDownJoe said

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Comic-book character =/= superhero

But, yeah. The Darkness was friggin awesome.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2009 12:03AM efeez1986 said

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Have you guys forgotten about Ultimate Spider Man? That's the best Spider Man game and the best Super hero game period so far.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2009 4:47AM LaughingTarget said

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Earthworm Jim wants a word with you.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 8:44PM OriginalWeJo said

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i can't believe grand theft auto is not on this list!

;P
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 10:51PM Shmil said

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i lolled
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 8:50PM (Unverified) said

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I too thoroughly enjoyed spiderman WOS,too bad it was the PC version....
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 10:12PM Ethan said

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Good journalising.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 10:13PM (Unverified) said

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Thank you, Justin. You've given me the courage to like crappy games.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 10:30PM Reddjoey said

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Having played and beaten WoS. I'd have to say pick it up. It is the best Spider-man game to date. Take that for what it is. If you have played any you will understand. However, the camera can be troublesome. Also the repetitive side quests and TACOs can really suck the fun out of it.
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Posted: Jan 5th 2009 10:46PM DonaldMick said

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So whose lists are we missing now?

... Chris...?
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Posted: Jan 6th 2009 12:01AM efeez1986 said

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Dark Sector is better than Gears 1 and 2. Weapon upgrades, character advancement, deeper gameplay, more combat options, more challenging, better finishers and better weapons. People ignored the game because the media wasn't sucking the game's dick like they were with Gears.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2009 12:33AM (Unverified) said

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Definitely love The World Ends With You, only game I've played on your list, so I guess I can ssume the other games on your list are good too. Great podcasts btw.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2009 9:33AM (Unverified) said

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Look at that picture!

I'd wish all hot girls would be as flexible as Spider-Man.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2009 9:46AM Jerk Face said

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I am 100% positive that there is something wrong with what you just said but Left 4 Dead kept me up too late to figure it out at the moment.
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Posted: Jan 6th 2009 10:07AM Megadanxzero said

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I like this Justin person... His list was made rather enjoyable...

I still have yet to play Castlevania, largely due to a lack of money and forgetting-ness. In fact knowing Europe it's probably not actually out here yet, I haven't checked... I was quite interested in Web of Shadows though. I didn't think it looked amazing, but it does look quite good, certainly better than Spiderman 3. I get the impression that if I do get it I'll just be disappointed and want to play Spiderman 2 again though...
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