When Joystiq chose Fable 2 as its Game of the Year, were you aware that we were displaying not only our great taste in electronic entertainment but also our abiding love for all the planet's creatures? No? Neither were we until we saw that the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals had chosen Molyneux's baby as this year's Most Animal-Friendly Video Game.
We think the more obvious choice was Doritos Dash of Destruction, as (1) its protagonist is the king of animals (a dinosaur!) and (2) it serves as an invitation to meditate on the very real effects of extinction. Just think of it: You could be watching dinosaurs racing every day, if we hadn't hunted them out of existence for their delicious skins.
Reader Comments (70)
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 2:07PM abelock said
They probably just heard that you could eat tofu and get rewarded purity points.
Probably didn't play the game, probably didn't know about kicking chickens into the mouth of a demon door who demands meat. (although I never did try to give the demon door tofu...)
Probably didn't play the game, probably didn't know about kicking chickens into the mouth of a demon door who demands meat. (although I never did try to give the demon door tofu...)
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 2:05PM (Unverified) said
Who cares what People Eating Tasty Animals thinks?
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 2:08PM (Unverified) said
I didn't know Fable 2 was misogynistic enough to get PETA's approval. After all, PETA doesn't seem to be able to run a PR campaign that isn't degrading to women.
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 2:16PM (Unverified) said
Shouldn't PETA choose Okami?
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 2:17PM (Unverified) said
I'm not to sure I like the idea of those wackos at PETA endorsing any game, fortunately most people don't take anything they say seriously.
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 2:33PM CPRxChris said
Aren't there lambskin condoms in the game or something?
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 3:16PM Dave is great said
I love dead animals.
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 3:22PM (Unverified) said
Two words: FUCK PETA
petakillsanimals.com
petakillsanimals.com
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 3:29PM dishwasher said
Just wait till Michael Vick's Dog Fighting comes out they are going to flip
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 3:36PM (Unverified) said
I like throwing chickens at soldiers in crysis. Just thought I'd put that out there.
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 3:37PM SpeeGold said
I'm sure some one has made a comment about this already, but wasn't there an achievement for kicking chickens?
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 4:22PM Kamizar said
In response, I choose food as my GotY.
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 5:38PM (Unverified) said
Are one of you guys in PETA? Stop posting crap topics about them even existing.
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 5:43PM Skruff said
Wow! That's such an honor from PETA!
I think I'll go celebrate with a tasty burger, or maybe a chicken sandwich!
I think I'll go celebrate with a tasty burger, or maybe a chicken sandwich!
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 6:44PM theCHENRY said
the game advocates the kicking of chickens, meat eating (although you get bonus points for being a veg), as well as the eating of baby chickens. Plus all those critters you kill like beetles and hobbes and stuff.
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 7:07PM TwEE said
People sure do hate PETA, I've never met one before are they truly evil incarnate like Emanuel Goldstein, Al qaeda or Green peace?
Posted: Jan 6th 2009 7:41PM PoisonedAl said
I take it they didn't get the achievement for shooting a bunny then?
Posted: Jan 7th 2009 12:04PM (Unverified) said
I wonder what they thought of COD5 with the attack dogs.
Posted: Jan 7th 2009 9:41AM (Unverified) said
I wonder what PETA would say about Hemet Nestingway?




