Army Recruiter: "Listen, I see you've been having a lot of fun gunning for bad guys on this here arcade game. But tell you what, how would you like to get shot at for real!"
Wide-eyed youth: "Boy, mister, would I!"
Conversations similar to the above are likely unfolding at Philadelphia's Franklin Mills Mall, where the Army has setup 'The Army Experience Center,' a $13 million arcade designed to earn the favor of local gamers and persuade them to trade in their quarters for military-issue green. The arcade, a 14,500 square foot vortex of patriotism, is home to three full-scale military vehicle simulators and a host of games -- most of them of the shooty variety.
Entertaining, yes, though the center is also designed to educate visitors about job opportunities in the Army, with recruiters on hand to weave nationalist prose to anyone inclined to listen. Of course, like America's Army before it, the ultimate goal is to get youngsters (though nobody under 17) to sign their name on the dotted line and report for duty.
It's something that has not been panning out exactly as Uncle Sam might hope, with only 35 visitors enlisting since the facility opened in August, a figure the New York Times reports is "slightly below" the rate of the five traditional recruitment centers the arcade replaced. This might -- might -- have something to do with real bullets stinging a smidge more than fake ones. Just a thought.
Reader Comments (109)
Posted: Jan 7th 2009 3:42PM (Unverified) said
I actually read through all of those comments and I have to say that I'm surprised that it stayed legible for so long.
I lean towards badasssailor's side in this argument because while I'm an independant if two candidates are equally weighted, one being liberal and one being conservative, I usually vote for the conservative one. I always like a moderate though.
I have respect for those in the military and those who served in the military. That's just the way I was brought up. I don't agree with every decision to deploy troops but apart from not voting for the person who made the decision that I disagree with I support the troops fully.
I lean towards badasssailor's side in this argument because while I'm an independant if two candidates are equally weighted, one being liberal and one being conservative, I usually vote for the conservative one. I always like a moderate though.
I have respect for those in the military and those who served in the military. That's just the way I was brought up. I don't agree with every decision to deploy troops but apart from not voting for the person who made the decision that I disagree with I support the troops fully.
Posted: Jan 7th 2009 3:56PM (Unverified) said
I am 17 years old. And I am trying to join the army. That means I can actually get off my ass and find some thing that does not involve playing video games all day...I mean...I am tired...I can not take browsing the internet and perfecting myself in MGO for very long.
Although I do not believe any soldier is fighting for my freedom...If I sell it back to the recruiter well enough I will be in.
So I am going to get in shape and cut my habits and see the world a bit more even if it means getting my ass shot at in the processes.
Although I do not believe any soldier is fighting for my freedom...If I sell it back to the recruiter well enough I will be in.
So I am going to get in shape and cut my habits and see the world a bit more even if it means getting my ass shot at in the processes.
Posted: Jan 7th 2009 8:43PM (Unverified) said
I don't think you need the military to do any of the things you want. Try getting a four year degree from college, sign up for some gym classes while you're there. Really challenge your mind. After you're done with college, you'll have more to offer the military if you still want to join, too.
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Posted: Jan 7th 2009 10:44PM (Unverified) said
I am not looking for the most comfortable amenity's from the military. I am looking for a more rugged experience. And if I am lucky and progress myself threw it outstandingly in years. I might be able to find a Military Contract Job.
I want to become a soldier. And I do it for my own absurdist reasons. nuf said.
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I want to become a soldier. And I do it for my own absurdist reasons. nuf said.
Posted: Jan 7th 2009 5:27PM (Unverified) said
A dog can be trained to obey commands too.
Posted: Jan 7th 2009 6:37PM AlexFirth91 said
well actually the marines makes you nuts trust me i had cousins that were in it my dad and bro were in the army and they are normal
Posted: Jan 7th 2009 7:27PM (Unverified) said
It's frightening to think that freedom and democracy is being defended by people stupid enough to fall for this.
Posted: Jan 8th 2009 9:06PM (Unverified) said
Franklin Mills Mall PA?! I play Warhammer there...
Posted: Jan 8th 2009 10:43PM (Unverified) said
Wait. You posted this without a Last Starfighter pic!?




