Report: William Shatner smashing into PAIN
by Jason Dobson 
{ Jan 8th 2009 at 3:47PM }
While still unconfirmed, Shatner's ragdoll alter ego would join The Hoff as the latest celebrity to be broken by the -- true fact! -- most popular PSN title ever. James T. Kirk is scheduled to smash into Sony Europe's PSN on March 19th, though a Sony representative tells us the release schedule "is for internal purposes only" and "subject to change." Khaaaan you believe it?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Shagittarius @ Jan 8th 2009 3:53PM
"Why don't they make Metamucil in Cherry Flavorrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
EgoCheck616 @ Jan 8th 2009 3:56PM
Kirk: If I get my hands on the headquarters genius that assigned me a female yeoman...
McCoy: What's the matter, Jim, don't you trust yourself?
Kirk: I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is Enterprise.
Anam @ Jan 8th 2009 3:56PM
"Khaaaan you believe it?"
Hey now, don't step on Ludwig's turf. That's a dangerous move, man.
Ludwig Kietzmann @ Jan 9th 2009 4:53AM
I actually edited that in. Soon I'll have the whole staff doing it.
ganrob @ Jan 8th 2009 4:04PM
If you're really quiet you can almost hear Ludwig laughing at that pun.
baby sea tuna @ Jan 8th 2009 4:06PM
Is this game still $10? I'd consider buy it if it was $5.
PSN: Aggie_CEO @ Jan 8th 2009 4:25PM
it was on sale a while back for just $5.......thats when I got it......think its gone back up now tho.......hell if you buy all the add-ons its gonna cost over $50 eventually.......
ObiBen @ Jan 8th 2009 4:12PM
I haven't bought anything for PAIN yet, but if they have him yell "KAHN!" as he is flying through the air I will buy it.
PSN: Aggie_CEO @ Jan 8th 2009 4:26PM
Great Scott.......
Who's next???
Burt Reynolds??
samfish @ Jan 8th 2009 5:04PM
GREAT SCOTT! It's Christopher Lloyd!
Obie @ Jan 8th 2009 4:41PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwXOCKNLY
Nuff Said.
Negativecool @ Jan 8th 2009 4:43PM
If he yells "Khaaaaan!" every time his rag doll body is shot out by the gargantuan sling-shot...
I will HAVE to pick up a PS3, today.
ill trooper @ Jan 8th 2009 4:53PM
This sounds like a Kobayashi Maru situation to me...
samfish @ Jan 8th 2009 5:05PM
So at this rate, they should announce Adam West...around the beginning of March?
el serpiente @ Jan 8th 2009 7:30PM
No, it's gonna be Jim J. Bullock...
Courtney @ Jan 8th 2009 5:28PM
Is this any actual fun? I've thought about it multiple times (because of some of the updates), but it just hasn't seemed that worth it.
Christian @ Jan 8th 2009 6:08PM
Sweet. Maybe they will put in a fix for the game too so that those of us who paid for the amusement park add on can have a product that WORKS!!! Otherwise, awesome game!
FoolKiller79 @ Jan 9th 2009 1:58PM
The Amusement Park fix went out Monday. Redownload the file now and it will work. PS3fanboy had the story, so its no secret.
Deaddy @ Jan 8th 2009 6:39PM
Man, I was going to take a stand after Movie Studio completely sucked and quit spending money on Pain... but Shatner may be hard to resist.
Trickob @ Jan 8th 2009 6:45PM
Is that first sentence implying that Mr. Shatner commands starships into bed???
Ahab88 @ Jan 8th 2009 7:11PM
Forget god of war 3, this is the reason 2009 is the year to get a ps3.
The Alex @ Jan 9th 2009 10:40AM
I'm excited about this one! PAIN is great fun...
Here's hoping one of his "launch phrases" is "I'm a rock-it-man... rocketman...".