Oh, a few minutes later he was beaten in a game by a little girl. Just saying.
Seen @ CES 2009: Robbie Bach can't start his Xbox 360 controller
by Justin McElroy 
on Jan 8th 2009 12:44PM
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Oh, a few minutes later he was beaten in a game by a little girl. Just saying.
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Posted: Jan 8th 2009 1:14PM (Unverified) said
Posted: Jan 8th 2009 2:07PM (Unverified) said
Thanks for the link. Can't wait until someone fails in my presence, now.
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Posted: Jan 8th 2009 2:01PM (Unverified) said
Have you heard about the Chinese college student who, while visiting a zoo, was so overcome by the "cuteness" of a panda at that he decided to jump the fence and give it a hug?
The panda did not reciprocate.
Instead, the panda ate his ass up.
What a world.
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The panda did not reciprocate.
Instead, the panda ate his ass up.
What a world.
Posted: Jan 8th 2009 2:54PM (Unverified) said
You're damn right he deserved it.
"Oh, my stars! Look at that cutesy panda-wanda bear! I just wanna ignore all those warning signs, hop the fence and hug it's little guts out!"
When I read this story, I was genuinely stunned. I wasn't aware I could become any more cynical about my species, but this brought me to another level.
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"Oh, my stars! Look at that cutesy panda-wanda bear! I just wanna ignore all those warning signs, hop the fence and hug it's little guts out!"
When I read this story, I was genuinely stunned. I wasn't aware I could become any more cynical about my species, but this brought me to another level.
Posted: Jan 8th 2009 1:20PM borland502 said
Ah well, they don't pay him millions to use the product. Like a drug dealer they peddle crack; they don't snort it: Still a funny bit of comedy though.
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Posted: Jan 8th 2009 2:13PM borland502 said
"They'd have a hard time snorting it.."
Never underestimate the determination of a true addict.
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Never underestimate the determination of a true addict.
Posted: Jan 8th 2009 3:47PM (Unverified) said
nice save, borland.
lol i was trying to picture someone snorting a rock, also.
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lol i was trying to picture someone snorting a rock, also.
Posted: Jan 8th 2009 1:24PM (Unverified) said
Wow, hi-level executives don't know shit about the products they sell? No wai!
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Posted: Jan 8th 2009 1:56PM puerrican85 said
At least he didnt get the RRoD on the system. :-x
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Posted: Jan 8th 2009 2:01PM Jack Tretton said
Woe be to the Microsoft peons in the wings when Bach left the stage.
"Which one of you FUCKING ASSHOLES forgot to tell me to press the big FUCKING 'X' in the middle of the GODDAMNED controller? I looked like a FUCKING SCHMUCK out there!"
Then he sicced Ballmer on them.
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"Which one of you FUCKING ASSHOLES forgot to tell me to press the big FUCKING 'X' in the middle of the GODDAMNED controller? I looked like a FUCKING SCHMUCK out there!"
Then he sicced Ballmer on them.
Posted: Jan 8th 2009 8:23PM (Unverified) said
Still it would have been funny, but I assume they had the 360 dipped in ice cream with 10 AC units around it just to be safe.
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Posted: Jan 8th 2009 2:54PM (Unverified) said
You're damn right he deserved it.
"Oh, my stars! Look at that cutesy panda-wanda bear! I just wanna ignore all those warning signs, hop the fence and hug it's little guts out!"
When I read this story, I was genuinely stunned. I wasn't aware I could become any more cynical about my species, but this brought me to another level.
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"Oh, my stars! Look at that cutesy panda-wanda bear! I just wanna ignore all those warning signs, hop the fence and hug it's little guts out!"
When I read this story, I was genuinely stunned. I wasn't aware I could become any more cynical about my species, but this brought me to another level.
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