Seen @ CES 2009: Robbie Bach can't start his Xbox 360 controller

Oh, a few minutes later he was beaten in a game by a little girl. Just saying.


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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
warriorx62 @ Jan 8th 2009 1:00PM
fail?
Deeznuts420 @ Jan 8th 2009 1:12PM
fail at liaf
Negativecool @ Jan 8th 2009 4:51PM
Epic
koehler83 @ Jan 8th 2009 1:13PM
I have the same problem with my 360 thanks to an exploding bottle of Root Beer a few months ago.
Dr Jeckyl and Mr ESC. @ Jan 8th 2009 1:14PM
http://sadtrombone.com/
You can also turn it on by holding the Start button for a while.
Readme @ Jan 8th 2009 2:07PM
Thanks for the link. Can't wait until someone fails in my presence, now.
Popfrogs @ Jan 8th 2009 8:38PM
Even better:
http://www.bombombombomwooooo.com/
Strategy_Panda (The Sandwich Poisoning Crew) @ Jan 8th 2009 1:14PM
*yawn*
Readme @ Jan 8th 2009 2:01PM
Have you heard about the Chinese college student who, while visiting a zoo, was so overcome by the "cuteness" of a panda at that he decided to jump the fence and give it a hug?
The panda did not reciprocate.
Instead, the panda ate his ass up.
What a world.
Readme @ Jan 8th 2009 2:04PM
Just saying.
Strategy_Panda (The Sandwich Poisoning Crew) @ Jan 8th 2009 2:06PM
sounds like he deserved it
Readme @ Jan 8th 2009 2:54PM
You're damn right he deserved it.
"Oh, my stars! Look at that cutesy panda-wanda bear! I just wanna ignore all those warning signs, hop the fence and hug it's little guts out!"
When I read this story, I was genuinely stunned. I wasn't aware I could become any more cynical about my species, but this brought me to another level.
borland502 (SDF Macross) @ Jan 8th 2009 1:20PM
Ah well, they don't pay him millions to use the product. Like a drug dealer they peddle crack; they don't snort it: Still a funny bit of comedy though.
mr_maroon @ Jan 8th 2009 1:25PM
Well they wouldn't.
They'd have a hard time snorting it..
Trance Addix @ Jan 8th 2009 1:25PM
Don't get high on your own supply.
borland502 (SDF Macross) @ Jan 8th 2009 2:13PM
"They'd have a hard time snorting it.."
Never underestimate the determination of a true addict.
J @ Jan 8th 2009 3:47PM
nice save, borland.
lol i was trying to picture someone snorting a rock, also.
meist3r @ Jan 8th 2009 1:24PM
Wow, hi-level executives don't know shit about the products they sell? No wai!
Professor Lario @ Jan 8th 2009 1:33PM
*Actual Upper Level Management*
Danny F. @ Jan 8th 2009 1:56PM
At least he didnt get the RRoD on the system. :-x
shannon @ Jan 8th 2009 1:58PM
THAT would've been solid gold
Readme @ Jan 8th 2009 2:02PM
The stuff of nightmares.
Anthony @ Jan 8th 2009 11:03PM
Kinda like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6b9ToIRbgM&feature=related
Jack Tretton @ Jan 8th 2009 2:01PM
Woe be to the Microsoft peons in the wings when Bach left the stage.
"Which one of you FUCKING ASSHOLES forgot to tell me to press the big FUCKING 'X' in the middle of the GODDAMNED controller? I looked like a FUCKING SCHMUCK out there!"
Then he sicced Ballmer on them.
Popfrogs @ Jan 8th 2009 8:39PM
CHAIR INCOMING!
*ducks*
The Dark Wayne @ Jan 8th 2009 10:21PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc
Deck @ Jan 8th 2009 2:01PM
That's funny. And how surprising!
/end sarcasm
NORDS @ Jan 8th 2009 2:11PM
Cheap comment
Ninja @ Jan 8th 2009 8:23PM
Still it would have been funny, but I assume they had the 360 dipped in ice cream with 10 AC units around it just to be safe.
Readme @ Jan 8th 2009 2:54PM
You're damn right he deserved it.
"Oh, my stars! Look at that cutesy panda-wanda bear! I just wanna ignore all those warning signs, hop the fence and hug it's little guts out!"
When I read this story, I was genuinely stunned. I wasn't aware I could become any more cynical about my species, but this brought me to another level.