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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:03PM The Kong said

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Wtf is up with American politicians nowadays...It seems like they're all going to court, or jail.

This is just a disgrace though...i mean really
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Posted: Jan 10th 2009 8:45AM (Unverified) said

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She is a woman... she is not to be trusted.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2009 2:02PM BigD145 said

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All going to court or jail?! You obviously haven't been keeping track of American politics. Most politicians that are plainly guilty have been avoiding subpoenas and others, like the VP himself, have stated in advance that they would flat out refuse to show up for their own trial if subpoenaed.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:06PM nighttime said

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I hear they use brooms, for all the wrong reasons, in women's jail!
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:20PM Lone Starr said

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There's this story about a guy who wanted to have anal stimulation so he got a broom, climbed on top of the fridge, and jumped down on it, impaling himself in the process.

You can't imagine how much effort I've put into trying to verify this.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:24PM (Unverified) said

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What makes it wrong? ohh..

What's wrong with sparring? It takes the edge off of being locked up, doesn't it?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 10:22PM nighttime said

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@lone starr

I puckered up.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 10:36PM Esat Dedezade said

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Just the image I wanted to be left with just before going to bed. Many thanks for that... :)
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 10:50PM DonaldMick said

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That post was total nightmare fuel >_
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:06PM Giantenemycrab said

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Wow, stealing from the poor. Does it get any more pathetic than that?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 10:50PM DonaldMick said

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Someone needs to go Robin Hood on her ass.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:07PM Erdie said

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If true, what a bitch.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:09PM (Unverified) said

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She certainly looks like one.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:10PM Esat Dedezade said

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That my friends is the look on the face of a person who had done wrong. I'm glad she got caught. So help here if one of the needy kids were in Chuck Noriss's good books....

... not that he has a good book, but I'm sure this lady would have gat a RHK to the face from him sooner of later. Thus is the certainty of life.

PS anyone else think she looks slightly like Halle Berry?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:30PM (Unverified) said

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You've GOT to be kidding me.

1. I would've believed you when you said you would start proof-reading had you not continue posting here.

2. She doesn't look like Halle Berry.

3. SHE DOES NOT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HALLE BERRY.

4. I'm gonna kill you now... in my mind.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:30PM (Unverified) said

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Are you saying that all black people look alike?? >=(


Arrg just kidding man, Obama won my race card got revoked.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:34PM (Unverified) said

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from someone who said, "she certainly looks like one."

What are YOU saying? All black women look like bitches?!?!

>=[
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:37PM Esat Dedezade said

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J I reside in the UK. It is currently 2:33am here. I obtained FOUR hours of sleep the night before. I think I am entitled to some mistakes at this stage :P

Can you hallucinate from sleep deprivation by the way?

Also if anyone knows how the hell to set up ICS in vista I would appreciate it. It's the only reason why I'm still up.. that and Joystiq has seemingly become the equivalent of crack to me. Any way I keep getting this stupid error message: An error occurred while configuring Internet Connection Sharing" and have tried various voodoo incantations to no effect.

I shall repay your help with positive thoughts. Take that in whatever way you desire.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:38PM (Unverified) said

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not ALL of them.

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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:46PM (Unverified) said

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Esat, you are addicted to the orange hearts.

So long as you keep posting here, you are your own enabler.

As for your ICS issue, might I recommend the google?

I'm still killing you... in my mind, for what you said about halle berry. I am gouging your eyes out right now, since you obviously don't know how to use 'em properly.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:54PM Esat Dedezade said

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Believe me, I'm googling ultra hard. Regarding the Halle Berry comment, bear in mind I was thinking of her about 10 - 15 years from now if that helps.

Would you like to pay off my eye medicinal bills by wire transfer or would you prefer small monthly instalments (with interest)?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 10:18PM (Unverified) said

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Eye medicine?

You don't have eyes anymore! There's no reason for you to be forgetful. I haven't scooped out your brain, yet.

...
now you are forgetful.

How about this?
http://www.vistax64.com/vista-networking-sharing/78995-vista-ics-error-msg.html
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 10:28PM Esat Dedezade said

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Thanks for the help. That was actually the very first page I tried :) I shall give up in a moment anyway. Plus I do not wish to turn this fine Joystiq establishment in to a tech support forum.

There was something else that I was going to say... a witty retort regarding the gouging out of my eyes but in all honesty, at 3:26am, it has escaped me, a wispy memory amongst all of the utterly random garbage that my neurons seem to be spewing out today.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 10:51PM (Unverified) said

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"There was something else that I was going to say... a witty retort regarding the gouging out of my eyes but in all honesty, at 3:26am, it has escaped me, a wispy memory amongst all of the utterly random garbage that my neurons seem to be spewing out today."


don't patronize me.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 10:55PM Esat Dedezade said

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Okay. Last post, then I'm going to bed!

The funny thing is, I genuinely DID forget was I was going to say, I even forgot that you joked that you were erasing my memory till after I posted the comment. Only after did I realise that what you said became true. You clearly have true powers. Can you use them to ban Joystiq's IP adress from my router? I don't have the willpower.

Right, I am so exhausted I can barely stay awake...goodniujnhgu0]qe42
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:11PM Levi Partridge said

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Let me be the first to say, I'd hit it.

Hey, I'm attracted to powerul women (that aren't bull dykes, thank you Hillary Clinton), and chicks in prison!
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:21PM Lone Starr said

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You mean like Martha Stewart?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:37PM Erdie said

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What a fox!
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:38PM Levi Partridge said

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I can't deny it, I once admitted that I would put the stuffin' to her too. At least she'll bake cookes after it's over.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 11:43PM (Unverified) said

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A "bull dyke" is what, a woman who doesn't act feminine enough?

It's 2009. Women are allowed to vote, get jobs, and wear trousers. Learn to accept that.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2009 12:01AM Franklin Gothic said

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Dixon looks even better when you put her in context. Her partner, city council prez Stepheny Rollins Blake would be hideous even without the triple chin.

God I hate Baltimore politics...
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Posted: Jan 10th 2009 11:15AM (Unverified) said

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At least she won't get elected to state gov.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2009 12:27PM Levi Partridge said

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A bull dyke is something that I heard some comedian refer Hillary as, which is just too hilarious not to say every chance I get.

aj, take it easy princess. Women got to vote, wear trousers and earn an income, all in the 20th century. It should be considered progressive to be able to make a joke about women and not be labeled sexist in 2009.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:12PM quickshade said

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to bad bestbuy does keep track of stuff like this, pretty big problem if you ask me. and truly I agree....what a bitch.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:13PM (Unverified) said

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LOL

Use your own money for consoles, not someone that needs it.

Today's world.. making you wonder how more we can get screwed up, one day at a time.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:35PM Haon said

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Dont look at me I voted for Carcetti.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2009 12:22AM (Unverified) said

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Seriously, I was wondering how they caught her. Maybe they had a wire up on her or something. Dang those real po-lice.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2009 5:07AM hey buddy said

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Goddammit that was such a better 'WIRE' joke than the one I came up with, I'm just stopping now.

Bravo!
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:41PM jhowlett said

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voting for fictional candidates who in the story was going to run for senate in the next election, you sure that's better
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:43PM ummhello said

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Gov. Blagoyabitch is still one of the worst politicians in the US....
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:44PM JRMG said

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Makes sense to me.

Why waste your own money on a PSP? ;)
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 3:47PM (Unverified) said

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i saw this on the news today and they said that she used the giftcards to buy a ps3 for herself. she bought some other stuff like fur and mink coats from money from other sources as well.

But ya you're right successful black people have the tendency to sabatoge themselves like idiots. Micheal Vick, Plaxico Buress, Wesley Snipes, Lil Kim, and Jacko all come to mind.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:57PM freelance said

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Well good for her! We need more politicians to support gaming!

Wait, What!? She bought a PSP! How do we impeach this bitch!?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 10:24PM wshwe said

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Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. There's one excellent example currently in the Oval Office.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 11:19PM psionicmonkey said

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Ugh, please, you wouldn't know the true horror of absolute power until it would have been too late to do anything about it.

And its hilarious you make that remark in a story about a DEMOCRAT.

Sheila Dixon has been a plague on Baltimore City. Frankly, you could say that about 98% of the city council, past and present.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 11:44PM (Unverified) said

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If you think the president has "absolute power", you need to read a history book RIGHT NOW before you make yourself look any dumber.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2009 5:40AM hey buddy said

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"If you think the president has "absolute power", you need to read a history book RIGHT NOW before you make yourself look any dumber."

AJ, you might want to re-read what he wrote, before you say someone's going to make themselves 'look any dumber' - he didn't actually say the president had absolute power, I'd say he's charging we have a president in office right now (Bush) that arrived there via corruption by way of absolute power. Read the history of the Bush family and you might agree that it certainly wasn't 'being qualified' that got Bush as far as he did.

And (ugh), Psionic, Bush/Cheney is about as close as we've been to 'the true horror of absolute power' in my lifetime, chief example being the Patriot Act and all of it's wonderful regard for the American citizen, which has a self-preservation clause in it like some virus, in that it can be extended at any moment, to continue sidestepping/wiretapping our rights in the name of whatever anyone wants to use that week. And look into how far 'eminent domain' has seeped into everyday government runnings - I would assert that YOU are the one who doesn't seem to know anything about how far it's gone, and yes, Virginia, it is likely too late to do anything about it.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 11:49PM (Unverified) said

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I like how she bought a PS2, not a PS3.
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Posted: Jan 10th 2009 12:06AM psionicmonkey said

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Discretion has never been Mayor Dixon's strong point. I mean, she got 1 out of 3 of those listed purchases 'right' when she got an X360.

/sarcasm

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Posted: Jan 10th 2009 12:05AM 343 Guilty Fart said

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I can't believe there's an article about a corrupt Baltimore politician and no one's made a reference to the Wire.

MCNULTY!!!
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