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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:25PM Esat Dedezade said

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I can see where this is going already... and it involves duct tape.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:36PM baby sea tuna said

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Beat me to it! Damn you and your quick draw wit!

If only I hadn't taken a break to do my job...
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:44PM Esat Dedezade said

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The real winner in this competition is you.

I have no life.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 3:05PM aristokrat said

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Yeah man, you've been burning up the boards today. Why don't you go look at the urinal cake in your office or something?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 3:17PM Esat Dedezade said

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I have no office. I do however have a report. I think I have serious problems (Procrastination in the form of a real mental illness). Is that medically recognised?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 3:37PM Dirty said

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Its called joystiq fever... I get it almost every Friday.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 3:42PM Esat Dedezade said

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Is the only precsription Moar Cowbell?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 4:13PM Dirty said

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I usually get rid of it by playing a shit ton of games all weekend..... and with beer.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 8:55PM Levi Partridge said

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Estat, you certainly get the weekly Joystiq MVP award for your fourth quarter heroics today.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:01PM Esat Dedezade said

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Thanks. Like I said before all this time spent here I should have been working... it would be fine if I was getting paid for it! :P

I may start my own blog about.. well whatever takes my fancy just for the heck of it :)
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:42PM Levi Partridge said

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Ok, now, don't let it get to your head.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:50PM Esat Dedezade said

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Yeah sorry about that. It's 3am. I don't know what I'm saying anymore. *slinks awaaaay*
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:25PM Rentaro said

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What is that distant rumbling I hear?

Uh-oh.

FANBOYS! Everyone, Take cover!
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:28PM Marius said

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This thread better not disappoint
*pulls out popcorn*
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:38PM Negatron said

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Whats the popcorn for sir? Ohhhhh... i seeee.

Wii SUX!!! !!!!
*runs*
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 3:24PM samfish said

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In the event that it does disappoint, at least we have another Nintendo patent story that can't POSSIBLY faiil to disappoint:
http://kotaku.com/5127251/nintendo-patent-reveals-potential-paradigm-shift-in-design

Yeesh. Look at all those comments! 340+!
We have to LET OUR POWERS COMBINE and beat that when Joystiq inevitably posts it!
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 4:01PM Marius said

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consider myself disappointed

and wtf what kind of person that calls themselves a gamer will want that, Im guessing Nintendo know thinks that their costumers are idiots
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 4:06PM samfish said

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^IT BEGINS!
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 5:20PM Mr Khan said

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an in-game hints system that doesn't hold your hand, but allows you to follow by example, as well as a means to play through a condensed version of the story, or to return to any point of the story at any time, and this is disappointing?

Feh.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:29PM (Unverified) said

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*opens door, looks around, shuts the door*
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:56PM (Unverified) said

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Okay, I'm back.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 6:12PM Nick the Hero of Canton said

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Why is this comment NOT at 3 hearts yet?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:45PM Levi Partridge said

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Because, with the exception of Saria the Cat, there's a lot of sandy vaginas in this thread?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:29PM teamsammalone said

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I thought we already knew this? Blue Ocean strategy or something... I get all my news here, so maybe I'm nuts.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 7:53PM Foetoid said

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No you're not nuts. This was revealed 18 months ago at least. Way to post ancient news Joystiq.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:32PM mrlogical said

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Good thing they developed a true next-generation system instead of crafting a mere Gamecube addon.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:41PM (Unverified) said

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I don't think the GameCube would have sold nearly as well with this addon as the Wii has/is selling. Good business move on Ninty's part from where I'm sitting.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 3:23PM War Machine said

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Actually, the wiimote is based on the Porwer Glove for the NES.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 4:36PM SuperGayParade said

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Isn't the Wii just a smushed GameCube with a facelift?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:34PM Nick the Hero of Canton said

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Well this should be interesting...
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:34PM Erluti said

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it looks like they are playing some strange mix between tennis and lacross... "lacrennis" if you will.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:53PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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I believe that would be 'Mario Superstars Lacrennis'.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:35PM (Unverified) said

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They did? When are they releasing that system?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:36PM Negatron said

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Randy correct me if i am wrong. Is that not a pic of Justin on a Sunday morning, getting in a quick game of Red Steel? He doesn't wear short shorts!? Surely you jape!

My question is, although i like(d) Game Cube, would having a Wiimote for it affected its popularity? Would it print money? Ahh the "what if's"...
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:39PM baby sea tuna said

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Probably not. The Wii branding and design elements are the real goldmine.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:39PM Mr Khan said

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I've said it before, if Nintendo fell a generation behind, it was in the GameCube generation, not now

An online system that would have been much more palatable in 2001, simple multimedia capabilities that would equally have been more palatable in that day, as well as utilizing DVD technology (not entirely, but close enough)

Of course, as it was, it simply would have fizzled as a GameCube add-on, a gimmick for a dead system, as opposed to the console that brought gaming to the masses
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:44PM (Unverified) said

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When and IF the wiicube surpasses 140+ sold WW, then and only then will I agree that the wii brought gaming to the masses....only 100m more to go.

For now and for years to come the PS1 and PS2 are the ONLY consoles to sell over 100m. To me that is selling to the masses.

Yes the wiicube is a big hit with grandma and soccermoms, but I doubt it will have the longevity of the PS2.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:45PM (Unverified) said

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Brought gaming to the masses? What does the PS2 have to do with this? Please stay on topic
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:57PM pohatu771 said

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Do the PlayStation numbers include the original PlayStation and the PSone, the PlayStation 2 and the newer version, and all of the PlayStations that failed and were replaced?

I'm not trying to get into a fanboy war, but the PlayStations both had two revisions and one was known for its failures - plus the PlayStation 2 has been available for eight years, with the PlayStation being available for a similar number of years, while the Wii has only been available for two years.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:59PM mrmobius said

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The wii has sold more than PS2 has in the first 2 years, and continues to sell well. Tell me then it hasn't the potential to better the PS2? Nintendo may not whore a console for years after it's successor is released though which might not help.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 3:00PM Mr Khan said

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Yeah, see, what Wii has achieved is 45 million in two years, with no price-drops, and strained supply

100 million is an inevitability, at this point
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 3:28PM samfish said

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Hey KillJebus, how's that "fads only last two years" thing workin' out for ya? I thought you KNEW the Wii would crater by November because fads only last 2 years.

Or are you going to say you've always claimed fads only last 3 years?


HA HA *HA*, sir. HA HA HA!
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 3:46PM (Unverified) said

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I fucking hate it when Sony fanboys try to compare PS2 sales with current generation console sales. The PS2 was successful because it had the most games all the good exclusives and the most support from developers and publishers than the Xbox and Gamecube had. But this generation the Wii doesn't even have all of that and it sold over 45 million consoles Worldwide in just two years and is still going strong for another successful year.

Everybody loves the Wii and not just Soccer moms and grandmas, but casual and even hardcore gamers as well.

You're full of shit Killjebus.



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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:03PM (Unverified) said

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Beanie Babies were made from 1993 until 1999. Stupid bullshit fads based on morons buying stuff that ends up collecting dust can well last longer than two years. Doesn't make it any less stupid.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:02PM Levi Partridge said

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Espiritu, I don't know whether to be happy or sad that I understand the reference of your name. To be honest, I'm actually leaning towards happy.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:18PM (Unverified) said

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Well Levi, you can take the E and the U out if it makes it any better.

Its good to know that you know what it is tho.


Cheers!




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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 9:50PM Levi Partridge said

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Awww, man. You changed your pic. Now I don't feel special anymore.

BTW, it should be El Espiritu!

Great, now I want a Spirit inspired luchador mask.
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 10:00PM (Unverified) said

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@Levi

No, I didn't change the pic, does it look different on you screen?


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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 10:14PM Levi Partridge said

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It certainly was something else when I left my first comment!

You probably thought I was nutto or something.

Didn't you use to have a SWAT Kat for a pic, or was that someone else?
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Posted: Jan 9th 2009 2:41PM (Unverified) said

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Why is this news? I have known about this (as well as others I presume) since BEFORE the wiicube came out.

I have got to hand it to Nintendo, they duped millions into REBUYING the GameCube for MORE MONEY!!!
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