"Your keyboard has 400 times the bacteria than this urinal!!!"
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You advertise on urinal pads and you use improper grammar? We've only got one question, Seal Shield. How much can we legally invest in your company?
The sentence is a bit janky, but it's understandable given the limited space. However, I don't feel comfortable with a product that the company holds in such high regards as to allow me to piss all over it.