"More than a control pad,,,a legend!"
<disclaimer> The previous and following (after the break!) text was copied verbatim -- odd spacing and all -- from the back description and product manual of the Dragon Fire Breather game controller, which we and our friends at Engadget found and bought for $1 at the CES international hall. We are not transcribing this to try to offend anyone and, yeah, we know this is probably not the manufacturers' first language -- probably not its language at all -- but we are in fact very fascinated with how the translation process works.
Every chosen word does make sense, just not in the context we are used to. Plus, "mucilanginous" is a very funny word, and if you look carefully, you'll notice World of Warcraft's title screen art.
The official US name is "USB Dragon Dual Shock Scary Gamepad" (with 12-button and 2 analog sticks) and is available from DealExtreme for $27.37. It also comes in ninja and pirate variants. </end disclaimer>
- The instruction of product function
- The shape design of "dragon" monster, larruping, more horror and more excited in the game.
- USB port, combine USB1.0/USB2.0, support hot inserting and drawing, once insert it, use it.
- Support Win98/Winme/Win2000/WinXP system, 32/64 CPU
- Support over Driect7.0 edition, support PC power feedback game, Mainframe and net game.
- Transfer digital and simulate model arbitraily, supper strong dual vibration function .
- Program function, can make handspike button as keyboard button, use two rockers of handspike as mouse, then it is controlled by the product but not key mouse completely.
- Support the function of key TURBO/CLEAR.
- Do not put them in the concourses of warm, wet, and strong light.
- Do not make liquid and other different things into the products.
- Do not pull strong products' down-lead pins excessively.
- Do not use strong canker or mucilanginous liquid to brush the products.
- You can pay attention to time and methods are subject to personal instance.
- System commend
- Over CPU266M
- Over RAM64M
- With USB port.
- Windows 9x/Win2000/WinXP system, over SVGA 256 colors.
- WIN98 SETUP
- Open package insert the enclosed driver(disk) into CD-ROM of your computer mainframe, and open "SETUP" to install.
- Then you will see the picture bellow, press "Next" .
- Press "Finish" to finish software setup, picture bellow:
- Disconnect the product USB prick, insert USB portal into your computer USB portal, then your computer will show the new hardware, and press "Next" , picture bellow:
- Press order as bellow: (Annotation : then, you may need to provide WIN98 setup disk, then press "Next" Press "accomplishment" ,installation is over ( attention: you can first install USB mainframe portal set<the product>, then install driver, no meter of the order.
- WIN2000/XP installation. In WIN2000/XP system, installation is easier, hardware steup automatically, software installation is the same as WIN98.
- Button enactment process:
- Hardware and software installation as above.
- Open game console as pecture bellow,