Andrew Lloyd Webber finally turning his musicals into video games
We don't care what Costello said, we have a dirty place in our hearts for Andrew Lloyd Webber and his special brand of garish musical spectacle. Make no mistake, if you ask us to watch a touring company of Phantom in public, we'll laugh right in your half-masked half-face. But if you sneak into our room late at night and see us singing "Only You" into our hairbrushes, don't act like you weren't warned.
So, seeing as there are millions of you reading, we're going to roll our eyes when we relay that Andrew Lloyd Webber's Really Useful Group is looking to create video games, along the lines of singing games like Karaoke Revolution or Lips, based on his musicals. But know this: If you should happen to steal a glimpse of us as you walk away and see just a hint of our heads bobbing, you'll know exactly what's on repeat on our iPods.
So, seeing as there are millions of you reading, we're going to roll our eyes when we relay that Andrew Lloyd Webber's Really Useful Group is looking to create video games, along the lines of singing games like Karaoke Revolution or Lips, based on his musicals. But know this: If you should happen to steal a glimpse of us as you walk away and see just a hint of our heads bobbing, you'll know exactly what's on repeat on our iPods.












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Jack Tretton @ Jan 13th 2009 3:34PM
"We don't care what Costello said..."
Who is on first? [pause] I mean the fellow’s name. [pause] The guy on first. [pause] The first baseman. [pause] The guy playing first base!
Comedy gold!
F1 @ Jan 13th 2009 3:36PM
What would the Phantom's finisher be?
Esat Dedezade @ Jan 13th 2009 3:39PM
The crabby patty piledriver?
Esat Dedezade @ Jan 13th 2009 3:41PM
Sorry that was stupid having read it back...
The Phantom's Elbow?
Shmil @ Jan 13th 2009 4:46PM
The Phantom grip?
Strategy_Panda (The Sandwich Poisoning Crew) @ Jan 13th 2009 3:40PM
Hosanna Heysanna Sanna Sanna Ho
Sanna Hey Sanna Ho Sanna
Super Star!
Neon Jebus @ Jan 13th 2009 3:42PM
Mr. Mistoffelees wins...
Jack Tretton @ Jan 13th 2009 4:40PM
...after he chews off Kung Lao's head and spits out a hairball.
Comet @ Jan 13th 2009 8:19PM
Oh well Never was there ever a cat as clever as the Magical Mr Mistoffelees
Rocketboy @ Jan 13th 2009 3:49PM
I saw the picture,
then I laufed.
Kudos and Huzza!
player66 @ Jan 13th 2009 3:51PM
Justin, we both have degrees in "theatre" but really? Cats? Burn this filth.
Mighty Ponygirl @ Jan 13th 2009 3:54PM
More with the picture love.
player66 @ Jan 13th 2009 3:54PM
Starlight Express Tycoon? Anyone?
343 Guilty Fart @ Jan 13th 2009 3:58PM
Looks like we're past the point of no return...
xGeneral DEATHx @ Jan 13th 2009 4:04PM
http://instantrimshot.com
Shagittarius @ Jan 13th 2009 4:06PM
I already have Microprose's 'Phantom of the Opera'. Was a pretty good sierra style adventure game back in the day.
I run it on my Pentium 90 which I've outiftted with 96 MB of ram, a STB Velocity 2d board, a Diamond Monster II, External midi modules Roland MT32 and SC55-MKII.
Its a pimp retro system.
Shagittarius @ Jan 13th 2009 4:06PM
"Return of the Phantom"
Monkeydog @ Jan 13th 2009 4:20PM
I've always wanted some musical songs in Karaoke games. I'm kind of glad that this is happening.
I'll be even more happy if there are some Dr. Horrible, Carmen, or Les Misérables songs in a musical karaoke game. (even if none of those are Webber)
required @ Jan 13th 2009 4:37PM
Any episode of Scooby Doo > Phantom of the Opera
Rocko @ Jan 13th 2009 4:41PM
Yea, there's definitely a lack of songs from musicals in Karaoke Revolution and Lips, or any of those types of games. You'd think a major career that involves singing would have a singing game marketed towards them.
otmustache @ Jan 13th 2009 6:02PM
I HOPE IT HAS WICKED AND RENT PEEEEEEEEE
Lemmiwinks @ Jan 13th 2009 8:10PM
i dunno... that sounds messy
Luthyr @ Jan 13th 2009 7:12PM
Why not make a video game that is a musical or is based on a musical?
Lemmiwinks @ Jan 13th 2009 8:17PM
I'm trying to wrap my head around a control system for Starlight Express: The Game.
flanked @ Jan 14th 2009 1:55AM
Finally, a game targeted specifically for the burgeoning theatre-major-casual-gamer demographic. I can't wait for the port for DS and PSP; and you thought car rides filled with family members harmonizing showtunes couldn't be more painful.
dur @ Jan 14th 2009 10:53AM
I couldn't stop LOLing at the pic on this article.!!Thats why I like Joystinq, all the awsome pics on teh funny articles!!!!! OMG IM LOLING RIGHT NOW!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMAO!!!!!!!1!!!
Its mortal kombat and some guy that might relate to the article or something!!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! OMG I CAN'T STOP!!! LOLOLOLMAOROFL