Boobs! Sweeping changes coming to 1UP
As UGO's purchase of 1UP continues to send shock waves across the gaming landscape, details about what to expect under the site's new overlords have begun to emerge. Or rather, what we could have expected. 1UP's Scott Sharkey drops his synergistic ideas for a new site comprised of lists, boobs and lots of both. But alas, Scott's been promptly muzzled by his new handlers.
Don't worry, though. Joystiq plans to "borrow" all of your fine ideas, Scott, for our new megasite: JoyDaily.com -- brought to you by AOL's TMZ!
Don't worry, though. Joystiq plans to "borrow" all of your fine ideas, Scott, for our new megasite: JoyDaily.com -- brought to you by AOL's TMZ!






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j.howlett @ Jan 13th 2009 4:01PM
where?
WRE @ Jan 13th 2009 5:22PM
Her?
Esat Dedezade @ Jan 13th 2009 6:09PM
...
Plate tectonics?
GRT @ Jan 13th 2009 4:02PM
Ha, whoever owns joydaily.com (Art for Inspiration at Joydaily.com) must be freaking out at the sudden spike in traffic!!
ElAyes @ Jan 13th 2009 4:13PM
-Page last updated: 12/28/2005 - © JoyDaily.COM 2005-
I don't think they're really going to notice. . .
Mike @ Jan 13th 2009 4:34PM
lol, you beat me to it, and what a terrible site!! it looks like it crawled out of 1999!!
joeybeast @ Jan 13th 2009 4:18PM
JoyDaily?
How about DailyJoy? Might get higher traffic.
Kevin @ Jan 13th 2009 4:18PM
Scott Sharkey is my hero
MrPulse @ Jan 17th 2009 2:37PM
"Scott Sharkey is my hero"
-----> Scott Sharkey should an hero.
Fix'd.
Mr Khan @ Jan 13th 2009 4:22PM
Add in a plan to host anime fansubs and annoying memes, and it could become the one-stop shop for all your internet needs. Tits, games, free anime, and stupid videos/ytmnds
Zertoss @ Jan 13th 2009 4:23PM
We already have that, it's called YouTube.
Sir Buzz Killington( The Artist formerly known as Jakka) @ Jan 13th 2009 4:26PM
4chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Shmil @ Jan 13th 2009 4:35PM
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Moptimus Slime (Leader of the Ryan Scott Defense Force, A Wurr? My Burr) @ Jan 13th 2009 4:47PM
doing all that would require an EPIC MANEUVER
Veko @ Jan 13th 2009 4:31PM
1up, I already miss you so much. :( Last I heard, the 1up Show's dead.
Strategy_Panda (The Sandwich Poisoning Crew) @ Jan 13th 2009 5:02PM
retronauts is the only show that's received an update since the layoffs
Lars @ Jan 13th 2009 6:39PM
Same here, I already miss the 1UP Yours show, and even the kids table. We'll have to see how Rebel FM pans out. But I'll really miss 1UP Yours the most. Garnett Lee + Shane Bettenhousen = magic.
CaptainProtonX @ Jan 13th 2009 4:45PM
So, they are mimicking IGN.
Sensational.
Reviews of the latest diamond-encrusted wireless headphones, car chargers, $300 mice, yachets, and pornstars turned song/dance sensation.
Let's not forget the gratuitous, almost vomitous advertising with animated burgers and movie stills of unrated hack/slashers.
SHIT! I even have a new name for the site: 1upyours.com
Levi @ Jan 13th 2009 4:59PM
I just got a new game that we should play Mr. I Didn't Read The Article. It's called "Let's Jump To Conclusions!"
E.J. @ Jan 13th 2009 5:58PM
That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life.
Yes, this is horrible, this idea.
LiK @ Jan 13th 2009 5:26PM
we need nipples~!
knighty (GT: ZeraKnight) @ Jan 13th 2009 5:58PM
And shitting dick nipples!!!!
Wait.....no.....
No we don't need them thank you very much.
Ninja_Nun @ Jan 13th 2009 5:59PM
When do we want them?
NOW!!
Where do we want them?
In their anatomically correct places!
mynk @ Jan 18th 2009 1:20AM
@ninja
man i dont know whats funnier. your comment or the user identiy + pic to go with it
The Dark Wayne @ Jan 13th 2009 6:39PM
so it's gonna be like Games Radar?
Jawmuncher @ Jan 13th 2009 6:44PM
They should change the forums to how they used to be.
Every system having it's own board and what not.
The 1up board suck now, since it's a neogaf wanna be.
Wiinterfang @ Jan 13th 2009 8:45PM
Now that's change we can believe in.
t_m @ Jan 14th 2009 3:15AM
"All future articles appearing on the site will be in the Top 5 format. Excepting those occasions when they can be extended into a top 10, 50, or 100. In the coming months efforts will be made to maximize pageviews by printing these articles with one word, and eventually one letter, per page."
Wow... they are copying BigDownload's ideas... but they forgot to put them into an image gallery to make them REALLY annoying.
Alzheimers @ Jan 14th 2009 12:34PM
I anticipate many parenthesis, letter Ys, and dots to appear in these replies.
Like so: (. Y .)
Spybreak @ Jan 14th 2009 8:03PM
It was sad what happened to the clubs section of 1up, that was the only reason I really visited the site.