There ain't no party like a Medieval party 'cuz a Medieval party don't stop. Of course, that likely has more to do with rampant dysentery than any measure of fun, something we hope won't come packaged with Medieval Games, a new collection of minigames casually heading to the Wii.
The game is being hammered out by the ye olde blacksmiths at N-Fusion Interactive, with Bethesda sister company Vir2L Studios set to publish. Medieval Games promises to bring waggle to the Middle Ages with bite-sized dragon slaying, castle sieges and archery contests as players suit up as one of several "colorful" playable archetypes such as the knight, princess, bard or wizard. No release date or even screens from the game have been revealed, meaning we'll just have to learn to make do with the hojillion other minigame collections collecting dust on Wii shelves for now.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 11:17PM The Blank Mage Returns said
Is that Assy Mcgee on the far right side of the picture?!
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Posted: Jan 14th 2009 3:57AM The Blank Mage Returns said
Man, and here I thought that was based on a true story.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 11:40PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said
LMAO
Hilarious post. Made my day! Rampant Dysentery for the WIN!!
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Hilarious post. Made my day! Rampant Dysentery for the WIN!!
Posted: Jan 14th 2009 12:14AM (Unverified) said
I guess it makes sense, since the Wii's graphics generally look like they're from that time period.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2009 12:56AM Foetoid said
Granted there are quite a few minigame compilations on the Wii, but they make up MAYBE 10% of all the games. People tend to exagerate the situation badly (i'm looking at you Jason Dobson!). Plenty of good games for gamers who aren't too lazy to shift through the crap games to find the amazing ones.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2009 1:25AM (Unverified) said
Posted: Jan 14th 2009 1:47AM religiousjedi said
Nice pic tmac.
Just outta curiousity...what do you want from the Wii?
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Just outta curiousity...what do you want from the Wii?
Posted: Jan 14th 2009 4:00AM The Blank Mage Returns said
I'm thinking he wants the Wii to be an Xbox. No, not LIKE an Xbox. Just flat out duplicate.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2009 8:39AM baby sea tuna said
He probably just wants what all of us wanted out of the Wii, which is support not only by solid third-party publishers, but first-party games that are not almost EXACTLY like their last-gen predecessors (Mario Kart, Smash Bros., Animal Crossing) with token current-gen upgrades. It's just depressing.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2009 9:54AM (Unverified) said
I want what BST said above, but I would be happy if it was just a respectable gaming machine which right now it's the farthest thing from being.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2009 9:13AM (Unverified) said
I love that pic.
The grass is lava... the grass is lava!
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The grass is lava... the grass is lava!
Posted: Jan 14th 2009 10:14AM (Unverified) said
Don’t you think that having a tag for Nintendo Wii and Casual is redundant?
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