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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:34PM Esat Dedezade said

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No one is that happy unless they've snorted crushed and crystalized yoshi eggs.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:43PM (Unverified) said

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Now that I really look at that photo it makes me think that the Wii can unite people of different races and ages.

But knowing Nintendo those people probably don't know who each other are, will never see each other again and can't even speak to one another.
*coughthevastmajorityofwiionlinegamescough*
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:36PM (Unverified) said

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One thinks Nintendo really are getting ahead of themselves now.

Real instruments can also be used to teach kids to play "real music".
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:40PM (Unverified) said

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Ahhh who can blame them, blind-sided by the blizzard of all that cash. Bless their short-sighted hearts, they mean well.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 7:04PM (Unverified) said

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Did you just back yourself up?
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 10:32PM 01 said

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Yeah, this seems like a terrible idea. The last people I want taking care of me when I'm old is a generation that grew up thinking waving your arms was making music and jogging in place was real exercise...
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:40PM (Unverified) said

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A four year old, a pot and a spoon produce similar results.

Proven with science.




Also, that teacher should be replaced with the Wii console.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:58PM Special Agent Steve said

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Lolz. Then Nintendo would slowly start taking over our school syst- Oh, wait. That's already happened.
Buy a Wii... or THREE!
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 8:00PM MarkezJM said

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As a 4 year old that is rather proficient with a pot and spoon, I feel it's my duty to point out that the wiimote & nunchuk combo do not do 1:1 justice through WiiMusic. It's bland mimicry at its best and not comparable, this game is just a toy.

*goes back to playing pot & spoon
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:41PM Shmil said

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Wow, I didn't think they could find a more worthless musical experience than playing the recorder, but they did.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:53PM Courtney said

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Hey now! Some of us like the recorder.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:01PM Mr Khan said

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From my perspective i'd find it at least a better way to kill the time. You can't fail Wii Music, but you can sure as hell fail at playing the recorder, and Wii Music could add more spice to the whole elementary music scene.

I managed to get out of that whole recorder-thing, though. In 3rd grade i was at a school that did recorders in 4th grade, by 4th grade i had moved to a school that did recorders in 3rd grade
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:29PM Mr Khan said

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I'm not knocking music education, it's a great opportunity to have, just like the others of the arts. However, can anyone claim to have benefited from those recorders? I certainly don't remember it as anything but glorified busy work, and i bet that many who later on embraced things like band or music theory would agree

At that stage of music education (which is compulsory), it is just killing time
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:34PM (Unverified) said

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wow, el serpiente DIDN'T troll? Somebody bookmark this thread, we just witnessed history :D

as for music classes in school, they have easily been the worst classes I've had. Throughout Elementary School and Middle school it was basically "Heres 2 sticks, bang them together to loosely resemble a beat". The worse part though was being in the band (The same band that GOT A I IN CLASS A at districts last year) and STILL having to take music the next year in a cold as fuck Choir room with old metal chairs.

As for Wii Music, think about how much 1 instrument costs, now think about how much Wii Music+ Wii+ 3 remotes/nunchucks. While its not the same as playing the instruments, it might get children interested who otherwise wouldn't have been.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 7:06PM Saria the Cat said

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This infuriates me even more than people replacing real language courses with Spanish Coach DS. Seriously, now? I'd be one pissed parent if I found out my child wasn't actually enriching themselves by learning how to play a musical instrument and is instead waggling a faux one for hours. Yeah, music classes and equipment are expensive, but that's no excuse to replace a real experience with waggle time.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 9:19PM (Unverified) said

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Saria and El Serpiente, I'm gonna go ahead and copypasta my other response since it fits so well here.

Yo, I know many of you haven't actually played the game and therefore don't know what the heck you're talking about ("Must be a mindless waggle fest, fuck that!"), but to those of us who've actually tried this, this makes sense.

This isn't something I'd sit down for a while to play, but it embraces basic musical concepts - arpeggio, chords, timing, etc. - and would be useful in a classroom situation.

You may not be learning how to play a real instrument, but elements of music theory are not only there, but stressed. Of course, why would I expect you to know that, Serpiente? Trollan is your thing; experience or even basic knowledge of the game you're trollan not required, rite?
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Posted: Jan 14th 2009 12:22PM Saria the Cat said

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@Ivory: I'm not dissing the game, I am dissing the idea to replace actual learning with video gameplay. Few mainstream games out there can be truly educational in ANY classroom setting, and I would definitely not consider Wii Music one of those games.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:42PM (Unverified) said

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Then again, this does increase the chances of me doing gaming on PE...
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:47PM puerrican85 said

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Well they had to do something with all those un-bought copies sitting in their warehouses... I wonder why that is.. o_O
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:04PM Mr Khan said

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Also False. The game went platinum a while ago
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:12PM puerrican85 said

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Thats just sad then.... I feel sorry for the ppl who paid for this piece of poop.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:16PM puerrican85 said

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Oh and I have yet heard any such announcement of it going platinum.. it just came out. and if anything I hear sales are sluggish for the title.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 8:22PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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Making stuff up Mr.Khan?
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:49PM (Unverified) said

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Why not?

I've always thought games could actually be useful to schools. And not just "Casual" games either, the Civilization series always seemed perfect for teaching world history. Spore could've been used in science classes if it didn't present the stupidest fucking idea of evolution ever.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:53PM KeenCommander said

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Yeah, but then if they do that - the military might start...oh wait.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:49PM dabamf said

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Nintendo, disappointed with the lack of play its system is getting, has resorted to "play-by-force" tactics wherein children must play Nintendo in order to make it through school. That's either the definition of pure evil or marketing genius...or both.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 5:53PM knighty said

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Marketing genious and pure evil are generally synonyms.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:02PM Mr Khan said

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False.

Statistical evidence points to many hours of playtime
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:08PM Esat Dedezade said

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...

Malfunctioning pentathol?
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:11PM dabamf said

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@Esat

Lol! Yeah probably.
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Posted: Jan 14th 2009 12:03AM The Monarch said

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nobody plays the Wii
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:00PM Special Agent Steve said

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How do you play the dog? Ask Michael Vick, he knows.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:08PM Bentzero said

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Learn how to be douche bags
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:22PM (Unverified) said

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the guy on the far right is like "you want me to do what?"
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:33PM Durinthal said

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As a musician with a band director in the family, that just makes me want to cry.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:46PM (Unverified) said

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whoa, sorry mozart von eddie veddar, and what should they learn from your curriculum.

thats right, I saw you buying the nickleback box set at the local walmart.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 7:45PM Durinthal said

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Who?

Also, I had a bit of a knee-jerk reaction when I initially read that. I suppose that under the right circumstances (i.e. not in place of them actually singing or playing an instrument) it might be useful.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:37PM Marius said

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Thats it I dont consider the Wii a gaming console, taking it to schools has gone to far. The Wii is much as a console as those Vtech toys, you hear that Joystig I better start seeing some Vtech charts and VtechFanboy.com, since they both cater to the same kind of people
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:42PM (Unverified) said

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at first I just thought you were trolling, then I read your name and realized you were just par for the course
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:43PM TwEE said

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Sorry Nintendo, Longhorn4Life has spoken. Time to just pack it in. You had a good run though.


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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:44PM (Unverified) said

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to make an actual point, I had a school that used a PS2 for DDR, does that mean the PS2 is any less of a system? Or are you resorting to double standards?
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 7:05PM (Unverified) said

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look guys, foghorn4life has a point. Nintendo cant be a real gaming system. I mean, show me one game on nintendo where there hero is a certified meathead. And I haven't once seen mario go out V.I.P. style. Not once? How is he gonna cruise for bitches? wheres the flavor savor?

come on nintendo, dont you know the people's preferred persona, it looks like samus hasn't busted her quads for month! and why is she a girl? what the fuck is that all about.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 7:15PM Mr Khan said

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One day someone's going to have to do a study of the psychology of Wii trolls, so we can sort out the revisionists, the flamers, and the defeatists
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 8:44PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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Well I don't hear you guys being so defensive when someone calls the PS3 nothing but a Blu-Ray player. If that's what he thinks more power to him. We can all agree to disagree.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 9:16PM (Unverified) said

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'taking it to schools has gone too far'

That's funny, I've heard news reports of this happening with the DS, PSP, and even the PS2.

Longhorn, don't be stupid. The Wii may be able to appeal to the same kind of audience as something like Vtech, but the difference is that the Wii has something for everyone. It's not an 'educational tool', and while it has been starved for games as of late, that doesn't make it comparable to a 3 year old's system with a library consisting of a dozen licensed games.

tl;dr - shaddup
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:39PM TwEE said

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Red Rocket?
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:39PM (Unverified) said

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dont get me wrong I think wii music is a little kids game, but if joystiq is now saying it's wrong for nintendo to have paid talent to pose as teachers or any other kind of authoritative figure,then they have alot of perscription drug commercials to watch.

sorry joystiq (homer whisper) "those arn't real doctors telling you you have ED"

for shits sake just watch anything on TV.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 6:52PM TwEE said

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Man, the more people bitch about wii music the more it makes me want to buy it, since for the most part the anti-nintindo crowd has no clue whats going on.. EVER.. zing!

Man if you guys where alive before the ps1 you would have died a thousand times over from some nerd-rage induced heart attack, what with all the non "traditional games"..

Mario paint alone would have sent you guys into hysterics.
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 8:25PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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Go ahead and buy it. I guarantee you that you will hate unless you are just pretending to like it. I got to try it and it's awful. By comparison Wii Sports feels like your playing pro ball when compared to Wii Music and real instruments. It's a drag. No need for you to defend it or act as if when people don't like something on the Wii they are anti Nintendo..
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Posted: Jan 13th 2009 10:16PM TwEE said

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"Go ahead and buy it. I guarantee you that you will hate unless you are just pretending to like it."

How can you guarantee that? Look at Mario Paint (which seems to me to be trying to achieve the same thing that wii music is). I bring it up because if it came out today it would be getting the same reactions (from the same people) that wii music is getting now.. and yet I loved Mario paint..

When Mario Paint dropped it wasn't the end of the world, the "hardcore" gamers at the time (what "real" gamers like el serpiente would call "nostalgic man-children") didn't attack the "game"... and why is that?

Were gamers that much more tolerant then? We like to think we were, but I doubt it. Was Mario paint that much more in-depth then wii music? Not really, its what the self titled hardcore of today would call a shallow non-game.

So if Nintendo has a long history of making games like wii music (and there are more examples other then Mario paint and wii music) and it was ok in the past for them to make these games then it should be ok now shouldn't it, unless people are complaining for other reasons.
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