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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:03PM ripvanwinkle said

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Totally awesome.

brbcake
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:05PM Obienator said

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Now THAT is a triumph!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:48PM The Kong said

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haha
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:07PM Saria the Cat said

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Pretty cool to see video game stuff made BY the boyfriend FOR the girlfriend, since it's usually the other way around. :)
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:12PM ChrisAre said

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I was always way jealous of the Zelda cakes made by the girlfriend. But I think this is cooler.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 3:10PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Gotta pay the toll somehow.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 3:17PM Shagittarius said

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I made my girlfriend a Lara Croft hooker outfit and she didn't seem too pleased. I must be doing it wrong.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 3:40PM Levi Partridge said

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I once made a Freddy Kruger glove for an ex of mine (Hey, she was a big fan. She forced me to sit down and watch all of the Friday the 13th movies. Even the 6th one). It even had real knives! She gave it back after we broke up because she felt that it was more special than any engagement ring I could have given her.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:08PM (Unverified) said

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I will down vote anybody who makes any cake related jokes, or huge success related jokes.


That being said, dude has mad skill at making stuff. Good job anonymous boyfriend!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:13PM ChrisAre said

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I will down vote anyone who uses the term "mad skills". :-P

(I didn't really down vote you.)
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:15PM (Unverified) said

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The Pie is not truth!.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:22PM (Unverified) said

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So, It wasn't a huge success?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:24PM TheDarkWayne said

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im just gonna downvote you because The Spirit was awful
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:37PM butaneko said

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Downvotes for all!

Miniature American flags for others
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:08PM Chrono951 said

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That guy should have no trouble getting a job as a prop maker. Although he could just make these and sell them for a bunch of money too.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:46PM Triscuit said

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copyright infringement?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:57PM smcn said

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"copyright infringement?"

Only if he calls it a "Portal gun". Case in point: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/10/31/the-20-best-obviously-unlicensed-halloween-costumes/
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:10PM falcomadol said

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What, no cakes to post about?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:18PM kinshadow said

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The post is a lie
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:10PM (Unverified) said

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That's it, Joystiq already exhausted all the puns guys!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:12PM (Unverified) said

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^you've ensured her love for you will be "STILL ALIVE" for years to come.

You need to get you pun detectors check pal.

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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:10PM floating coffins said

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You'll shoot yer eye out kid.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:12PM (Unverified) said

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maybe I'm a geek.........but that is just too fuckin sweet........

**Goes to find Companion cube**
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:13PM (Unverified) said

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That will shut her up.












just kidding girls I love you.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 3:11PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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LoLz.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:23PM (Unverified) said

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The gun is a lie!!


but i do want!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:30PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 5:44PM (Unverified) said

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Just to clarify, that's *a* how-to. It is not *the* how-to. These are not the same guns.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:29PM Vexorg said

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I bet that cost more than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE] to make.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:36PM Cena said

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...wha? Oh, sorry, I was busy looking at her Ravenclaw student cosplay pics.

This is good, too.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 10:49PM Sly C said

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her ravenclaw costume? have you seen the aeon flux one? http://www.flickr.com/photos/30109689@N03/2823219890/
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:44PM AwesomeTown said

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ooooo! Make me one! Please?
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:46PM captcarl said

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That is really epically awesome.

*refrains from making puns about cake and metal stabbing cubes*
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:53PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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Joystiq you left out the most important part: It's actually a fully functioning aperture rift device.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:54PM Aperture said

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Do want!
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 2:56PM PedoJokerBear said

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love triangle with GladOs
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 5:08PM (Unverified) said

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I want this. SO BAD.
It would be even cooler if it could shine blue or orange lights in the direction you are pointing to make it look like a portal. Or if it, you know, worked.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 3:36PM (Unverified) said

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Nicely written. V clever.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 3:44PM Levi Partridge said

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The Spirit was just fine. Not spectacular, but pretty funny once you got into it.

"I thought it was pronounced Hercules?"
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 3:49PM Levi Partridge said

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GODMUTHAFUCKINGDAMNIT!!!

This was meant to be a reply to Dark Wayne.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 4:37PM (Unverified) said

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If it makes those delicious sound effects too when switching from blue to yellow.....*thonk!*....*brzzrow*...... then its the ultimate win.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 4:47PM Negatron said

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*Cover your ears kids*

This is way better than "pocket p*ssy", or "p*ssy in a can."

By the way, am i the only one that owns said items? Ha! Im kidding...

Or am i?
:P
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 5:50PM Sly C said

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the wedding cake is a lie?! (bring it on panda, i dare you!)

anyways...that gun looks like an official valve product. they should hire him and sell the things to all the rabid portal fans (including myself). they would make a fortune. i wish i could make stuff like that.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 10:16PM (Unverified) said

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ur dead
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 10:39PM Sly C said

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i deserved the low ranking. the cake thing was just bad. but i had to piss off panda. oh well. the part of the comment after that still stands though. dude's got serious skills.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 5:58PM darthnazgul said

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I love the Portal Gun. It's soooo bad.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 6:01PM ch3burashka said

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If I have to become gay to be this guy's boyfriend, then so be it.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 7:37PM Paulmichael said

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Geezus, that is just plain awesome. Valve needs to make something like this so I can hand over my money to them for such amazingness.
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 8:13PM (Unverified) said

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Lionboogy has a very nice one too :)
http://www.cosplay.com/photo/1760902/
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Posted: Jan 21st 2009 10:26PM ThornedVenom said

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I need a new pair of pants.
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