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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 11:37AM DarrenHollywood said

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The line "Watch your back, evil!" reminded me of Minsc from Baldur's Gate... So I thought I would share some more of his quotes:

Minsc: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge!
Minsc: Swords! Not words!
Minsc: Evil 'round every corner...careful not to step in any.
Minsc: There is strength in numbers, and I am two or three, at least.
Minsc: Butt kicking for goodness!
Minsc: Boo points, I punch - it's a very simple relationship, but it is effective!
Minsc: I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 11:38AM NaeemTHM said

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....it's going to be a pain dancing on such a small screen.
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 11:39AM Mr Khan said

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Dance Dance Revolution?

Shit, what's next, Wii Fit?
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 11:52AM Jawmuncher said

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Wait if silent hill came out today, how was my friend playing it? He showed it to me like a week ago.
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 12:14PM (Unverified) said

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Neither Silent Hill or DanceDanceRevolutionSLite came out today, Joystiq is wrong. Silent Hill has been out for a couple weeks and I downloaded DDR sometime last week
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 11:56AM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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Here is how you make DDR on iPhone awesome:

1. Insert file editor
2. Allow file editor to incorporate any iTunes songs
3. Create a dance beat for all your Tenacious D tracks
4. FINGERDANCE!
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 12:07PM John Z said

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The music player runs as a privileged application within the iPhone and iPod Touch; it's a black box unless your device is jailbroken, so Konami can't make an "official" DDR with those features. It's the same problem that's stopped Audioscrobbler from working on the thing.

Honestly, until this gets fixed, I can't see the iPhone being a good platform for music games. I love the device, really, but not as a games machine (the fact that I'm constantly playing Word Wrap on it notwithstanding).
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 12:34PM arrrgh said

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it's also one of the many things stopping the iphone from being half way decent
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 2:04PM KeegdnaB said

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I believe that is called Stepmania
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 12:14PM arkweld said

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I'm going to accelerate the hell out of evil.
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 12:15PM butaneko said

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If I had a shrink ray to use on myself DDR would be sweet!
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 12:21PM jynxycat said

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The DDR game seems to suffer from a bit of slowdown at times, which instantly kills it from being great, and not mediocre.

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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 1:01PM (Unverified) said

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HAHAHA...I totally read this wrong. Thought someone had a made a Silent Hill Dance Dance Revolution game..haha...that would be interesting. Oh well...SH on Iphone would be interesting enough =)
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 3:42PM ZeroCorpse said

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Dance Dance Silent Hill

Left Left Right Right Left Left AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 2:11PM jaxsedrin said

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There's a nice description of the Silent Hill game (and gameplay video) over at touchArcade: http://toucharcade.com/2008/12/31/silent-hill-now-available-in-the-us/
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 3:55PM Levi said

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not that I expected anything more, but the gameplay looked pretty basic and terrible on the iPhone.
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 4:44PM Railgun said

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I thought this was some sort of Dance Dance Silent Hill where you kill zombies by dancing, somewhat like The Typing of the Dead.
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 6:27PM johnpaul12 said

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theres an itunes review for DDR that says : i love the idea of not using my feet!!!

i lol'd
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Posted: Jan 22nd 2009 6:30PM johnpaul12 said

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By the way, if these three games (DDR, Silent Hill,Frogger (WHICH CAME OUT A WHILE AGO) show how Konami's is doing on the iphone then MGS is gonna be terrible.
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