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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:04PM Comet 20 said

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Heres one for the hardcore fuck off haters.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:09PM Special Agent Steve said

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How long has this "hardcore fuck off haters" genre of gamers exist?
Truly curious.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:25PM (Unverified) said

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depending on who you ask, it started somewhere between Nintendo's E3 Conference and today.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:35PM Mr Khan said

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over at VGChartz, we call 'em the "snobcore," but i've felt that name wouldn't fly too well over here

Aside from the fact that it isn't a totally applicable term. Most of the people here have legitimate qualms with the Wii, there are only a few proper elitists
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Posted: Jan 24th 2009 5:41AM Bowser Rogozhin said

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Snobcore sounds terrible, just terrible. More so than even hardcore or hardcore gamer. Never use snobcore on this site again, Snr Khan.
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Posted: Jan 25th 2009 7:59PM The Kong said

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Are you guys saying that there is no such thing as a hardcore gamer? What i don't like is the confusion between "hardcore" and "mainstream", people think if they play COD4 or Halo, and only those games, that they're hardcore, meanwhile a true hardcore gamer plays tons of different games, indies, and even Wii games....we should go on a campaign to set this difference straight!
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:05PM (Unverified) said

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Looks good, but by looking at Indy this game definitely isn't a sequel to Crystal Skull. So what I'm wondering is when does this take place, hopefully inbetween Last Crusade and Crystal Skull imo.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:30PM wcanyon said

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I'm trying to pretend that Crystal Skull just never really happened.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:34PM (Unverified) said

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Oh thank you guys for reminding me fo that awful event.

Poor Indiana was raped that day,Why lucas why? *cries.

Seriosuly Lucas and Steven lose it.Lucas after Episode 1 (I say episode VI,WTF with the ewoks?) and Steven after A.I A.K.A Pinochio with aliens.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:55PM arkweld said

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but will it have a "hide in refrigerator" game mechanic?
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 9:41PM (Unverified) said

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It's probably prior to Temple of Doom, given the name Lao Che on the door, and Indy's youthful appearance.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 10:01PM (Unverified) said

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What happened to "Club Obi-Wan"?
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Posted: Jan 25th 2009 3:43AM MrHashbrown said

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Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?

Only one word: Ugh.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:07PM Shagittarius said

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It must be Friday I read the title as "Indiana Jones and the Spliff of Kings".
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:53PM (Unverified) said

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The mighty ancient spliff of legends?
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:16PM (Unverified) said

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It looks alright, if not completely pre-rendered

As for Indy, where the fuck is Harrison Ford?
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Posted: Jan 24th 2009 12:02AM Megadanxzero said

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You act as if there's even the slighest possibility that it's not pre-rendered... Even if it was a PC/360/PS3 game it's obvious that's not in-game...
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Posted: Jan 25th 2009 2:56PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said

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What do actors and prostitutes have in common?

It costs money to use their face.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:18PM Mr Khan said

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Not on the 360 or PS3? Not a legitimate game! Grumble grumble nerd rage
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:36PM (Unverified) said

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If it is anything like that awful "thing" that happened back in 08 (please don't try to remember it) the fewer consoles have it the better.
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Posted: Jan 25th 2009 8:02PM The Kong said

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I hope it's on 360 or PS3....I've been anticipated the Indy game shrouded in secrecy, but I sold me Wii and I will be a very pissed off nerd if they don't make a PS360 one.....VERY VERY angry nerd....
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:35PM (Unverified) said

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So not only did George Lucas *$@% Indiana Jones, ala Deliverance...

He's succeeded in turning his vocabulary into that of an ape...

"uh, uh" "oo, oo" "ug" "ahhh"

Seriously, just listen to the sounds Indiana makes... WTF.

I half expect his face to look more neanderthalic.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:51PM (Unverified) said

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Ha, I noticed that too. "AH, ah! Ooo, Ah! Ug!"

No time for love Dr. Jones!
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 9:20PM (Unverified) said

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I get the feeling that's because their voice actor sounds nothing like Ford.
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Posted: Jan 24th 2009 12:31PM ObiBen8 said

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what are you talking about? That's the most compelling dialogue I've ever heard!
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:43PM Deadpool said

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o_o Dr. Jones? Dr. Henry Jones Junior?

[Kicks away the crystal skull and continues playing uncharted]
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:51PM Nick the Hero of Canton said

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Okay Indy IV wasn't completely awful. It should have been a LOT better but did any of you manage to enjoy at least a little? I found it entertaining - nowhere near the quality of the trilogy - but it's better than The Phantom Menace.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:58PM Snowblind said

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I actually enjoyed it.. I think people just hate these things for the sake of hating them. It wasn't as good as the first or third movies, but was easily better than the second.

And all of the movies have been very silly and unrealistic, so I don't get the complaints about the plot. The aliens were much less farfetched then half the things in Temple of Doom, and they're an important part of the Crystal Skull myth, so..
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:59PM (Unverified) said

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You can't compare bad movies. In the end, well, they are both just bad. :D
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 8:00PM (Unverified) said

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Thats like saying "Sure its a pile of shit, but its not the WORST pile of shit I've ever seen, so it has some redeeming characteristics"
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 8:08PM AwesomeTown said

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Shia and monkeys, nuff said
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 8:09PM Nick the Hero of Canton said

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I still hold the opinion that Temple of Doom would have been the greatest action movie ever made if Lao Che's men had thrown her out of the plane.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 8:10PM Nick the Hero of Canton said

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*her being Willy.

Also let me put it this way - I don't think KOTCS was a pile of shit at all. Dare I say - it was good? Just not great.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 8:48PM Comet 20 said

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I actually didnt think Episode 1 was so bad (Jar Jar was annoying but not unbearable) Indy 4 didnt leave me with anything other then a sour taste in my mouth. Just like the Transformers movie.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 8:56PM Gregorius said

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It was good seeing Dr. Jones back on the big screen. People seem to forget that most of us where kids when theses movies came out. If you go back and read the reviews of Temple of Doom and Last Crusade, people were saying the same thing about them as the Crystal Skull. I liked the new movie, I think it fits in nicely with the others. I still don't know why people hate on Lucas so much. Without him, there would be no Indiana Jones or Star Wars.

Fortune and Glory.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 9:39PM (Unverified) said

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Honestly, I didn't find anything particularly wrong with Crystal Skull. It's not as good as the other films, but it certainly isn't terrible by any means. I think most of the hatred comes out of people expecting it to live up to impossible expectations, that it must be better than Raiders. I feel like most just pick one thing that annoyed them and backpedal from there.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 11:59PM (Unverified) said

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It was an enjoyable movie. Though nothing close to the level of the first 3 (including Temple of Doom).

I actually thought the first 2/3rds were fine. (except for the fridge bit, which we should never mention again.)

the main problem i had was there was no ending. After they found john hurt's character it all went downhill. Indy does almost NOTHING for the last part of the movie.. they just all trail along behind Hurt. And there is no big end action scene. It really needed a big end fight scene or something.
Its just indy telling everyone to run (for no obvious reason) and the girl dying (for no obvious reason).
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Posted: Jan 24th 2009 12:05AM Megadanxzero said

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I never got why people bitched so much about Crystal Skull OR Phantom Menace. I enjoyed both movies. In fact I even enjoyed Episode 2, if you ignore the shitty romance bits. The internet was made for complaining though you see, so people have to complain about something...
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:54PM (Unverified) said

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Anything's better than the Phantom Menace though.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:56PM Mr Khan said

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Phantom Menace was fine, too. Take out Jar-Jar and there wouldn't be a thing wrong with it.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 8:03PM (Unverified) said

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Take out bad dialogue, Gungan race, cheap plot lengthening devices and you might have a decent Star Wars movie.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 10:21PM (Unverified) said

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I'd rather keep Jar Jar than the young Anakin's "oops" dialog and his miraculous destruction of the space station. Actually the whole space station space battle was weak. The veteran pilots (the actors) and their banter were poor and didn't feel believable, whilst Anakin didn't seem all that concerned in the kind of trouble he was in. Jake Lloyd's performance in some parts really killed it (ex. he's "frantic" search of the weapon systems of his downed craft with his blah blah thrown about dialog was terrible).
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 11:55PM (Unverified) said

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I don't think anyone could claim Phantom Menace was fine, even without Jar Jar.

I often think that you could cut together Episodes 1 and 2 into a reasonably ok movie.. godfather2 style, with Episode 1 being mostly used in limited flashbacks.

Really, the only good parts of Episode one were the Jedi Intro and the final duel. And the final duel was ruined by the continual interruptions for the two other (terrible) battles.
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Posted: Jan 24th 2009 2:35AM (Unverified) said

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That's what I'm saying T_M!

That could've left room for Darth Vader to really kick some ass in the 3rd movie!

Anakin didn't need to be a child for the whole first movie, just do a jump forward a few years, training montage er something.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:59PM mrbigjonstud said

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I for one am happy this game is not based on that evil, awful movie we shall not speak of

ahhh screw it, I meant crystal skull

run away, ahhhh!!!!!!!

but seriously, it looks better than 75% of the games out on wii.

now with 100% more wii-whipping action :)
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 7:59PM (Unverified) said

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Indiana Jones and the Jar of Prunes.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 8:01PM SoulPatch said

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This trailer does nothing. There is no gameplay, and looks like only done for the preview.

Indy IV was not that bad, it just had a few mishaps, but I still enjoyed it. Remember these movies are supposed to be B-movies based after 50's serials. The movie was right on line with that.
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 8:09PM (Unverified) said

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If you're doing a new Indy movie years after the successful trilogy, you certainly do not want to say "Remember these movies are supposed to be B-movies based after 50's serials, people! I want B quality here!"
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 8:09PM (Unverified) said

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congratulations! You have finally figured out the point of making a trailer! I'm sure your parents are very, very proud of you
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Posted: Jan 23rd 2009 8:26PM adeese said

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But if it's for the Wii..and you use the Wiimote to swing the whip..I thought that we'd be "too tired" to play this for long periods? At least according to Konami (i.e. Castelvania), anyway.

Maybe if this goes well/ok we'll get a proper Castlevania game for the Wii. I'm not going to hold my breath, though.
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