Are you there, God? It's me, the Japanese Hardware Sales post.
A lot of the guys around the office have been talking about a bunch of scary-sounding changes
coming to the site, and I'm beginning to worry about my place in the Ultrastiq
. Will there still be room for me when the Fanboy sites interlock with the main site, Voltron-style? Will the features making their way over from the Fanboy sites be mean to me? Will they be ... further developed than I am? I hear Philosony
has been wearing a bra for over two months now. I'm not sure I can stand up to that kind of pressure.
I'm also pretty bummed that all the consoles' sales are falling even further. I thought it couldn't get any worse after last week! If people in Japan stop buying consoles altogether, am I going to cease to be
? I guess it doesn't matter. I think I'm going to run away, tonight. Nobody would notice. The Joystiq Podcast gets all the attention, anyways. I've never forgiven him for swallowing my turtle
Well, God, I think I'm going to go. I've been mixing my Judy Blume allusions for about a paragraph now, and I want to make a clean break before I do any more damage.
- DSi: 62,525
- PSP: 42,559
- Wii: 32,333
- PS3: 20,690
- DS Lite: 18,809
- Xbox 360: 9,576
- PS2: 5,760
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