Old favorites and new faces appear in Red Alert 3: Uprising
by David Hinkle 
{ Jan 27th 2009 at 3:57PM }
Back to our original point: EA is once again pulling out all the stops for the expansion to Red Alert 3. Returning cast members include sex bombs Gemma Atkinson and Ivana Milicevic, who will reprise their Red Alert 3 roles. Among the new faces making an appearance in Uprising are Jamie Chung (from the upcoming train wreck Dragonball: Evolution), Malcolm McDowell (from Heroes and many, many other things), Jodi Lyn O'Keefe (from the TV series Prison Break), Holly Valance (from one of the best worst movies ever, DOA), and Ric Flair (retired professional wrestler). Yes, the Nature Boy himself will be making an appearance in the game. If he doesn't give someone his patented backhand chop, we're going to be severely disappointed.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
B @ Jan 27th 2009 4:03PM
Oh, god. Ric Flair? DAY FREAKIN' ONE
Obie @ Jan 27th 2009 4:05PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
All we need is Macho Man Randy Savage and we'll be all set!
tr1cky tpr @ Jan 27th 2009 7:32PM
OH! YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Biff_McFresh @ Jan 27th 2009 4:10PM
WTF, that asian girl from Real World: San Diego? Wow, that's random.
Apollo @ Jan 27th 2009 4:10PM
DR. LOOMIS IS HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Instant buy for me.
David Hinkle @ Jan 27th 2009 4:11PM
If they announce the Bushwackers are in this game, I'm going to blow my top. Also, I will accept Hacksaw Jim Duggan. My childhood demands it!
MowDownJoe @ Jan 27th 2009 4:22PM
Hulk Hogan was the only pro wrestler I could ever care about.
j.howlett @ Jan 27th 2009 4:32PM
you gotta give credit to shawn michaels
David Hinkle @ Jan 27th 2009 4:58PM
As lame as it is, I've always been a Marty Jannetty fan.
heyo007 @ Jan 27th 2009 5:31PM
Ultimate Warrior showing up to represent all the little warriors would be sublime. Ahh...how I loved Wrestlemania VI.
shannon @ Jan 27th 2009 5:53PM
speaking of classic wrasslin' awesomeness: supa fly jimmy snuka, ricky the dragon steamboat, junkyard dog and the iron shiek need to be included in this. iron cage match!!! ric flair is ten kinds of awesome simply because the s.o.b. looks exactly like he did 20yrs. ago.
David Hinkle @ Jan 27th 2009 6:11PM
And let's not forgot Ric Flair's match against one of his greatest rivals, KoKo B Ware
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxYZLYBhPD0
Not really. I just like KoKo.
Haggard @ Jan 27th 2009 6:25PM
American males! American males!
Markez (Rubberband Banjo till Death) @ Jan 27th 2009 9:32PM
Hey David, sounds like we shared an era of old school wrestling, so I think you owe it to yourself to watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laiZgrIpbcA
David Hinkle @ Jan 27th 2009 9:53PM
The Ultimate Warrior was "okay." I lived on the wrong side of the tracks, though. So this was more up my alley:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxYRGZqNCGo
Ahh, childhood, when the world wasn't full of evil and your only comfort wasn't high-priced video games, amirite?
Kizzle @ Jan 28th 2009 5:59PM
Haggard invoking the hilarious American Males theme made my day
Magallanes @ Jan 27th 2009 4:14PM
Sadly C&C RA3 suck big time, it is way better the ol' good C&C tiberium.
Christian @ Jan 27th 2009 4:15PM
I can accept a lack of backhand chop, as long as there is a sufficient amount of Stylin' and Profilin'.
Nox @ Jan 27th 2009 4:18PM
Aaw no autumn reeser?
David @ Jan 27th 2009 7:43PM
I share your paain.
butaneko @ Jan 27th 2009 4:17PM
Compliments to the costume designer.
I mean, how dare they exploit women that way!
Timstew @ Jan 27th 2009 4:36PM
Sex sells, but sex doesn't sell good games.
Calvin @ Jan 27th 2009 4:24PM
"Malcolm McDowell (from Heroes and many, many other things)"
Oh how I hate my generation
chihsuanmnen @ Jan 27th 2009 4:32PM
Appy-polly-loggies.
WorMzy @ Jan 27th 2009 4:24PM
Why get Rick Flair when they could have the Rock? :O
SunKing @ Jan 27th 2009 4:25PM
Awww, Malcolm McDowell man, anything he appears in is never completely bad. I just wish the gameplay was more challenging :(
capt_carl @ Jan 27th 2009 4:38PM
Admiral Geoffrey Tolwyn lives forever! :D
EMaster @ Jan 27th 2009 4:39PM
I was about to say if that was the Nature boy at first glance lol. "I need you to bomb those sum'bitches! Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"
Jon Acheson @ Jan 27th 2009 4:43PM
Hopefully we'll get to see Ric Flair put the Figure 4 on Malcolm McDowell. Wooooooo!
lee @ Jan 27th 2009 5:17PM
the nature boy is back baby!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Comtar @ Jan 27th 2009 5:59PM
Malcolm McDowell is in this eh? That's cool. I hear him all the time on Enclave Radio as the President on Fallout 3. :D
offday @ Jan 27th 2009 6:12PM
Man, this game is way too over the top for it's own good.
zuburi @ Jan 27th 2009 6:35PM
Needs more Gina Carano.
Then again, everything does.
Pat @ Jan 27th 2009 7:46PM
Malcolm McDowell still has that scary look from A Clockwork Orange. Good Actor
computermachina @ Jan 27th 2009 11:00PM
all I got to say is "If you want to be the man...you got to beat the man!" WOOOOOO
Nomi @ Jan 28th 2009 12:38AM
Is the expansion going to be included in the upcoming ps3 version?