One of the things we've always loved about the Red Alert
series is its campy FMV sequences. The other thing we love is tesla coils
. Man, those things really mess dudes up.
Back to our original point: EA
is once again pulling out all the stops for the expansion to Red Alert 3
. Returning cast members include sex bombs Gemma Atkinson
and Ivana Milicevic
, who will reprise their Red Alert 3
roles. Among the new faces making an appearance in Uprising
are Jamie Chung (from the upcoming train wreck Dragonball: Evolution
), Malcolm McDowell (from Heroes
and many, many other things), Jodi Lyn O'Keefe (from the TV series Prison Break
), Holly Valance
(from one of the best worst movies ever, DOA
), and Ric Flair
(retired professional wrestler). Yes, the Nature Boy himself will be making an appearance in the game. If he doesn't give someone his patented backhand chop, we're going to be severely disappointed.