One of the things we've always loved about the Red Alert series is its campy FMV sequences. The other thing we love is tesla coils. Man, those things really mess dudes up.
Back to our original point: EA is once again pulling out all the stops for the expansion to Red Alert 3. Returning cast members include sex bombs Gemma Atkinson and Ivana Milicevic, who will reprise their Red Alert 3 roles. Among the new faces making an appearance in Uprising are Jamie Chung (from the upcoming train wreck Dragonball: Evolution), Malcolm McDowell (from Heroes and many, many other things), Jodi Lyn O'Keefe (from the TV series Prison Break), Holly Valance (from one of the best worst movies ever, DOA), and Ric Flair (retired professional wrestler). Yes, the Nature Boy himself will be making an appearance in the game. If he doesn't give someone his patented backhand chop, we're going to be severely disappointed.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 4:10PM (Unverified) said
WTF, that asian girl from Real World: San Diego? Wow, that's random.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 4:11PM Dave Hinkle said
If they announce the Bushwackers are in this game, I'm going to blow my top. Also, I will accept Hacksaw Jim Duggan. My childhood demands it!
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 4:22PM MowDownJoe said
Hulk Hogan was the only pro wrestler I could ever care about.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 4:58PM Dave Hinkle said
As lame as it is, I've always been a Marty Jannetty fan.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 5:53PM (Unverified) said
speaking of classic wrasslin' awesomeness: supa fly jimmy snuka, ricky the dragon steamboat, junkyard dog and the iron shiek need to be included in this. iron cage match!!! ric flair is ten kinds of awesome simply because the s.o.b. looks exactly like he did 20yrs. ago.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 6:11PM Dave Hinkle said
And let's not forgot Ric Flair's match against one of his greatest rivals, KoKo B Ware
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxYZLYBhPD0
Not really. I just like KoKo.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxYZLYBhPD0
Not really. I just like KoKo.
Posted: Jan 27th 2009 9:32PM MarkezJM said
Hey David, sounds like we shared an era of old school wrestling, so I think you owe it to yourself to watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laiZgrIpbcA
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 9:53PM Dave Hinkle said
The Ultimate Warrior was "okay." I lived on the wrong side of the tracks, though. So this was more up my alley:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxYRGZqNCGo
Ahh, childhood, when the world wasn't full of evil and your only comfort wasn't high-priced video games, amirite?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxYRGZqNCGo
Ahh, childhood, when the world wasn't full of evil and your only comfort wasn't high-priced video games, amirite?
Posted: Jan 27th 2009 4:14PM magallanes said
Sadly C&C RA3 suck big time, it is way better the ol' good C&C tiberium.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 4:24PM (Unverified) said
Why get Rick Flair when they could have the Rock? :O
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 5:17PM (Unverified) said
the nature boy is back baby!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Posted: Jan 27th 2009 5:59PM (Unverified) said
Malcolm McDowell is in this eh? That's cool. I hear him all the time on Enclave Radio as the President on Fallout 3. :D
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 11:00PM (Unverified) said
all I got to say is "If you want to be the man...you got to beat the man!" WOOOOOO
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