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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:02PM xHaldirx said

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I pray this means something interesting will be announced...my Wii needs some love.

...oh the jokes I know I'm going to get for that.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:48PM Hyams said

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It's fun to play with your Wii.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 5:25PM mikia said

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too easy!
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:10PM (Unverified) said

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I stopped hoping for Nintendo to deliver after E3. I'm done wasting my time, maybe I'll pay attention again when they release something worth playing.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:10PM (Unverified) said

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I fear that "Discovering New Development Opportunities" will mean to develop even more casual (casualier?) games by tapping even deeper into the non-game-playing-demographic than ever before.

Possible entries:

Wii Paint by Numbers.
Wii Connect the Dots.
Wii Poo (designed to track bowel movements and provide tips on how to maintain regular BM`s)
Wii Calculate (A calculator for the calculation of mathematical calculations)
And some other fifth thing.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:16PM (Unverified) said

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The fifth thing is Wii Sutra. It involves the balance board.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:55PM roblowe said

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I'd totally buy Wii Poo, but I think it would be a better fit on the DS.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 3:03PM Professor Lario said

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Do you think they can tap deeper with the Wii!?
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 11:50PM BananaBoat said

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I'd buy like....10 damn copies of Mario Paint for the Wii.


Don't bash the paint, natch.


I'm still the fly swatting king
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:14PM (Unverified) said

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I lost faith to Nintendo's conferences.

In fact, I lost faith to Nintendo Co.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:14PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Where's that picture from? That looks like a VTA bus, showing some San Jo pride?
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:25PM Apollo26 said

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The picture is from another GDC a few years back.

My guess is talk of business as usual with maybe one little surprise......MAYBE........
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:33PM MarkezJM said

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Why put the effort into scrolling up when I can see a stupid fucking comment right here? :)
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:38PM (Unverified) said

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Sorry dude, I didn't know that was you.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:38PM (Unverified) said

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There's no way in hell he'll top the "Everybody Votes Channel" announcement.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:49PM Raven 415 said

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March 25th isn't on a Monday? So is it Monday the 23rd..... or Wednesday the 25th?
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:39PM Apollo26 said

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That "loser" you speak of just happens to be one of many loyal Ninty fans who still has faith in the company.

That or he probably shops at the same hot topic as me...
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:51PM Mr Khan said

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Oh yes, let's put all sorts of stock into what is supposed to be an event for game developers, not a forum for the media

Although they did unveil their DLC purchasing model last year, so you could see something like that in the sense of features, but begging for the big, epic software title (especially from Nintendo) is going to lead to disappointment, and then more of these fair-weather Nintendo fans talking about "losing faith"
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 2:57PM Mr Khan said

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Plus the fact that it is an old pic

But it still reflects the desires of many Nintendo fans. See, we're not all stupid enough to get caught up in the internet's witch-hunt and overreaction to the last E3, and we're not stubborn enough to have totally ignored the fall media conference, and continually deny it's significance
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 3:36PM (Unverified) said

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"Discovering New Development Opportunities" eh? How about opening up WiiWare and DSiWare to more developers. Like the ones that, you know, don't rent out an office building or haven't previously released a game before. Actually opening up for and embracing independent homebrew developers instead of shutting them down and locking them out at every turn. I would love to see something akin to Microsoft's XNA Creators Club. That'd be nice.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 3:49PM Yatcho said

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Bob, is that you??
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 4:07PM (Unverified) said

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Sorry. Afraid not. I just like homebrew and the idea of running it and developing it without the need for pirate equipment, downgraded firmware, or special hacks. If the Big N would offer a legitimate way for garage developers and students to tinker with their hardware, I'd be a happy camper.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 4:24PM 8bitartist said

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OMG KID ICARUS
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 4:30PM Giroro said

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Iwata is the only Exec left at Nintendo that hasn't completely embarrassed the company on stage . . . yet.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 5:17PM JoshMilewski said

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Holy crap, this should be very interesting, from a development standpoint (remember, it is the GAME DEVELOPER'S Conference, people).
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 5:34PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 5:43PM Duke said

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Mr. Khan, we aren't all as stupid as you insinuate when we look at three consoles on the shelf and go to play the one with the most engrossing games, and then notice we have not picked the wii in that scenario for a long time. Internet witch hunts have nothing to do with it for me.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 5:55PM Mr Khan said

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Right, Duke, i never said you were. I've always respected your opinion, and those of many on this site who don't particularly care for Nintendo, because they pursued it from a rational point of view. It was targeted at those "Oh fuck you Nintendo you traitorous bastards" people who were making such a big show of it after E3 and beyond. The people who were so quick to shout doom and gloom to the world. Those are the idiots.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 6:11PM (Unverified) said

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What would it be?

A real console?
A real new handheld?
A real game?

More likely another piece of worthless spastic plastic tied to a dumb 2 mins game which a lazy teenager made in 3 hours and sold for an attractive price of 249.99 USD. On sale today!
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 6:26PM (Unverified) said

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I don't agree with your "A real console?" question, but you have to be fucking kidding me with the "A real handheld?" one. Seriously? The only console to rival the software library of the DS is the SNES and maybe the PS2.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 6:39PM (Unverified) said

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really? A teenager you say? Well in that case, I expect you ramp up production to 1 Wii every 2 hours. Also, I'm docking your pay.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 11:43PM Haohmaru said

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The part where noamkot discovered that the word "spastic" rhymes with "plastic" was the most witty and intelligent part of his entire comment. Unfortunately, that's not saying much, as he still fails at trolling Joystiq.
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Posted: Jan 27th 2009 11:57PM (Unverified) said

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All I want to hear about is Zelda -- if he doesn't say ANYTHING about Zelda, then don't bother to say anything at all.
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