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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:03AM (Unverified) said

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DAT ASS

Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:35AM idiot said

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GGAAAHH WARGARBL
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:38AM (Unverified) said

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DAT SPLASH.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:45AM zuburi said

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The only DRM he's interested in is Donuts, Ribs, and Mayonnaise.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 7:42AM (Unverified) said

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zuburi wins the internet. Case closed.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 8:29AM Foetoid said

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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 8:33AM (Unverified) said

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NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 1:32PM (Unverified) said

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Nothing to be prud of Foetoid.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 1:32AM (Unverified) said

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...Run for your lives, its the evil reincarnate of jack thompson
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:07AM zuburi said

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I thought Leia choked Jabba's ass out on the desert barge?

Oh, wait. It's just another Valve story. Howdy, Gabe!

Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:09AM zuburi said

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(it was going to be a Salacious Crumb joke, but I thought that'd be too hardcore for you)
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:12AM Jerk Face said

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Stop fishing for compliments.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:12AM TheDarkWayne said

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everyone loves kowakian monkey lizards
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 7:22AM (Unverified) said

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Cute.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:08AM Jerk Face said

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I'm sure his keynote will be a whale of a time.

Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:11AM zuburi said

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Stop fishing for compliments.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:15AM linkario said

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That's funny because he's fat. Hah.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:19AM Jerk Face said

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Oh wait, I just go that. Ha ha..
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:24AM zuburi said

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You fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:26AM Jerk Face said

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I'm still reeling from it!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:30AM zuburi said

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I'm beginning to blubber...
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:38AM idiot said

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i'm just gonna swoop down off my perch and say he looks like carp
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:39AM Jerk Face said

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Oh ho ho... that was a really good one! I must say I'm floundering here, trying to come up with another pun.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:42AM zuburi said

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While Gabe Newell mahi be incredibly gifted at tuna-ing the Source Engine, it's on record that he's rather clammy about shrimply making PS3 ports.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:45AM idiot said

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I cod quit, but i like to blowfish my own horn
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:45AM Jerk Face said

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That was o'fish'ially the worst thing I've ever read, and I can't stop laughing!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:53AM idiot said

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personally i'm having a halibut time
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 1:02AM zuburi said

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Gabe is getting prawned!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 1:07AM idiot said

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his cockles are getting rock...les
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 1:10AM Deadpool said

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I just wanted to be in this super long reply. :)

Oh and Gabe....you're not suppose to actually eat Jenny Craig when you go on her diet. :P

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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 1:20AM idiot said

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deadpool you loach, crappie puns only


gah what a moray...
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 1:20AM idiot said

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*gar* what a moray
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 1:42AM Deadpool said

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Oops...I didn't realize that. Let's see puns....

THERE HE BLOWS!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 2:03AM Levi said

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Tharr*

I laughed my bass off at "Gabe is getting pawned"
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 8:40AM (Unverified) said

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Someone's trying to ride the triple-heart-wave by whoring out joke.

I think it's my duty to point out that Gabe is uber-sexy and you morons are simply jealous because you're too inferior to have him.

There. A buzzkill and a c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker in a two-in-one package. Now get over it.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 11:41AM idiot said

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Sir Buzz Killington you certainly are a buzzkill.

I thought I smelt something fishy when you came in here.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:54PM Jerk Face said

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He should probably goby a crap somewhere else!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:54PM Jerk Face said

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crab*
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 5:36PM Obienator said

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BOOMER!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 6:53PM zuburi said

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Hey chums, are we still working this angle?
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:10AM Cash9007 said

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Gabe... time to hit the treadmill dude. You're too brilliant a mind to be brought down by cardio infarction.

Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:39AM idiot said

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okay so i stopped laughing when i realized that wasn't a fart joke
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 1:36PM chispito said

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This was my sentiment last "Gabe is fat" thread.

I would rather he get a little healthy so he can stick around a long time and make more games.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 3:33PM Cash9007 said

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It wasn't?
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:13AM TheDarkWayne said

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I wish attractiveness was directly proportional to awesomeness, because this guy deserves to be on the cover of GQ magazine

Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:21AM Tez said

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They should just put him on the cover, anyway. Bricks would be shat, and a memorable time would be had by all.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:26AM Tez said

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Why?

Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:30AM (Unverified) said

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because he's an idiot

Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:31AM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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Gabe: I can has cheezburger?

No Gabe you have had enough cheezburger?

Posted: Feb 1st 2009 12:35AM (Unverified) said

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Don't say that to little Gabe he's gonna cry to mommy
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