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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 7:59PM SheppyReturns said

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What does the picture of Reggie have to do with anything?
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:43PM (Unverified) said

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lol the resemblance is uncanny.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:02PM (Unverified) said

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E-robbers will stealz ur credit cardz
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:43PM (Unverified) said

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I believe what you meant to say is:

TEH INTERWEBZ IS FILLED WITH 1337 HAXXXORS WHO WILL GO PEW PEW PEW AND PWN YOUR IDENTITY SO DON'T BE A n00b!!!!!!!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 10:25PM (Unverified) said

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the internetz is srius business people... no jokez
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:07PM Dopple Boppler said

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Haha, that picture reminds me of that idiot who used to always say "Nintendonalds" in the comments on here. He probably had that same goofy grin as the Hamburglar everytime his little fingers tippity-tapped that one up.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:19PM (Unverified) said

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that would be Curmeo 2.0 Who I still to this day believe was nothing more than an alt. for someone like KillJeebus or Vesper
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:52PM (Unverified) said

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KillJebus and even Vesper are smarter than Curmeo could ever hope to be

I mean, they're both on either sides of the fanboy spectrum, and Vesper is one of the biggest haters on this site, but even he doesn't quite reach the same level of dumbfuckery that Curmeo reached
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:58PM Special Agent Steve said

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The history you guys know is uncanny. It scares me.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2009 2:35AM Haggard said

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Jeez, a solid plastic giant Mario-head?

That thing must weigh a ton.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2009 3:28PM Duke said

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I think it was KillJebus who said it all the time. He loves to latch onto those type of sayings.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:13PM finnith said

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I'm going to start taking advantage of my local Blockbuster's deals. For some idiotic reason, a new copy of Burnout: Paradise costs $20 although Burnout 3 costs $30.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 10:27PM mynk said

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it was a developer/publisher choice to take it down to 20 bucks, not just blockbuster. probably in preparation for the party pack... or cuz its a platinum hit or something of the sort
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:17PM samfish said

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That's crazy. I've been to that Gamestop a whole bunch of times. It's right near where my parents live.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:18PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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Nothing can stop the Grimace!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 9:02PM Kif said

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I believe that's the Hamburgler.

Grimace is the big purple thing. But yes, he is unstoppable.

I'm not sure what the chicken/duck thing with the pigtails name is. Anybody?
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 9:25PM (Unverified) said

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I'm glad the robbers got arrested but the important thing is that nobody got BIRDIE!
It was Birdie the Early Bird!
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2009 9:06AM samfish said

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The bird thing was just called Birdie, if memory servs.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2009 2:17PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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I know that's not Grimace, I was referencing the old Clerks cartoon.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:19PM Jerk Face said

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I live in the Cleveland area. Here's the deal:

Solon is a pretty wealthy area, right? But it's bordered by some more questionable cities. So it's a quick drive over to a more quiet and unsuspecting (not to mention richer) area to get a quick cash grab. That shopping center on Kruse is also not that well lit, and probably not patrolled too well.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:23PM (Unverified) said

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They've been hit twice -- you'd think they would have installed some sort of fail-safe alarm. I couldn't include it in the post above because of space limitations but the only reason that the police knew there was a robbery taking place was because the manager on duty at the time happened to be on the phone with another store.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:24PM (Unverified) said

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Bustling Metropoli nestled in between ghettos Yep, that sounds like a major Ohio city to me
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:25PM Jerk Face said

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Let's review corporate hold-up policy, though:

Does the alarm cost more than the amount of stuff usually stolen? If yes, screw it.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:27PM Jerk Face said

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It's not like that.. Solon is actually more of a spread out, quiet suburb. It was more rural until recently, actually. Perfect place to knock up a store and get away before the underworked local cops arrive.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:29PM Jerk Face said

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And actually, it's more the opposite in northeastern Ohio: Fairly quiet and livable suburbs located around shitty, crumbling, abandoned cities. Working for child support in Cleveland at the welfare building has given me a generous exposure to that.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:29PM samfish said

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I don't think it's fair to say Solon is surrounded by ghettos. The immediately neighboring towns are Bainbridge, Chagrin Falls, Bentlyville and Aurora. All of those places are far, far more yuppy and rich than Solon. The nearest ghetto suburb would probably be Garfield Heights, which is at least 25 minutes away via highway. It's not crazy far away, but far enough away that the odds are getting hit are comparatively low.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:30PM Ordeith said

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JF:

Close.

"Does the security system cost more than the spread on the theft insurance?" is far more likely.

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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:32PM Jerk Face said

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Yeah, that's true Sam. I meant more like you said - it's a quick drive.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:48PM (Unverified) said

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Cleveland may be in the rust belt but still better than Columbus. Especially the WEST SIIIIIIDE, where the Westland area is practically turned into shit covered with shit dressing. And yet nobody seemed to have cared about what happened to the area after Tuttle started stealing away traffic from the mall, so now I can go to 3 malls within 15 minutes of each other, each one cannibalizing the sales of the next.

YAY SPONTANEITY! BOO PLANNING AHEAD
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:54PM (Unverified) said

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what's with the new avatar Jerk Face? your face looks so unjerk.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 9:42PM michaspi said

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@samfish:

I live in Garfield Heights and I take offense to your scathing remarks about my wonderful city.

Just kidding. Garbage Heights is absolutely horrible.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 10:06PM Jerk Face said

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Thanks Wiinterfang, now if only my less jerky photo would STAY as my avatar, and not randomly switch back to my decidedly more jerky visage.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 10:11PM (Unverified) said

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You mean this post isn't about someone deciding not to trade in their games?
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:31PM Sly C said

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wow who robs a store with a freakin bb gun? someone's been playing too much of the beginning of fallout...
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2009 9:07AM (Unverified) said

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Clark Griswold would approve.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2009 2:22PM BigD145 said

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Pistol whips can hurt, damnit. Not as much as working for GameStop, so I guess I'd just pick up my register and slam it on the "robbers" f*ing head.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:42PM (Unverified) said

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I believe what you meant to say is:

TEH INTERWEBZ IS FILLED WITH 1337 HAXXXORS WHO WILL GO PEW PEW PEW AND PWN YOUR IDENTITY SO DON'T BE A n00b!!!!!!!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:43PM (Unverified) said

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OI! Whats with this now?
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:43PM kompakter said

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Usually it's GameStop robbing its customers. Hey-oh!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 8:50PM (Unverified) said

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You can buy things through these here intertubes? What kind of sorcery is this? Are you a witch?

Stay right here while I go get my witch burning attire.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 9:37PM (Unverified) said

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If I were to hold up a GS, I would at least use a railway rifle. The employees sure would be 'sticking' around...
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 10:09PM (Unverified) said

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London McArthur and Javon Greer. LOL Fake names.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 10:12PM (Unverified) said

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My comment was deleted for unnecessary and somewhat racist assumptions!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 10:42PM (Unverified) said

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Sorry, can't help myself... shock value? Yes. Racist? Far from it.

Now, where can I find a pic of those suspects so I can exonerate myself....

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/18613548/detail.html
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2009 10:46PM (Unverified) said

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link I posted says a third suspect was arrested. One of the "customers' who was tied up was actually in on it.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2009 11:22AM FredFredrickson said

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I thought they would be talkng about how badly GameStop robs its customers, what with the pre-opened "new" games, $5 buy / $50 sell rates on used games, etc.
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Posted: Feb 3rd 2009 3:11PM (Unverified) said

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Wait... gamestop GETTING robbed?

Oh how the tables have turned.
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