Square Enix stock drops to a five-year low

It's enough to enlimpen even the most over-moussed hair spikes, and rustify the most well-polished gun-that's-a-sword-that's-also-a-magic-wand: Square Enix's stock has fallen to a five-year low according to Bloomberg. As of this morning, the stock had dropped 11% to ¥1,936 on the Tokyo Stock Exchange.

In other news that doesn't bode well for the company, Square has moved the date for reporting its earnings from today to February 13. We've been told we can expect president Yoichi Wada to take the stage, announce "Not a lot!" with a cute little half-shrug and give himself a high-five. In other news: OhGodtheworldeconomyiscollapsing! Buyallthepreciousmetalsyoucanfind!

[Via GI.biz]