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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:06AM darkinchworm said

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What a damn shame. The tweet that may have killed it was by far the funniest one.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 4:37AM (Unverified) said

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Visually picture Cliffy hit anyone...and Mark Rein go all Big Daddy... Still laughing...:-p
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 2:53PM Alex R said

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Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross... Happened there too.

Seriously, that radio show was always fantastic, and the last aired one was one of the best.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:07AM SirFenwick said

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People take crap to serious these days.

MY feelings are hurt!
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:12AM iHavePants said

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Demand payment. Somebody out there is at fault!
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 5:43PM Special Agent Steve said

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I'm sure the Epic Lawyers could help you.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:11AM Deck said

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Awwwe but it was so fun reading the tweets!
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:15AM Kamizar said

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It wasn't so much that line that bothered them, it's just that epic had a hard time finding a couple lawyers. And then getting matched with the guys from tweet and 3 other people just took forever.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:19AM (Unverified) said

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Best comment today, haha.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:23AM Badmojo2074 said

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Hah...awesome!
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 9:38AM Jerk Face said

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Ha ha ha.. You win the Internet.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:22AM WiredKnight said

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Isn't Cliff kind of over the top in the first place? Why make a fake one?
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:28AM Oldtaku said

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It's all fun and games and parody until you slip up and say something too painfully accurate!
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:34AM Kamizar said

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You can't hide behind parody laws when what you say is rooted in fact. Wait a second...
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:34AM BananaBoat said

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Twitter isn't allowing parody now? Uh oh, there goes most of the users. The only people left will be the guys and gals that are cyber stalking the twitterati.

Most people (myself included) stopped using twitter about the same time that the realization was made that noone in fact cares that you are currently eating a slice of pizza at Costco, or taking a dump.


Or are my friends just insensitive to my need to tweet about each and every trip to the can?
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 2:00AM (Unverified) said

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LOL
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 8:21AM xenocidic said

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you're a twitter shitter?
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 9:51AM original fred said

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"noone in fact cares that you are currently eating a slice of pizza at Costco, or taking a dump. "

OH NO. NOW MY WHOLE WEEKEND IS SHOT.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:36AM tr4shb0t said

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Epic...you can't handle the truth.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 7:33PM (Unverified) said

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Thats what i was thinking. Epic didn't like hearing the truth, so they closed it down. But yeah i always thought it was funny they released paid dlc for a game that needed patching badly.. Good way to sell it? No...
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:48AM Otimus said

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Dare you to ask someone at Epic about this the next time you're able to communicate with em, Joystiq.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 2:01AM (Unverified) said

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The truth often times is funnier then any joke a comedian can make :p
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 2:15AM (Unverified) said

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It wouldn't be so hilarious if it wasn't true. Its scary.. Epic is running this game down to the ground because they aren't fixing simple issues in their game. They don't have a vested interest in fixing the game quickly because its already sold enough copies. But what they are doing is effecting sales for future installments in the series. I'm telling you one thing. I'm renting 3 rd one. Forget that crap.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 2:16AM Courtney said

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I hadn't read any of these before, pretty funny stuff.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 4:11AM (Unverified) said

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I've heard GoW3 is coming out in a few weeks, it's just like GoW2 except the matchmaking is only 50% broken. Epic say you can upgrade for just 15bags of gold.


What's that noise?
Crap, its the Epic Hit Squad breaking my door down, and they're armed with Lancers. Oh, it's fine, they're the crappy plastic ones that don't work because the batteries don't fit properly.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 7:27AM mp3 said

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cliffy_b already fell long ago when he said Epic Games was dropping the PC gaming to fully concentrate on console gaming just because he thinks people that are confident enough with PC prefer to pirate games.

Yeah right..
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 11:14AM TravisO2 said

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Companies are dropping the PC market in droves because the games don't sell. And haven't you noticed most PC games end up being $40 2 months after release and $30 at the 6 month mark, even when they're a good game?

The PC market is hurting, blame the market, blame yourself, but don't blame the companies, if people bought the games, companies would continue to sell them.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 11:48AM Knight Marquise said

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mp3-

So, you're telling me there isn't a pirating problem on the PC which costs software companies millions of dollars?

Can I have whatever it is you're smoking, cutting, and/or snorting?
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 3:40PM mynk said

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well, judging from your name im pretty fucking sure you pirate songs anyways. so i wouldnt be talking if i was you.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 7:35AM (Unverified) said

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Anyone know of any Game dev's or studios that Tweet?
Would be quite interesting to follow, right from the horses mouth n stuff.
I find Twitter pretty awesome, and some of the parody stuff was good, but most of it seems to have shut down.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 9:14AM (Unverified) said

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Check out http://gameindustrytweet.com/ for gaming industry peeps on twitter.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 9:33AM (Unverified) said

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Thx for the link. EA really seem to have latched onto Twitter, though they'll more than likely be marketing stuff.
Well i'm following a few, so now to see if it's worth following them.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 8:33AM Mr Khan said

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Good ol' twitter. Nothing quite like dumbing down the process of blogging to its most mundane core

You occasionally get leaks from game devs and insiders in other media, but that's about all
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 8:39AM Negatron said

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Cheers to different senses of humor. I twittered the "fake Cliffy" out a long time ago once thinking it could possibly be "him", and that was all that was needed.

"Cliffy punch durr durr"... Is what got out of the deal and reading their GoW related drivel was forgotten as soon as i left the page.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 8:42AM srdailey said

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@cliffy_b has nothing on @michael_bay.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 8:53AM Muckrak3r said

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Isn't freedom of speech a great thing? oh wait, that freedom is guilty until proven innocent. wait.... what? exactly. freedom of speech is SUPPOSED to exist online (thats why you can cuss on youtube - no kidding - ) but as you can see in this example it doesn't.

The skits SNL does at the beginning of their show nearly every week make fun of political personalities. some of them have been so upset by the skits, they have tried to get SNL to stop doing them. They can't, because of freedom of speech. But how long will it be until all of our spoken or typed words will be censored? If stuff like this gets axed, whats next? be ready
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 9:24AM Negatron said

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I hear what your saying and you are right to an extent, in terms of a "bigger picture".
Yet the satire/parody stating, "broken multiplayer and its only 800pts!" is skating along the lines of libel.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 9:29AM Negatron said

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Of course i copy your avatar reinforce my opinion on this topic and it keeps my old one...
*sigh*
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 11:26AM icase81 said

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You don't have free speech when you're using OTHER PEOPLE'S methods of communications. If you went out into the street and just started soap boxing stuff, thats totally different than using Twitter's service that you do not pay for and have no explicit rights to. Epic asked Twitter to remove it, and Twitter did.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 11:58AM (Unverified) said

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Because when we're watching SNL, we know those aren't the real people. Since the internet is anonymous for the most part, people may really think that he is the real cliffy b, and could in turn put the company in a bad position. The comments were hilarious, but knowing how many people thought that was the real cliffy_b, comments like the broken matchmaking isn't something that they're willing to take lightly. The goofy stuff seemed to be okay, but he just went a little too far.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 4:05PM Muckrak3r said

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Danger- if that's the case with SNL why have multiple lawmakers tried to get them to stop? Of course we know it's a joke - just like this comment that 'went too far' was obviously NOT something cliffy B would say (because cliffy B can't finish a sentence without saying revved up chainsaw among other things) and it was funny.

If you can't joke around and have fun online - what can you do?
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 9:59AM Gemini Ace said

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Guess that tweet hit too close to home for Epic. Truth hurts.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 11:31AM juggalotusmx said

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I thought Epic was cool with us the Consumers but i guess they are just one more EA/Disney kind of thing they only want our money, sad.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 1:22PM SonicRift said

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Maybe if they'd just fix the multiplayer instead of reading twitter the game would be playable and noone would be complaining.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 2:18PM jhowlett said

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that was funny. maybe they can start one named dude huge
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 3:56PM ZeroCorpse said

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It's hard to parody someone who is already a joke.

Cliffy B is the spastic chihuahua of video game design.
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Posted: Feb 11th 2009 6:01PM yo Naturale said

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The only Twitter I follow is CobraCommander.
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