Unnecessary Resident Evil 5 accessories (that aren't the Kijuju necklace)
Our passion for games is sometimes so great that it extends outside of the virtual worlds we adore. Just check our shelves and you'll find an assortment of Metal Gear Solid action figures, a life-sized replica Lancer, and various other items that loudly proclaim where our interests lie. Listen up, Resident Evil 5 fans who can't wait to buy any and all things branded with Capcom's anticipated zombie safari! Mad Catz is planning to unleash a whole line of tie-in products.
If all of the junk that comes in the collector's edition of RE5 isn't enough to satisfy, you can scoop up a bluetooth headset ($50), or a loud messenger bag (also $50). It's okay to love games, folks, but unless the message you're trying to convey is punch me in the face and take my wallet on this subway car, we suggest you leave the messenger bag at home.
Look for it on shelves on March 17.
If all of the junk that comes in the collector's edition of RE5 isn't enough to satisfy, you can scoop up a bluetooth headset ($50), or a loud messenger bag (also $50). It's okay to love games, folks, but unless the message you're trying to convey is punch me in the face and take my wallet on this subway car, we suggest you leave the messenger bag at home.
Look for it on shelves on March 17.











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Longhorn4Life @ Feb 11th 2009 5:36PM
Those who buy these are clearly racist
Dave @ Feb 11th 2009 5:41PM
And the people who buy only the game are clearly racist.
Courtney @ Feb 12th 2009 1:47AM
People who refuse to buy the game, or these accessories, are clearly racist and trying to avoid people discovering that they are racist.
Lee @ Feb 11th 2009 5:41PM
But can you run and use them?
rushtodeath @ Feb 11th 2009 5:41PM
I'm glad that messenger bag has a huge RE5 logo on it so I now know who to avoid
TheBigOAnime @ Feb 11th 2009 5:48PM
I wanna buy the black voodoo zombie doll with figurine with the matching white blonde girl in exotic african dress...
WRE @ Feb 11th 2009 5:51PM
Isn't RE5 an unnecessary accessory of RE4?
TheBigOAnime @ Feb 11th 2009 5:57PM
HATER
WINterfang @ Feb 11th 2009 5:59PM
Nop but here's the real question.
Is WRE necessary to joystiq?
David Hinkle @ Feb 11th 2009 6:08PM
Oh snap!
Chris Are @ Feb 11th 2009 8:04PM
Why do you have to be such a negative nelly WRE? How about being a positive pete?
WRE @ Feb 11th 2009 8:46PM
Man, I hate on one game and now I'm unnecessary to Joystiq? That cuts real deep WINterfang. I thought we were cool. And David Hinckle encouraging it? I'll tell you why I can't post on Joystiq with you people: because you're BASTARD people! That's what you are! You're just bastard people! And I'm goin' home and I'm gonna... I'm gonna BITE MY PILLOW, is what I'm gonna do!
Lord Negatron @ Feb 11th 2009 5:55PM
/surprise
A custom MadCatz BlueTooth !?
!!?
What... am i to say something else?
:P
WINterfang @ Feb 11th 2009 5:57PM
That's cool and all but where's my Chun li Boxers?
slycooper_rocker (The Agent of Orange) @ Feb 11th 2009 5:59PM
if he gets that, i better get a monster hunter death stench outfit. one that doesn't smell like death preferably.
Markez @ Feb 11th 2009 6:12PM
Looks like a coin purse in the picture XD
snarfoogle @ Feb 11th 2009 8:25PM
Yeah, I'll stick with the messenger bag that comes with the limited edition, which is less nerdy and cheaper.
Arnold @ Feb 11th 2009 9:01PM
If you feel this game is racist don't play it! Its funny how people didn't complain about the past RE games as being racist, after all, you are running around going after white zombies...isn't that racist? Grow up you politically correct loser low life idiots.
michas_pi @ Feb 12th 2009 2:15AM
I think that commemorative jar of jenkem I previously mentioned is very necessary.
CH3BURASHKA @ Feb 12th 2009 6:29PM
That headset is probably complete shit, sadly.