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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:21PM (Unverified) said

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this movie is going to suck ass.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:24PM (Unverified) said

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I mean watching the trailer you can't even tell who anyone is besides Snake Eyes, Baroness and Scarlett(the only reason I know that is the red hair). This Film looks nothing like GI Joe.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:30PM kinshadow said

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How could you miss Storm Shadow?
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:38PM Negatron said

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Yeah i am so on the fence with this one. Don't know if i want to cramp up in theaters to see it. Not going to bring up spending money to see it which is,whatever IMO,but a popular topic on Joystiq.

"I wouldn't pay to ...", we know the rest. Every time i watch that trailer(3rd), i see it is action packed, but don't get the G.I. Joe feeling. Also, were they shooting (classic) laser weapons? /facepalm


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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:41PM feedingblasphemy said

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stfuuuup! You KNOW you're all going to see this movie, plus you're no movie critics (besides movie critics suck anyways) know your shizer before you say anything PERIOD.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 3:02PM Obienator said

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This movie is gonna make Transformers look like the godfather.
Don't forget it was the same dude that directed those craptastic Mummy movies.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 3:05PM (Unverified) said

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Well, at least now we know.

And knowing is half the battle!
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 3:07PM AoE said

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Dude.... I hate to break it to you, but it's based on a saturday morning cartoon about war from the 80's in which no one ever got really wounded, let alone killed. It's not and adaptation of War and Peace; there was never, ever EVER any chance this film was going to be high art, or anything more than a probably bad action blockbuster.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 3:14PM ChupacabraHuntr said

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FrannieBaby @ Feb 12th 2009 3:05PM
"Well, at least now we know.

And knowing is half the battle!"

Awesome. I still use that line. Nice!
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 3:26PM Jerk Face said

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@ Obie

Hey! The Mummy was a fantastic movie. Sure, the other two sucked pretty bad; but the original was a certainly acceptable action flick.

This movie, on the other hand, will likely be terrible.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 4:48PM Mhmm said

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I dont think theyre marketing the movie to 30 year olds who played with the toys...
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 5:00PM samfish said

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"The Mummy was a fantastic movie. Sure, the other two sucked pretty bad; but the original was a certainly acceptable action flick."

In my book, there's a pretty wide gulf between "fantastic" and "acceptable".
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 5:36PM Sly C said

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well...at least snake eyes looks like you would expect him to and is still a total badass. that's...something.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 7:03PM zuburi said

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Snake Eyes looks cool, but he never did ANYTHING in the cartoons. He just stood around!! I was always disappointed in that.

And the movie version of him looks like a kid wearing one of those Superman costumes with the fake padded muscles. On the bright side, at least there's no Schumacher nipples.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2009 3:05PM Temidien said

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For all of you jumping the hate-wagon, don't forget what Transformers taught us: you can completely change the aesthetics of the trademark but so long as throw in enough fan service and high-budget effects, the film could easily be passable if not enjoyable (suspension of disbelief maintained).

Everyone hated the Transformers film when the first concept art started circulating but most of the nay-sayers soon found themselves fairly tight-lipped when the film actually didn't suck.

I get the feeling we'll see the same this time.

(Personally, I hate Dennis Quaid in every role so his character's prominence will make my eyes bleed, but Ray Park as Snake Eyes will be an instant boner every time)
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:25PM Mr Khan said

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Well, if you don't like it, it certainly set my hopes up, seeing as how we're often at cross opinions on pretty much everything

do want.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:28PM Negatron said

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In regards to the game, i can't believe wtf i just read! Cant!
This is perfect for your mom or "life partner" on a Sunday morning.

Whats that you say GameStop employee? "What am i doing"?
Oh... "I was simply reading the back of the box and putting it back on the shelf, is all".

GS- "Yes, but why are you putting all the boxes behind other games in the used section"?

Me: "Ohh is that what th-*runs!* "
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:30PM Vordus said

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Oh Eccleston, how the mighty hath fallen.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2009 3:45AM (Unverified) said

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Unfortunately, that happened long before this. It's scientifically impossible for G.I. Joe to be any worse than The Seeker was.
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Posted: Feb 13th 2009 1:23PM megapenguinx said

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Rest in peace Doctor #9
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:31PM butaneko said

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sounds like an XBLA title.. is this really gonna be a $60 release?

I did love Ikari Warriors though.. I wonder if this game will have rocks that your co-op partner can get permanently caught behind 45 minutes into the game
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:43PM Negatron said

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+5 for the Ikari Warr. flash back. Ohh NES youu...*pats head*
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 4:16PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Ikari...rock...stuck...

...

...RRRRRAGE!!!!
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:32PM baby sea tuna said

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So, basically, it's an even crappier (yet slightly less homoerotic) version of Army of Two? Sign me up!
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:42PM PedoJokerBear said

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*fist bumps*
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:59PM Professor Lario said

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I just picked that game up to try with a friend.
It is one of the worst gaming experiences I have EVER had.
I can't believe how hyped it was and how far it fell short....
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 4:20PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Don't even get me started on that turd. The "attitude" angle it tries to promote would have been wildly popular in the early 90's, but unluckily for us, it missed its mark by over a decade. It had its moments that made me lol, but only because it was so terrible. Ask Negatron if you need an accurate depiction of an action scene in that royal steamer.

*Fist Bump*
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:37PM (Unverified) said

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Like transformers, I so want this movie to be good.

And also like transformers, I am sure I will be horribly disappointed.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 3:02PM AoE said

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you set yourself up for that one if you thought Michael Bay was capable of producing a non-garbage film.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:38PM (Unverified) said

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Where the hell is Shipwreck? SHIPWRECK!!!

Seriously, this looks like a crappy movie full of interchangeable stock characters with G.I. Joe names. The game looks just as generic and dumb.

At least the Eiffel Tower gets it.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:43PM baby sea tuna said

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What do you mean? The whole idea of resurrecting this franchise is a fucking shipwreck!
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:50PM sonicspike41 said

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They'd better not ruin Voltron. That was a classic... a cheddar cheesy classic.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 3:00PM Professor Lario said

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Does your mom still visit dockside bars Johnny?
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 4:23PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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My God, it's like I'm looking in a mirror.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:39PM (Unverified) said

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It's not even an "American Hero" anymore. They changed GI-Joe member's nationalities so they could sell the product on the international level.

I wonder when they're going to ruin Voltron...
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:41PM (Unverified) said

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I'm waiting for them to ruin Thundercats, myself.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:53PM sonicspike41 said

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They'd better not ruin Voltron. That was a classic... a cheddar cheesy classic.

(Clicked wrong reply button. My fault, not the prefect comment system that everyone loves blaming).
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 4:54PM MPTownes said

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Sadly, your fond Voltron memories have already been desecrated (or at least the basic look has): Power Rangers, anyone?

Personally, I'm waiting for the twin train wrecks of the "Masters of the Universe" and "A-Team" re-imaginings. Coming Summer 2011!

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Posted: Feb 13th 2009 3:19PM Ravnos said

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The Masters of the Universe remake can't be worse than the Dolph Lundgren version. Pretty much everything that guy's been in has been terrible, though often in a hilarious way.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:42PM (Unverified) said

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Looks like I will just break out my old Commodore 64 version from Epyx.
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Posted: Feb 20th 2009 12:24AM (Unverified) said

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Now that, was a badass Joe game!
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:49PM (Unverified) said

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This preview captures the feel of the game, but I walked away with a completely different opinion of it.

It looks like a fun, thought-free waste of time along the lines of EDF 2017, only with less epic catastrophe and more fan service. The visuals are OK in the grand scheme, but they do an adequate job of creating a virtual GI Joe world. All they really showed yesterday was part of one level, so there's definitely still room for things to be fouled up. But it looks like an entertaining way to spend one's gaming time, especially if the lack of split-screen/lack of camera control works well in couch co-op mode. Plus, the unlockables sound very tasty. Skins. Old-school PSAs. I expect many a GI Joe fan - myself included - will be pleased.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:51PM Magic Whiskey said

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Jebus.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:50PM (Unverified) said

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I could care less about yet another generic, me-too movie licensed game, but EA's handling of the G.I. JOE franchise has been frankly stupid considering the sheer amount of potential there for them to use (the same case could be made regarding Transformers, which I think is licensed to Activision). Just think of how awesome a turn-based strategy RPG using these two licenses and Sega's Valkyria Chronicles game engine would be, especially if they offered a two-player option where one player could be the Joes/Autobots and the other could be the Cobras/Decepticons. Of course that will never happen as game companies the size of EA prefer easy cash-ins to actually putting genuine effort into anything anymore.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:53PM CJLopez said

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The game is currently in "pre-alpha" and, on Xbox 360, is looking like a PS2-era shooter with
more current anti-aliasing applied.

Reading this, and being hte 360hater i'm, i'd be more overjowed to read, but somehow, I doens't, actually, it saddens me, specially because that mean they ain't putting some effort on developing the game which mean will be go the same way most Movie based video games had went and for a multiplatform game on which the Wii is listed on, this doens't look quite good.

I'll hold myself for any new images and trialer, but in the meantime, don't color me interested in either the game or the movie. In the end, i never liked G.I. Joe. On the days this was popular, TMNT, Ghostbusters, Saint Seiya, Sailor Moon, Swat Cats and Samurai Pizza Cats got my full attention
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:55PM CJLopez said

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P.S. Sorry for all those grammar and ortographics errors, i'm in a hurry as I'm having a reunion with my co-workers in a few minutes
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 3:10PM Negatron said

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*tumble weeds*
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 3:12PM Duke said

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You are overjoyed at them dicing up a classic childhood comic/cartoon because you hate the 360 so much? Yeah, that pretty much shows the folly of fanboyism.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:54PM David Black said

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Sadly, I'll probably purchase this game when it gets down to budget pricing.... At least I'm honest about it, I guess.
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Posted: Feb 12th 2009 2:55PM David Black said

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Lovin' the SWAT cats reference....
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