We know our European readers were probably worried that Nintendo decided at some point to stop worrying about making money, and had therefore elected to neglect Europe the latest installment in their pocket-sized monster-indexing franchise, Pokémon Platinum.
Fear not, our transatlantic acquaintances -- Ninty just set a European launch date of May 22
for the Diamond
follow-up. That gives us Americans two whole months
to create a devastating arsenal with which to exact our revenge for a little something called the Battle of Lexington
. Oh, you thought we'd forgotten?