"Man, I've had one of those days that just make me want to kick a panda in the throat."
"Man, I've had one of those days that just make me want to kick a panda in the throat."
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 2:44PM sonicspike41 said
I've had a few of those days before.
I'd like to go all slow-mo with the camera revolving around me as I make the kick.
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I'd like to go all slow-mo with the camera revolving around me as I make the kick.
Posted: Feb 14th 2009 2:46PM LaughingTarget said
But, the panda is the Dragon Warrior and cannot be defeated!
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Posted: Feb 15th 2009 11:48AM Blaquebeird said
"Getting my throat kicked makes me a sad panda"
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 2:46PM (Unverified) said
I love how the characters are getting hit from at least 3 feet away and not touching each other to inflict pain. Innovation triumphs every time.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 3:05PM (Unverified) said
Well, they just leave room for those painful blue and red balls of energy emitting from their hands and feet....nah, you're right there's no explaining that mess.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 9:59PM (Unverified) said
while it may look like the panda has been hit, in reality brian is launching the vicious kick to the throat as the panda is lunging towards him to rip his brians eyes from his sockets.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 2:48PM MowDownJoe said
IIRC, Tekken had a character that was a panda before Kung Fu Panda even came out.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 2:50PM (Unverified) said
The Panda has been around for eons of Iron Fist Tournaments.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 5:03PM (Unverified) said
There is no humor on the internet, only flaming and the attacking of easy targets.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 3:03PM (Unverified) said
Why they use animals in a fighting game anyways? Use Nazis, aliens, dinosaurs or women with big boobs, but not fucking animals.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 3:34PM (Unverified) said
have you played a Tekken game before? Gon, Kuma, Ogre, True Ogre, King, Mokujin are all crazy fighters based on animals (or a tree)
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 3:43PM (Unverified) said
Yeah, I played Tekken before, but just the idea of fighting animals or a tree is just stupid.
I'll fight a animal or a tree in a RPG, but not in a fighting game.
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I'll fight a animal or a tree in a RPG, but not in a fighting game.
Posted: Feb 14th 2009 4:49PM (Unverified) said
Animals are not okay... but dinosaurs are O_o oh an aliens...
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 6:18PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
I'm sure Tekken has all those things and a stupid wood trainig doll. All that's missing is a rude, crude, Sumo Santa Claus.
But take this to heart: at least it's not a car, like in FIghters Megamix.
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But take this to heart: at least it's not a car, like in FIghters Megamix.
Posted: Feb 14th 2009 3:07PM Freddie Mercury said
Atleast the panda seems like it's having fun
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 3:19PM MrHashbrown said
I've had one of those days where I want to kick Jack Black in the face. Not really a panda though.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 3:28PM (Unverified) said
does FINALLY Kuma have any combos or am I stuck playing 3 for all eternity? >_>
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 11:49PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said
You know I haven't like a Tekken game since Tekken 2. Tekken 3 was OK but the only fighter I have ever liked in Tekken was Baek. 4-3-3-4-3-3-3-4-3-3 is his infinite string combo.
I'm just not into any fighting games anymore. I tried getting into SC IV and just couldn't do it and the same went for MK vs DCU. I have thought about getting SF IV and TEK 6 but figure that money is better spent on Killzone 2 and importing Yakuza 3. The genre is just so stale and people are just mad cheap online. ALl my favorite fighters are the second iterations. MK2, TEK 2, SF 2 ... well except for Killer Instinct.
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I'm just not into any fighting games anymore. I tried getting into SC IV and just couldn't do it and the same went for MK vs DCU. I have thought about getting SF IV and TEK 6 but figure that money is better spent on Killzone 2 and importing Yakuza 3. The genre is just so stale and people are just mad cheap online. ALl my favorite fighters are the second iterations. MK2, TEK 2, SF 2 ... well except for Killer Instinct.
Posted: Feb 14th 2009 3:49PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
In the defense of Panda Combat I will say this: It's better than fighting dinosaurs. "Yeah, welcome back frmo extintion...(Roundhouse)
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 6:22PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
Yeah, I know. And a Boxer at that. THink about it. Fragile, hollow raptor bone, being impactet by Paul's(or whomever's) mighty fist. You know the effort it would take to bring a raptor in time/to life. Somewhere in Tekken world, a scientist is wondering if all his years of study and research went into putting this ancient beast in a fucking MMA tournament.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2009 12:12AM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
Yeah, screw that. We still have Roos.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2009 11:54AM Blaquebeird said
Next will be a Winnie The Pooh fighting game, and they'll give Piglet and ability to beef up, hulk style, and he'll be called Pork.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 4:00PM (Unverified) said
all i can say is that Eddy Gordo better freaking be in it. hes by far the best character in all of tekken.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 4:03PM (Unverified) said
bah, use a real character like Yoshimitsu or Jin
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 4:50PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said
No way. Baek is the best fighter in that series.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 4:02PM (Unverified) said
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 4:05PM (Unverified) said
This is one of those pictures where someone writes "OWNED!" on the bottom.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 4:18PM (Unverified) said
In all seriousness, I'm excited for the game. The last Tekken game i got into was 4, and its been a while since I've played a fighter. Guess who I'll be choosing...
That's right! Marshall Law and Hwoarang
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That's right! Marshall Law and Hwoarang
Posted: Feb 14th 2009 5:11PM (Unverified) said
I don't see why peta would get mad about that panda. He's totally kicked my ass plenty of times. I hate that damn mammel. Besides, they do more harm for their cause than good with their moronic antics. How can they expect to be taken seriously when they do stuff like trying to get Ben&Jerry to use human breast milk for their ice cream? In the long run, it hurts them, and by extension the animals they try to protect. They do manage to do some good despite themselves.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 7:24PM (Unverified) said
PETA would get mad because they're fucking psychopaths. They hold animal life in higher regard than human life.
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Posted: Feb 15th 2009 4:53PM LaughingTarget said
A human is an animal, which makes it confusing as all get out.
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Posted: Feb 14th 2009 5:56PM (Unverified) said
Still looks too plastic. The clothes are pretty detailed but the skin of the people...
is it just me or have the characters gone a little bit uglier?
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is it just me or have the characters gone a little bit uglier?
Posted: Feb 14th 2009 6:31PM Foetoid said
If you'd fought through that many games, you'd be a bit beat-up too.
I just wanna see a fighting game include this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=AU&hl=en-GB&v=FQkt6ZDtVS4&feature=related
watch it a couple of times, paying attention to the white guys leg.
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I just wanna see a fighting game include this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=AU&hl=en-GB&v=FQkt6ZDtVS4&feature=related
watch it a couple of times, paying attention to the white guys leg.
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