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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:01PM (Unverified) said

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Though tempting... i'ma have to say no

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:06PM (Unverified) said

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Hey! My name is Sir Pumphrey Poncington of Yorkshire. How did you guys know?

Am I being watched?

I'm scared. =(

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:31PM linkario said

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::over the top monty python accent::
I'm Sir Pumphrey Poncington of Yorkshire and my wife is too.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 11:11PM Sly C said

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BIG BROTHER JOYSTIQ IS WATCHING YOU.

yes, i'm reading 1984.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2009 11:05AM Haggard said

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Of course you're not. The Poncington family are from Gloucestershire - they wouldn't be seen dead in Yorkshire!
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:06PM (Unverified) said

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I hope our new Jason gets along with his elder brother, Turok!

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:11PM Jeremy White said

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jason ain't too bad of a name.

Posted: Feb 18th 2009 7:24AM Ghen said

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thank you :)

-Jason
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:12PM MarkezJM said

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Alright kids, let me help everyone put this into perspective, that means, if you win, IF YOU WIN, you could be line for this sickening, punch you in the face, awesome, ridonkulous lineup. Such doozies as:

Brian Lara Intl Cricket 2007
Leisure Suit Larry - Box Office Bust
Psycho Pinball
Super Robin Hood
The Excellent Dizzy Collection
Big Nose the Cavemen

Balls, let me point out people, that Big Nose the Cavemen is one of series. THAT MEANS YOU MIGHT EVEN GET MULTIPLE GAMES WITHIN THE BIG NOSE SERIES. Oh god man, I'm hyperventilating, I'm going to go sell all my worldly possessions, move across the pond, and nail some homeless broad. Or a prostitute. I suppose whichever presents itself first, for expediency sake.

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:19PM (Unverified) said

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Brian Lara Intl Cricket 2007 sounds good.




BTW, there's not a lot homeless women in Britain. I know I checked, twice.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:24PM Sly C said

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aww yeah leisure suit larry!
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:36PM ducttapeBigSexy said

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I'd name my kid "Larry" if it meant Al Lowe would make another Leisure Suit Larry game.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 11:18PM zuburi said

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Pluses! More pluses for ducttape!
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:22PM Typicalgamer said

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has this company ever made an awesome game???

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:52PM TheDarkWayne said

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Dirt, Overlord, LOTR online, Ghost Hunters, and Fuel, Overlord 2 and Operation Flashpoint 2 are looking pretty good
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 11:00PM TheDarkWayne said

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oh yeah they did GRID too
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:24PM Van Faulk said

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I really think no one in the gaming world has any memory. Remember how well those tactics worked for Acclaim? IN that the company is now dead as are most of its major franchises? Why would anyone even invite such a comparison? What's even worse is that their current CEO used to WORK at Acclaim.

What's next, a gameinformer ad for Damnation stating that in 2009 Jacob Minkoff will make us his bitch?

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:27PM (Unverified) said

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In all fairness, "Jason" is a far more common and acceptable name for a child than "Turok" ever will be.
But yes, that's immediately what I was reminded of as well.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 11:20PM zuburi said

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I'm pretty sure there were factors other than the Turok contest that boned Acclaim. I'm just sayin', is all.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2009 11:08AM Haggard said

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Besides, the Turok contest sort of worked. It was to generate publicity, which it did - but they probably should have put the dough into ensuring the game didn't suck.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:25PM Sly C said

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if they announced the whole "Bring Back Jason From The Dead" thing on friday the 13th, it would have worked better.

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:35PM Ample Salty said

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The rules say you have to be over the age of 18 to win so I think that rules out a lot of potential winners.

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:35PM ZeroCorpse said

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Yeah... Jason fell out of favor in the 80s, when the name became connected to a murderous zombie retard from Camp Crystal Lake.

You can also bet there aren't many people naming their kids Freddie, Sil, Pinhead, or Chuckie, either.

(Not that "Pinhead" was ever that popular...)

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:41PM (Unverified) said

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Beat me to it also don't watch the new movie.Any "Scream" movie is better then again lots of tits and you can see them in "3D if your local cinema is equipped with that stuff.

Good grief that was an awful moment and I don't know what was that sound in the rows behind me during those scenes but I inmediatly move 2 rows ahead.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:51PM MarkezJM said

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He sure manages to be a dedicated and effective killer zombie for being a retard, I never knew. Just another lesson to never give up I suppose, and that with hard work you can do what you love.

Didn't Rob Zombie do a Jason movie? Whichever one it was my girlfriend and I thought it was pretty decent. If we hadn't seen My Bloody Valentine in 3D, it would've somehow been even more obvious what a horrible movie it was...
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 11:05PM (Unverified) said

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Nah I watched the one directed by Michael Bay and it sucks, remember when Uwe Boll said Bay had a low intelligence (not the exact words but that's what he meant) well I admit he might have a point there.

I also watched My Bloody Valentine in 3D and by comparison that one was actually good but very disappointing by the end. They built this good suspense story but by the end it seems the creativity barrel was dry and said "F*ck it lets flip a coin to see who is the killer". It could have been good not bad but not good either.

Also for a movie that has ā€œ3Dā€ in the title one would expect more 3D effects, most of the movie it seems they forgot the movie was in 3D.I counted what like 15 effects 30 tops and most of them used in the intro.
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:39PM (Unverified) said

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Any kid who were to hear from his parents that they named him Jason to try and win a contest for a year's supply of video games would be in therapy for life...

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:45PM (Unverified) said

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Mom:Jason I guess you found out we named you Jason to win a constest.

Son:Okay I understand mom but what did you won?

Dad:A full year of Codemasters videogames.

Jason:I hate you dad I hate you mom I'm running away,you f'cke up!

(I know that Codemasters videogames aren't terrible but how many good games they release every year?)
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:49PM (Unverified) said

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She had 8 babies is a miracle she didn't died.

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:52PM falcomadol said

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Ok, there's a report this comment button, where's the report this post button?

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:53PM MarkezJM said

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I do appreciate the way that she is continually referred to as the "octomom", makes her sound like a crazy mutant beast.

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:54PM (Unverified) said

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All those kids named Turok are going to be pissed at these kids stealing their thunder.

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:56PM (Unverified) said

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I thought you were going to say it reminded you of that Simpsons episode.

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 10:59PM (Unverified) said

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The turok kid got $10,000, and he only had to keep that name for one year. I'm sure these Jasons are going to be stuck with a freak name for the rest of their lives.

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 11:17PM Sly C said

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"How do you say your name? Ha-sone?"
"Nah, it's Jay-sun."
"That name is so strange. Where's it from?"
"Greek mythology and slasher flicks."
"Freak!"
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Posted: Feb 16th 2009 11:06PM (Unverified) said

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What is the cutoff for this? I mean... how much time do I have left?

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 11:15PM Sly C said

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octopussy?

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 11:42PM (Unverified) said

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In Nazi Germany you can get a free Bockwurst with a Hitler action figure if your name is Jonas.



Heil Hitler!

Posted: Feb 16th 2009 11:53PM Marius said

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It was all a c-section

Posted: Feb 17th 2009 12:06AM squeehunter said

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Maybe if the game the best game ever made or something I'd consider it.

Maybe I'll name my kid Niko. So my nephew can be "Niko! My cousin!"

Posted: Feb 17th 2009 12:16AM MarkezJM said

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wut
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Posted: Feb 17th 2009 12:19AM (Unverified) said

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Then boh can go to see big american tee-tees.
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Posted: Feb 17th 2009 12:22AM TheDarkWayne said

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that is always funny
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Posted: Feb 17th 2009 12:26AM (Unverified) said

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This money would be better spent on another Overlord game.

Posted: Feb 17th 2009 12:49AM (Unverified) said

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Wait, what is a years supply of games? Like a set amount?
How can they decide how many?
Some people play them fast, others slloooowww.

Posted: Feb 17th 2009 2:04AM jasu78 said

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My name is already Jason... think I can fudge being in the UK and being born less than a month ago? I really want a free copy of Big Nose the Caveman.

Posted: Feb 17th 2009 5:04AM (Unverified) said

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with the friday the 13th reboot just coming out, i find this highly unlikely..

Posted: Feb 17th 2009 10:13AM (Unverified) said

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Jason was a dick according to the original myth.

Posted: Feb 17th 2009 10:18AM Duke said

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Anyone who does this is just silly.

BTW, has anyone seen that guy from Hasbro. He said if I named my kid 'Lincoln Log' he would give me 555 $5 bills, and well, where's my money!? I mean, really, you better pay up!

Posted: Feb 17th 2009 12:19PM mongooseblarg said

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Can I get back-pay for my parents naming me Jason decades ago? I promise I won't stab.
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