In a cute homage to the new Mirror's Edge DLC that's now available, we were going to tell you that we had leaped between two buildings, scaled a fire escape and finally shimmied across a pipe to get from our 360 to our keyboard to bring you this news ... but we don't want to insult your intelligence. Look at us, after all. The only thing we've leaped between recently is our table at Max & Erma's and the sundae bar.
If you want to pretend you're virtually fit, you can drop your $10 on the XBLM and get nine races spanning seven brand new maps. PC and PS3 users keep an eye out for the DLC to pop up later today.