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UK woman is most definitely, absolutely the #1 Halo Wars fan -- 100 percent confirmed!

by David Hinkle on Feb 20th 2009 3:00PM

In all of our time playing Halo online (68,873 combined hours, to be exact), we've encountered numerous people who say they are females, but we know the truth: girls don't play games ... ever. Also, they have cooties. Our world has been flipped upside down, though, thanks to south Londoner Amanda Johnstone. She apparently likes Halo Wars -- a lot.

Amanda loves the game so much that she doesn't mind having 5 of the same poster on her wall. She's that into it. Pay no mind to the fact that the game comes out in the UK next week. This isn't a promotional thing. Amanda actually owns 8 Halo Wars cups and sits around in her short-shorts and Halo Wars tanktop all the time. It's a way of life for her.

Source (NSFW) - UK Resistance

Tags: ensemble-studios, halo-wars, microsoft, promo, promotion, uk

Reader Comments (67)

First?

Sex Sells. And id love to have sex with her!
So I guess that means ill be buying halo wars ASAP! Chicks Dig it!

P.S. They could have just done a cortana pin-up!

Really who else wouldn't?

oh yeah the gay folks

what's wrong with her right foot?

whats wrong with her right foot?

@slycooper

ur probably the only one looking at her foot ;)

very nice! she could be the spokeperson for Halo Wars. wonder how old she is?. 24-29?

I'm not kidding you, xbox.com should hire this gal and replace that trixi girl. they would sell more games that way.

Best comment I've read all day. You rule, dude.

can not agree more.

exactly. for years i saw that cartoon version of trixie on their site, and then a couple weeks ago i actually watched a video she was in....... wow, talk about having an extremely off-base "artist interpretation" of what she looked like in those comics on xbox.com

dude, ever since i saw the real trixie, ive never been able to read those interviews without shuddering.

agree.

Sex sells, not vomit.

AGREED

And I'm her biggest fan

The sarcasm makes the reality of it all hurt that much more. :(

There really are hot gamer girls, just not very many *goes and plays Halo 3 with GF*

What part of London? cause I'm moving in across the street from her...

I would love to show her my FLOOD !

Damn she hawt!!!!

Sir, that is very inappropriate. And by inappropriate, I mean effing hilarious.

Um... No?

Anyways I know if I played her I'd still own her with my Mac Blast.

i'd like to get into her halo wars bedsheets

Oh. My. God. She can play wars with my halos anytime. Time to break out the Sex Panther cologne!

Why do I smell a baby diaper filled with Indian Food???

*Random sexual innuendo here*

YOU SUCK SUCKA- hot chick and your trying to sell something get a life -----cause i know you can't get a girlfriend

holy shit! i wanna jump on that bed and show her my "spartan," if ya know what i mean!!! of course, she looks like she's a ho, so i have to make sure my "johnson-117" is wearing the latest "MJOLNIR armor." :wink wink: you get it? like what i did there?

Fuck dude you couldn't be more blunt, lol.

Wow, truly one of a kind and hard to find...

Wow, are you all really so immature?
You all reflect badly on our species

Wow, you don't belong here.

For some reason, I have read the title of the post and have completely forgotten it at least 5 times now. Wonder why...

what a crock. that's no kinda set-up for extended gameplay. she'd be crampin all over the place.

but girls that hot playing halo? totally believable........LOL

This has to be real... Only a real Halo Wars fans can play ...Halo 3 whilst sitting with their back to the screen:

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics6/hottest-halo-girl-2.jpg

Pro!

That's exactly what I was thinking...not comfortable at all.

I'm that hot (humble too BTW and a chick) and I play Halo.

I have a feeling that a real gamer would have a more decent gaming setup than a smallish monitor on her bedside table. I mean really, that's not really conducive to long gaming sessions at all.

But if she is just trying to get some action from her Halo Wars-loving boyfriend, she is an absolute genius.

dude shes in England. everything is tight overthere. imi sure she don't have much room to set up a nice gamer set. I think her furniture is from Ikea.. lol

My room used to look like that, are you judging our rooms now ¬_¬

yummy yummy

bs girls don't play videogames!!! that's like me but with gears of war! :)

Sure, she is probably being paid by Microsoft, that's a set on a photo shoot, and she hates video games.
but I don't care.

Bless her heart.

Meh...

Do you guys actually believe such a hotness actually is a FAN of Halo Wars? That is either Viral Marketing, or some joe schmoe hired a cutie in london to take a pic and is getting hits.

I can understand beautiful women do play video games, but this is a mounted set... There is no way she is what they say it is.

dude. believe for ones and just enjoy a sexy gal :D just enyoy. who cares if mounted or not.

i'd like to mount her set.

Dude, f-you. I am a hot girl of 18 (and yeah I know that sounds heady but I am- you can check out my modeling account) and I love Halo.

But even so I think that this girl is kinda pathetic. Her TV is too small and she is just what most gamer girls (cute ones) hate- another hot girl posing like a gamer to get a lot of geek-fed-ego-boosts.

Meh, that room looks like it was set up in minutes prior to taking pictures. Although she is hot, but i doubt she plays halo much, if at all.

Ugh....

Well I guess she probably got paid well for this, so cheers, Miss Johnstone.

HA look at these fucking loser trying to get chick online ha get a life!

Trixie 360 is kinda scary... I dont get tghe whole trixie 360 thing at all...

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