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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:33AM DonaldMick said

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No amount of "..." can express my "..."
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:59AM Troy Powers said

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Pedo-bear album covers...pervertedness
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 5:44PM (Unverified) said

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no amount of penises can express your jubilation?
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:34AM wolf4537 said

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Ummmmm...O_O
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:35AM Cena said

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...

...yeah, no.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:38AM (Unverified) said

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"You'd have to draw in and program every little step. It literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."

I dont think Kanye knows what he was doing, it sounds more like he was making a flip book.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:50AM MacGyver10 said

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yeah, this whole statement from Mr West screams 3rd grader trying to impress his peers by saying dirty words that could get him in trouble with adults.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 12:19PM Haggard said

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Well, it did say that ultimately he never made the game.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:38AM (Unverified) said

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Hahaha, oh wow.

That's all I got to say.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:39AM samfish said

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Sounds like my kinda game!
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:57AM MrHashbrown said

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Well judging from your now infamous avatar, I'd have to agree.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 12:02PM Zertoss said

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FapPING AS usual, I see.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 12:36PM (Unverified) said

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Still want to know where to get that pic of your avatar, samfish :p
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 2:43PM Swizzler said

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doubt there's any more to that pic than he has in his avatar, Peach has always been a tease XD
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Posted: Feb 24th 2009 1:32AM (Unverified) said

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Oh, I thought you'd prefer a Princess Peach rape simulator. I guess I was wrong. :)
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Posted: Feb 24th 2009 8:41AM GenBanks said

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He already said one time where he got it one time I think... apparently the site has a green background.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:46AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Really Kanyeeeezy???
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:51AM (Unverified) said

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Kanye: "I want fewer fans."


This is how you do it.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:51AM Nigeria said

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It's called Drawn to Life.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:54AM ZeroCorpse said

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Gee... You'd never know from his "music" that he has such a pedantic and puerile mind.

/END SARCASM MODE


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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:54AM (Unverified) said

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He should have followed through. A penis based platformer would have made him a very rich man.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:55AM Shagittarius said

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Are those Pedo-bear puppets on his hands?
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:55AM MrHashbrown said

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Hey at least it's creative.

Also, I'd like to nominate this post for "The Best Headline for a Post in the Year"
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:57AM xGearSecondx said

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....wtf man
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 11:58AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Most erm....innovative... game of the year.

Saying that, I do think Mario needs sexing up, for god sake, hes how old now and still a virgin :S He still hasn't even saved peach let alone gotten her in bed, lol
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 12:05PM xGearSecondx said

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Peach's a shiesty hoe
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 12:08PM Zertoss said

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I thought Mario was a eunuch, just going by his voice.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 12:10PM samfish said

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Mario's not a virgin. Pauline was all over him at the end of Donkey Kong. Plus, she dresses like a total slut. You KNOW Pauline gives it up easy.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 12:15PM reebo said

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I really don't like Kanye West, and this game has no influence on that.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 12:31PM anonymack said

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best comment on the article
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 12:26PM Ignatius said

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What the hell?
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 12:52PM (Unverified) said

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Talk about digital penises. Is penis plural peni?
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 3:23PM (Unverified) said

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No. You're thinking of octopUS > octopi, cactUS > cacti.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 5:47PM WhatIsThatThing said

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Actually since octopus is not a Latin word, the plural is actually octopuses.

The more you know!
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 12:56PM erh said

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Walking penis game? It sounds typical of the stuff my friends and I programmed on our C64s and Amigas when we were 12 years old. When I was growing up (and when Kanye West was growing up - we're almost the same age), all computers came with BASIC, and I think every boy who tinkered with a computer tried to recreate his favorite commercial game in BASIC. And we put penises in, because as adolescents, we thought penises were rude and funny!

So, nothing sounds unusual in Kanye West's story, except perhaps that he was a bit of a geek when he was 12 years old. But, his Daft Punk remix, and music video with Takashi Murakami's animation, already shows that he has a geeky side.

What I wonder - what do kids do now, since computers no longer come with BASIC? I guess some try Flash, but it seems like fewer kids today program as a hobby.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 1:13PM Inspace2020 said

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Yeah I read that he started making music first by making music for his rudimentary games he programmed. He also is a very good artist, he had an art scholarship and dropped out to pursue music. People act like because he's a rapper that he just couldn't be into programming or a geek. In fact like you stated before anyone that follows him knows he's a big anime nerd and tech geek.

After saying all that I think he flubbed when he said "Mario" and "Ghost"...LOL
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 4:05PM The Low King said

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Most just download the compailer for their programming language of choice. In my case Dev C++ to program in (You guessed it!) C++. If the person doesn't have the brain power to download and install a compailer there's a reason why they're not programming as a hobby!

P.S. sorry if this turns out as a double post.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 4:46PM (Unverified) said

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I think you mean "compiler..."

If people really want to program, just do it in Linux. Kanye was 12 awhile ago; he was probably just messing around in BASIC.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 1:03PM PedoJokerBear said

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well this is the perfect time to post with my avatar.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 1:07PM Ozzy said

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MIEN EYES!!
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 1:49PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Ah, seeing that avatar always makes me horny...


...DISGUSTED!!!! I MEANT DISGUSTED!!!!
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 1:14PM Giroro said

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Since when were there ghosts in Mario Bros.

... Or was he trying to talk about pac man?
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 1:19PM (Unverified) said

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The Boos?
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 1:16PM jhowlett said

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it sounds normal to me. kids draw them on text books, i've seen a number of levels in lbp. when we learned how to make flip books in art someone did a naughty one. look what happened in spore
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 1:17PM ChiTownRuler23 said

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Dam Kanye your repping Chicago all fucking nuts.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 1:53PM (Unverified) said

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Kanye, how could you be so thoughtless?
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 2:39PM gambrinus said

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Shrug, say what you will, but it's cool to hear that he was a nerd too.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 3:18PM MrHashbrown said

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Kanye West is nothing more than a nerd trying to be a superstar. Which he is. But he's also pretty goddamn nerdy, he just doesn't admit it.
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 3:52PM rush0 said

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Reminds me of the kid from SuperBad
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 4:21PM Megadanxzero said

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UMM EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? ಠ_ಠ
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