The very best (read: easiest) posts are the ones that no amount of clever presentation could make any funnier -- in fact, any effort to do so could only fail miserably. Observe:
"My game was very sexual," Kanye West told Details magazine, describing a hack he attempted to make on a home computer as a child. "The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. You'd have to draw in and program every little step. It literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."
... What's that, it's quittin' time at the blogging factory already? Well, thank you, Mr. West.
Reader Comments (59)
Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 6:10PM Brendan H said
The more Kanye talks, the more he reminds me of Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock. They're both rich celebrities that speak in crazy-isms, created a pornographic video game, and have repeatedly embarrassed themselves in public.
If tomorrow Kanye ran through the streets in his underpants yelling "I'm a Jedi! I'm a Jedi!" I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
If tomorrow Kanye ran through the streets in his underpants yelling "I'm a Jedi! I'm a Jedi!" I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 6:27PM Batzarro The worlds WOrst Detect said
Yeah, he was probably at that age where all the mouths in the history book just GOT to have a dick in them.
Man, I was a humorless teen...
Man, I was a humorless teen...
Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 6:31PM aaronxx said
wa happened?
Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 8:18PM (Unverified) said
I was....I don't even...
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Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 8:21PM einhanderkiller said
Posted: Feb 23rd 2009 9:05PM ch3burashka said
foam Mario hat: $30
renting out the local high school's gym: $100
Learning some very disturbing shit about this rappers childhood: priceless.
renting out the local high school's gym: $100
Learning some very disturbing shit about this rappers childhood: priceless.
Posted: Feb 24th 2009 3:53AM (Unverified) said
Silly Kanye.
Posted: Feb 24th 2009 8:13AM (Unverified) said
Kanye West...doesn't care about video games.
*Mike Myers's shocked face*
*Mike Myers's shocked face*
Posted: Feb 24th 2009 11:34AM (Unverified) said
o_0
/speechless
/speechless




