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Hand balm over here! Left 4 Dead gets erotic

by David Hinkle on Feb 24th 2009 4:20PM

Okay, we're not going to sugarcoat this: Somebody decided to make the worst porn parody ever. It's called Left 4 Head and, as one might imagine, is based on Left 4 Dead. It stars the game's only female survivor, Zoey. We're not sure why someone would want to combine zombies and copious amounts of gettin' it on (death isn't exactly sexy, amirite?), but, hey, "dead" and "head" rhyme, so we can understand how someone came up with the idea. The thing that we're still stuck on is the why.

For a full breakdown of the plot, you'll want to check out our synopsis here.

[Note: any and all comments containing links to the *ahem* "film" will be deleted -- so don't even think about it. Hugs and kisses, Joystiq.]

You're a pervert for clicking that.

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Tags: fps, left-4-dead, left-4-head, Microsoft, pc, porn, porno, valve, valve-software, Xbox-360, zoey

Reader Comments (89)

wut

Nice synopsis xD

Is this actual porn or just a parody?

when you click on the picture in the post, you can clearly see at least part of zoey without pants, there's other stuff happening , but I like my account so ill try not to mention it

I so totally called this

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/02/14/avoid-getting-beaten-up-by-funding-bolls-next-film/1#c17115170

I'm not a pervert! I'm a left 4 dead fan. So, I probably should watch this...you know...for research.

Just watched.

Hilarious.

uhh joystiq, YOU found the freaking porno, not us. so no, you guys are the pervs for even supporting it, and the PRUDES for shunning porn. this isnt third grade anymore

I find this funny. In fable 2 there is an undead person that you can marry, which gave me the idea of zombie lesbians. Now i feel like someone has beat me to the punch....

Ah! Guilty as charged.

I'd personally rather see the futuristic porno in space: "Ass Effect".

dont you watch fox news? Mass Effect was a porno

@ Wayne

Bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha! (+)

It's Star Wars meets Debbie Does Dallas!

Also, let's not forget World of Whorecraft and 'the' Halo. Fans of Goatse know what I'm talking about...

Ass Ass In's Creed?

BumOut Paradise?

FlopOut 3?

BioShag?

And for some people, Queers of War.

Shouldnt the flashlight be taped to the gun? I'm so boycotting this film.
(where can I torrent this?)

no. in this version, it's a dildo strapped to the gun.

It'd be funnier if it were a Fleshlight instead.

Teh synopsis is brokeded !

pervert

nope, works perfectly ;D

uh...

If i am a perv than 99 percent of the internet is too.

We need a hit counter on that link. My guess is it would get more action than most of Joystiq.

So what does that make me?

...and the other 1% are liars.

The hunter had the wrong color hoodie! I can't spank it to this!

They also missed a great opportunity for a Boomer and Witch scene. :(

Pills!

There is also surgery these days Jerk Face.

This makes me mad!

Something like this gets made, but we still don't have any Final Fantasy porn?

Hahahahaha, man, you're just not looking in the right places.

...forget I said that.

If you've never at least seen Tifa naked, you must be new to the internets.

I think he's talking about real, honest to god, cosplay porn.

In which case... If you've never at least seen Lulu naked, you must be new to the internets.

SEEN IT!

I had a friend who visited Japan, recorded it and gave it to me.

I'll just say... look to Japan.. there you will fin FFX

"Somebody decided to make the worst porn parody ever."

Thus making it the BEST porno ever.

I don't know. It's got that pirate porn to contend with. But it's definitely way up there.

I'm not going to post the link where I found the preview videos for risk of being banned, but I'd like to add that not only did the make a Left 4 Head, they made Left 4 Head 2 (Left 4 Anal).