Okay, we're not going to sugarcoat this: Somebody decided to make
the worst porn parody ever. It's called
Left 4 Head and, as one might imagine, is based on
Left 4 Dead. It stars the game's only female survivor, Zoey. We're not sure why someone would want to combine zombies and copious amounts of
gettin' it on (death isn't exactly sexy, amirite?), but, hey, "dead" and "head" rhyme, so we can understand how someone came up with the idea. The thing that we're still stuck on is the
why.
For a full breakdown of the
plot, you'll want to check out our synopsis
here.
[Note: any and all comments containing links to the *ahem* "film" will be deleted -- so don't even think about it. Hugs and kisses, Joystiq.] You're a pervert for clicking that.
{ Feb 24th 2009 at 4:20PM } 
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
The Dark Wayne @ Feb 24th 2009 4:23PM
wut
The Baron @ Feb 24th 2009 4:25PM
Nice synopsis xD
Is this actual porn or just a parody?
The Dark Wayne @ Feb 24th 2009 4:30PM
when you click on the picture in the post, you can clearly see at least part of zoey without pants, there's other stuff happening , but I like my account so ill try not to mention it
NoughtSoClever @ Feb 24th 2009 5:01PM
I so totally called this
http://www.joystiq.com/2009/02/14/avoid-getting-beaten-up-by-funding-bolls-next-film/1#c17115170
offday @ Feb 24th 2009 5:15PM
I'm not a pervert! I'm a left 4 dead fan. So, I probably should watch this...you know...for research.
The Baron @ Feb 24th 2009 7:19PM
Just watched.
Hilarious.
pete @ Feb 24th 2009 10:41PM
uhh joystiq, YOU found the freaking porno, not us. so no, you guys are the pervs for even supporting it, and the PRUDES for shunning porn. this isnt third grade anymore
Cookie Monster @ Feb 24th 2009 11:17PM
I find this funny. In fable 2 there is an undead person that you can marry, which gave me the idea of zombie lesbians. Now i feel like someone has beat me to the punch....
Da @ Feb 24th 2009 4:25PM
Ah! Guilty as charged.
vidGuy @ Feb 24th 2009 4:26PM
I'd personally rather see the futuristic porno in space: "Ass Effect".
The Dark Wayne @ Feb 24th 2009 4:28PM
dont you watch fox news? Mass Effect was a porno
Jerk Face @ Feb 24th 2009 4:32PM
@ Wayne
Bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha! (+)
Sir Buzz Killington( The Artist formerly known as Jakka) @ Feb 24th 2009 4:45PM
It's Star Wars meets Debbie Does Dallas!
Sir Buzz Killington( The Artist formerly known as Jakka) @ Feb 24th 2009 4:47PM
Also, let's not forget World of Whorecraft and 'the' Halo. Fans of Goatse know what I'm talking about...
Alex @ Feb 25th 2009 12:31PM
Ass Ass In's Creed?
BumOut Paradise?
FlopOut 3?
BioShag?
And for some people, Queers of War.
simblor @ Feb 24th 2009 4:27PM
Shouldnt the flashlight be taped to the gun? I'm so boycotting this film.
(where can I torrent this?)
NoughtSoClever @ Feb 24th 2009 5:00PM
no. in this version, it's a dildo strapped to the gun.
Brian Arnold @ Feb 24th 2009 5:38PM
It'd be funnier if it were a Fleshlight instead.
Lord Negatron @ Feb 24th 2009 4:27PM
Teh synopsis is brokeded !
The Dark Wayne @ Feb 24th 2009 4:28PM
pervert
JerJer @ Feb 24th 2009 4:39PM
nope, works perfectly ;D
Sam @ Feb 24th 2009 4:29PM
uh...
BxGT @ Feb 24th 2009 4:30PM
If i am a perv than 99 percent of the internet is too.
vidGuy @ Feb 24th 2009 4:34PM
We need a hit counter on that link. My guess is it would get more action than most of Joystiq.
samfish (is ready for MadWorld!) @ Feb 24th 2009 4:39PM
So what does that make me?
murph @ Feb 24th 2009 4:48PM
...and the other 1% are liars.
Stan @ Feb 24th 2009 4:33PM
The hunter had the wrong color hoodie! I can't spank it to this!
They also missed a great opportunity for a Boomer and Witch scene. :(
Jerk Face @ Feb 24th 2009 4:33PM
Pills!
Dr Jeckyl and Mr ESC. @ Feb 24th 2009 9:02PM
There is also surgery these days Jerk Face.
darthjayson @ Feb 24th 2009 4:34PM
This makes me mad!
Something like this gets made, but we still don't have any Final Fantasy porn?
Insight @ Feb 24th 2009 4:36PM
Hahahahaha, man, you're just not looking in the right places.
...forget I said that.
samfish (is ready for MadWorld!) @ Feb 24th 2009 4:38PM
If you've never at least seen Tifa naked, you must be new to the internets.
Insight @ Feb 24th 2009 4:44PM
I think he's talking about real, honest to god, cosplay porn.
In which case... If you've never at least seen Lulu naked, you must be new to the internets.
Duscrom @ Feb 25th 2009 2:53AM
SEEN IT!
I had a friend who visited Japan, recorded it and gave it to me.
I'll just say... look to Japan.. there you will fin FFX
samfish (is ready for MadWorld!) @ Feb 24th 2009 4:37PM
"Somebody decided to make the worst porn parody ever."
Thus making it the BEST porno ever.
Zertoss @ Feb 24th 2009 5:28PM
I don't know. It's got that pirate porn to contend with. But it's definitely way up there.
GoldN @ Feb 24th 2009 4:38PM
I'm not going to post the link where I found the preview videos for risk of being banned, but I'd like to add that not only did the make a Left 4 Head, they made Left 4 Head 2 (Left 4 Anal).
Strategy_Panda @ Feb 24th 2009 4:47PM
I also noticed that they made Left 4 Anal, then I loled
EndCat @ Feb 24th 2009 4:52PM
Can I haz teh link, please?
ice~ @ Feb 24th 2009 4:38PM
Is this for real??? I want some l4d porn :(
Brett from Atlanta @ Feb 24th 2009 4:43PM
uuuuummmmmmmm...yeah
Sir Buzz Killington( The Artist formerly known as Jakka) @ Feb 24th 2009 4:47PM
Can I say "Link or GTFO!"?
Strategy_Panda @ Feb 24th 2009 5:00PM
If you click the picture, there is a link in that blog's comments section
iSwarm @ Feb 24th 2009 4:51PM
Yeah it's not fair teasing everybody and not have a link!!!!!
Vegnagun bwf @ Feb 24th 2009 4:51PM
Left 4 Dead and porn are two things that should never have mixed.
David @ Feb 24th 2009 4:52PM
I found it! It's on puretna.com.
Killiam XXIII @ Feb 24th 2009 4:55PM
No! I found it, its at: 2girls1cup.com!
so wrong @ Feb 24th 2009 5:36PM
ahh puretna.. or heaven as its also known as.
CyberKnight @ Feb 24th 2009 4:54PM
What do you mean, "why?" It's Rule 34 of the Internet. It *had* to be made.
AlphaTrojan @ Feb 24th 2009 4:54PM
OHHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!