Hand balm over here! Left 4 Dead gets erotic
by David Hinkle 
on Feb 24th 2009 4:20PM
Okay, we're not going to sugarcoat this: Somebody decided to make
the worst porn parody ever. It's called
Left 4 Head and, as one might imagine, is based on
Left 4 Dead. It stars the game's only female survivor, Zoey. We're not sure why someone would want to combine zombies and copious amounts of
gettin' it on (death isn't exactly sexy, amirite?), but, hey, "dead" and "head" rhyme, so we can understand how someone came up with the idea. The thing that we're still stuck on is the
why.
For a full breakdown of the
plot, you'll want to check out our synopsis
here.
[Note: any and all comments containing links to the *ahem* "film" will be deleted -- so don't even think about it. Hugs and kisses, Joystiq.] You're a pervert for clicking that.
