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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 11:20AM Duke said

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Whooooa Nintendo! You want the US to do a better job stopping piracy for you? I think you need to do a better job stopping it yourself. Hell, you have more money than our country right now, so build a navy and go get them pirates. (Patrol the coast of Somalia while your at it. Thanks!)

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 11:29AM Mr Khan said

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They could rent part of the Russian navy out. I doubt their Pacific fleet is up to much these days, and Medvedev could use the money
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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 11:28AM fallenblue said

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At first, I thought that Nintendo asking the US to fight piracy in foreign countries was ridiculous.

Then I remembered that the Bush Administration self-appointed America as the police of the world, to go and fight evil wherever it is.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 1:07PM Paviel said

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And isn't Obama trying to undo most of what Bush did?
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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 1:15PM (Unverified) said

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We've been the police of the world since the Spanish-American War.
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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 1:44PM Negatron said

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Actually Third Echelon are the world police and America is just there for media coverage keeping the Splinter Cell operatives safe from international legal systems. Do maor research before you speak!

^_^
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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 11:39AM samfish said

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Man, I bet your SAT scores will be sky high when you're old enough to take them.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 11:44AM Mabui said

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I wonder if it can be considered Ironic that everything Nintendo makes is made in China, and is also their biggest threat.

As for the issue, I'm not sure where I stand on it. Nintendo of America does a lot of business, I'm not sure how many people they really employ though. I also do recall them not lining up when the bailouts were being handed out. Maybe this is just their way of asking for something they don't really deserve to have as well?

It seems to me more like a "While you're out there, and considering your deals with these places, please take into a account that they don't care about your intellectual property owners"

Then again, I don't really know anything.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 11:50AM samfish said

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I can't help but laugh at the fanboys who think it's wrong for Nintendo to call out countries that are pirating games. Maybe you dimwits saying Nintendo can't tell America what to do should click on the Source link up there and read the first paragraph...

I mean, the AUDACITY of a company with an independently operated American branch is asking the American government for help in combating piracy! Those presumptive sons of bitches!

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 12:12PM (Unverified) said

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microsoft doesn't ask japan to help with piracy in mexico (i don't think they do at least)
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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 12:26PM samfish said

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If Japan has a system like the US does where companies submit annual reports to the Trade Reps, then I'm sure MS-Japan does at least make them aware of the problem...it would be stupid not to.
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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 11:51AM (Unverified) said

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A system shortage and game shortage at the same time. Has that ever happened before to a console (obviously excluding launch period).

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 11:52AM Oobgarm said

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samfish is my new hero.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 12:12PM Nysik said

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TEAM AMERICA ... $^@& YA!!!!!

WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR MOTHER $^@&ING @$$

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 12:16PM hosaphat said

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Poor Justin...baby pirates have just never caught the eye of the Internet..

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 12:23PM (Unverified) said

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If they didnt make it so easy to copy games and such then people would think twice, Also with the ever increasing internet connexions people are finding it even easier and faster to download the copyrighted material.

Its not all down to places like The Pirate Bay, Rapidshare and some of the other file hosting sites contain pirated material.

Its just the way the cookie crumbles.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 12:27PM (Unverified) said

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samfish

I can't help but laugh at your stupid ass for your inability to read, think, or reason.

Just to give us something else to laugh at you for, why don't you tell us in your infinite wisdom, precisely what legal options you think America has to combat piracy in China, Mexico, Korea, Brazil, Paraguay, or Spain.

Do you think the US can put police officers on airplanes, and fly them to these foriegn countries and then use them to enforce American law?

Or are you just some retard who doesn't know WTF you are talking about?

My money is on the latter.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 1:35PM MarkezJM said

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Maybe don't be such a jerk all the time? Some excerpts from your post history:

"I can't help but laugh at your stupid ass for your inability to read, think, or reason."

"You must be joking."

"And you sir, are an idiot."

"God you people are stupid."

"Good job on being a dumbass."

"Your ingorant bullshit is just that, ignorant bullshit."

We're glad to have you in the Joystiq community at all, thanks for joining a cuppla months ago, but you don't have to be a jerk everywhere you go.


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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 12:29PM TheDarkWayne said

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You can do it Justin! Make Capn Baby Pirate a meme!

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 12:52PM spin cycle said

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Why does the US need to battle piracy in foreign countries to benefit a Japanese company?

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 12:54PM Bouillestfu said

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Do what you want cause a Pirate is free.
You are a Pirate!

Now... who cooks by the book?

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 12:56PM Nadril said

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Think I'll go download some more games for my NDS just out of spite. I can't for the life of me figure out what I'd want to actually play though.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 1:57PM (Unverified) said

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dragon quest v and retro game challenge, off the top of my head
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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 2:47PM Nadril said

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Yeah I was thinking about Dragon Quest. Too lazy to do it right now though.
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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 1:17PM JoshMilewski said

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Yeah, this is good, but I also don't like that homebrew gets swept away along with piracy.

I mean, yes, the same hardware that allows homebrew also allows piracy, so if we want to minimize piracy we also have to kill off homebrew, but I just wish there was some way to keep homebrew around...

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 1:23PM phenylketonurics said

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Haha, the "Nintendo is pleased..." referring to Spain's anti-piracy efforts greatly entertains me. Like some dystopian leader, Nintendo is pleased.

But really... piracy is why these games cost so much in foreign countries to make up for the yadda-yadda. And inflation and the economy and a hundred other things. And for drama! "Some men just like to watch the world burn."

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 2:04PM (Unverified) said

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Yarr-Harr-tiddly-dee-dee. Do what you want cause a pirate is free. If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 2:13PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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It looks like the only home video game console without a huge piracy issue is the PS3. It's mostly because of their use of Blu-Ray as standard. Now, there are people that share PSN accounts and acquire games that way but it is limited to 5 accounts and doesn't work for all games i.e. warhawk. This isn't to act as if Sony isn't immune to piracy because we all know that the PSP is the mecca of piracy.

This is going to sound pretty harsh but I say Fuck Nintendo. It's their responsibility to put safeguards in place to protect itself from piracy. If they want to foot the bill for the operations then fine but America has enough issues without having to fight Nintendos battles for them. In case anyone misses all of our resources are going towards the Middle East and this fabricated economic collapse. Give the companies tax payer money so they can loan the shit back to us at a higher interest rate ... get the fuck out of here.

Here is the best and most coherent plan to bring America out of it's recession wihtout spending trillions of dollars. Take 1 billion dollars and divide it evenly among every legal resident who is 18 years of age or older. That's probably going to be somewhere around 500k-900k a person. Then, tax that shit at a 50% rate so you get half the money back anyway. Housing crisis SOLVED, debt issues SOLVED, cashflow issues SOLVED and the economy would stimulated because everyone would have disposable income. It would pick everything right back up and get blood flowing through the economy. That shit won't ever happen because this whole thing is about theft anyway. With what 60+ billion un accounted for from the first bailout. It's just a way for the banker gangsters (banksters) to line their pockets with even more money.

I'm outta here ... need to eat something after all of that bullshit.

/rant

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 2:19PM MarkezJM said

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I figured state-wide here for CA, legalizing/allowing gay marriage, and legalizing pot, would likely get rid of our budget issues right quick.
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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 3:39PM jerico2k said

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Yea, that would work if there were only 2,000 people in the US over 18. Really that would work out to like $5 a person.
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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 4:58PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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Jerico

You are wrong my friend. Every legal citizen 18 and older. I don't remember the math exactly but it would be in the 500k range a person. Then, you tax that amount at 50% and get half of it back anyway. I'll have to post the exact figures later on when I get home. I'm not talking every American just LEGAL residents 18 and over.
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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 7:59PM jerico2k said

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Get a calculator: Divide 1billion dollars by $500,000/person you get 2,000 people!

Are you talking about permanent residents? If you are I'm sure there are more than 2,000 of them. Secondly isn't that an arbitrary way of deciding which minority gets 1billion to split between them. Why not just give it everyone w/ the last night of Williams?

There are over 150million citizens over the age of 18
http://www.censusscope.org/us/chart_age.html
Splitting a billion evenly would give everyone everyone about 7 bucks.
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Posted: Feb 26th 2009 6:09AM (Unverified) said

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Dude, don't try to explain math to johnny.

He has posted about 50 times how once you add up everything in the PS3 with everything in the 360 that you "need" for gaming, PS3 is actually cheaper.


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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 2:27PM Ridgecity said

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Actually, with sucess comes piracy. Unless you are Apple, these guys can be a little too lawyery.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 2:28PM Kif said

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Finding grammatical loopholes in a statement perfectly understood by everyone else does not make you any less of a douchebag.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 2:51PM ScottG13 said

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What the heck are people pirating? I haven't bought a game since Boomblox game out for either hardware platform.

This is clearly just smoke and mirrors from Nintendo.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 3:18PM (Unverified) said

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The US government is a little busy.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 3:45PM (Unverified) said

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Piracy problem in Mexico is still important, but there are 3 ways that must be solved before beating piracy issues:

a) The Carteles and Crime Syndicates in Mexico are strong, the most of you accept that our country is dangerous and I, living in Guadalajara, do not doubt it, even that I live in one of the more secure cities in the country (the border and some states in the south, actually is where you can find danger). But, also those carteles are putting anti-piracy fight in jeopardy as long as they use the piracy as a way to make "clean money" in expenses of poor mexicans economy.

Solution = The American druggies are the consumers of mexican drug... just encourage them to do not consume it and you will see how drug lords stop investing in piracy.. I bet it.

b) The videogame providers also abuse of mexican market... several games are not having a nice price due that companies as Nintendo and Activision do not have a direct provider to mexican retail stores and the intermediate companies put a high price... Do you expect to pay almost 400 dollars in a Wii or almost 100 dollars for Guitar Hero: Metallica? Me, a poor mexican gamer, neither...

Solution = Nintendo should work more in to put more direct providers of games in Mexico if they wish to win the battle against Microsoft (Mexico is one of the strongest markets in XBox Live)....

c) Mexican economy is not nice... if american market is declining.. the US Dollar climbs prices and mexican gamer should conformate to keep a consumismo culture "con su mismo juego"... (with the same game...)

Solution = hmm... i am afraid no one is available... :S

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 4:20PM juggalotusmx said

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Its Funny all this crap about mexico, first off all the drug problems are 100% related to the HIGH demand of all the american citizens, the biggest consumer in the world. I wonder how many of those universities are full of junkies and such, but their experimenting so it must be right. 2nd all the violence is produced by fire arms that came from yes the states, the biggest Weapon Dealer in the world, all of them illegal weapons btw. so we love to throw a rock and hide our hand. 3rd open your eyes ppl, big companies are flooding our market with patented DRUGS!! drugs that are tested in lil childrens in yes ARIZONA to fight FAKE mental illness. mexico sux but we are not?

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 5:09PM sear said

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I have to wonder if Nintendo's gonna get picked on by someone for these sorts of comments. Accusing the officials in Paraguay of being corrupt is bad enough to offend some people, but saying it's one of the major reasons why piracy is so prevalent is really quite crazy.

I'm also finding it strange how the United States and Canada are not on this list. Game copying through mechanical means (i.e. counterfeit copies) is not very common, but digital piracy rates are very high overall, across all media. I have the feeling that there are some toes they just don't want to step on.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 5:18PM Unab8d Ly4m said

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Awww...Nintendo is mad because someone has already come out with a flashcart that works on the DSi. :'(

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 5:24PM Unab8d Ly4m said

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Firearms do not produce violence. Viloence is a human characteristic, not a characteristic of a mechanical objects. Remember, that that the mechanical objects you speak of (firearms) have to be used by a human in order for the projectile incased in that mechanical object to be released into the atmosphere. Hopefully, landing that projectile into what it was aimed at by the human.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 6:49PM juggalotusmx said

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so according to you A sponge is the exact same thing as an AK-47
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Posted: Feb 26th 2009 6:14AM (Unverified) said

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That depends, do you have an assinine fear of sponges?

Idiot.

A gun is not inherently bad.

People having guns aren't automatically murderers.

Murderers don't always use guns.
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Posted: Feb 25th 2009 5:53PM holyice7 said

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My Brazilian friend explains it to me thusly;

They have to pay 80% of any given product's price, plus the shipping, in import taxes.

That comes out to anywhere from R$1,200 to R$1,500 for a Nintendo Wii, which roughly translates to about $600 American, more that double the MSRP.

In order for these countries to battle rampant piracy, they'd have to re-structure their entire economy. That's not me saying it's a great system to begin with, but it's not as simple as just cracking down on a few nerds burning discs.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 7:14PM original fred said

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This thread is made of equal parts win and fail.

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 7:27PM (Unverified) said

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Aww.. .you people stopped being so angry. It was fun to read.

I think it's great that Nintendo is becoming a world power, personally. Soon, Nintendo will take over Japan and rename it "Nintendo." From there, they get their robot army, using innovative controls and low-power weaponry, to take over China and subsequently the world. The name "Earth" will be changed to "Nintendo" and the common language will be Japanese, or "Nintendogo."

Posted: Feb 25th 2009 10:41PM (Unverified) said

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Correcting to what holyice7 said:

Custom taxes here aren't 80%.It's 60% of the "estimated value" (this being the value that Customs think a product is worth).

So, If you buy a Wii on a sale for, let's say, $200, when it arrives Customs can declare that no matter you paid $200, the value it's $250, so you must pay $150 of taxes.

Plus, it's notorius that Brazilian Post Office and Customs here are either incompetent or blatant corrupt (or both), as things that people buy in e-bay/online stores never arrive in their homes and no one can locate where it got lost. .


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