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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 10:28PM (Unverified) said

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I
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 10:33PM (Unverified) said

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I don't think you'll see Shadow Moses in the game either
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 11:08PM einhanderkiller said

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Is that an I or an l?
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 1:49AM Tiptup300 said

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he said I "heart" [something] if you put the 90 degree carrot key, it cuts off the rest of your post. But this opens up a wide area for jokes
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 10:28PM CaptainKing said

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Why would you want to bomb South park?
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 11:47PM (Unverified) said

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Kenny needs to die.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 10:33PM (Unverified) said

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I had fun with the demo. Yes, it sounds funny, but I do indeed mean sexually.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 10:38PM (Unverified) said

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"423 miles high"
that's 680 km for everyone living in 2009
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 10:58PM FxDr said

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"423 miles high"

That's 3,380 furlongs for everyone living in 1909
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 11:25PM LaughingTarget said

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That's 1,488,960 cubits for those living in the Old Testament.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 11:49PM (Unverified) said

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"423 miles high"

That's like bigger than your house dude for all the potheads.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 2:49AM (Unverified) said

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Man, there's something so cool about being snobbish about a unit of measurement.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 7:31AM linkario said

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That's 6,700,320 "hands" if you are in the horse measuring business.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 8:29AM joshaimm said

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"423 miles"

That is like 423 miles for us normal people.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 2:07PM Istari Spartan said

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That's like 680 752 512 millimeters for all the engineers out there.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 3:05PM (Unverified) said

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That's 101000100100110111010110000000 binary millimetres for anyone who doesn't care.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2009 4:23AM (Unverified) said

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actually anonim, i lied.
432 miles is 680.752512km making spartans comment valid.

ps: i probably should have put a ":p on my first comment to show i was speaking in jest, no need to bite my head off guys...
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 10:46PM rTwelve said

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"The GeoEye-1 satellite that launched in September has the capacity to see objects on the ground that are just 16 inches long."

I had better put some pants on then.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 11:05PM XGM said

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Aww damn someone stole my joke already, so ill answer with "Thats what she said"
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 12:06AM Saria the Cat said

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Nice.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 5:06AM chaboud said

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I came here for the penis joke, and I leave satisfied.



- That's what she said.. right... right..
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 6:33PM Xav de Matos said

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Not going to lie, I was going to write "That's what she said" in the post after that line.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 10:49PM bxgt said

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But can it see when duke nukem forever is coming out?
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 11:06PM XGM said

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Never ?
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 11:23PM DBuckEye said

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Yeah, You don't need a $100 Million satellite to see that.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 3:29AM (Unverified) said

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Can it see why us kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch so much?
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 11:50AM Blaquebeird said

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@DBuck_Eye

You might.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 12:49PM bxgt said

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Silly dave, trix are for kids.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 7:01PM KarlW said

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Nope, but if it can see things 16 inches long, you can probably see when I dropped my towel. I actually pass out when aroused, the blood demands are that high.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2009 11:55PM BigD145 said

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Single images typically run for under a grand. This isn't THAT impressive.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 12:08AM Saria the Cat said

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All I can say is that stuff like GoogleEarth give me a nerdy hard-on.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 12:28AM Anticrawl said

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Hermaphrodite?
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 1:51AM (Unverified) said

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Well, technically...
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 8:01AM (Unverified) said

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@anticrawl

Don't tell her to go fuck herself, she might be able to do that.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 10:42AM Hyams said

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I've always wondered if a hermaphrodite would be able to impregnate him/her self.

Would the child be, like, a clone of the mother/father?
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 1:19PM BigD145 said

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They tend to be sterile, so NO.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 2:10PM Istari Spartan said

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What about the people who are born with neither sex organs?
Now that's weird to a whole 'other level.
I guess you can give them names like Chris, Tony, Sandy...
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 12:54AM (Unverified) said

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What would be cool if a satellite could read height as well and generate heightmaps to go along with those textures. Then they could generate real height for the ground for more realism.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 4:33AM WiredKnight said

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There are faster, more accurate, and cheaper ways to do exactly what you've described. Why would you use something 423 miles above the ground to measure something right under your feet?

I believe the US Geological Survey handles all of that information. For the US, anyway.
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Posted: Mar 2nd 2009 3:38PM redjack said

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You can extract digital terrain models from imagery though the most accurate way is hooking a million dollar laser rig onto a plane and having it fly around the area. Like what was said before USGS has elevation data of the entire US but on the other hand its still not very accurate. Free to use though.

I've seen demos of aerial photography being mapped over 3D models extracted from a height model in a photo and they are quite impressive. Have to see where that goes in the future.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 2:57AM (Unverified) said

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Like they will make that money back.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 12:40PM danijami23 said

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somehow I don't think ubisoft are paying a hundred million to borrow a $100million sattelite...
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 4:01AM (Unverified) said

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Holy freaking smokes, GeoEye!

I don't mean to boast, but I through an internship with The Aerospace Corporation, I helped with some systems engineering work for the Delta II GeoEye sattelite launch! Neat to see something that I had a (very) small hand in putting up being used in a game =)
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Posted: Mar 2nd 2009 2:21AM (Unverified) said

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shame they didn't teach you how to spell " satellite "
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Posted: Mar 2nd 2009 2:29AM (Unverified) said

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Ha ha, spelling? We're engineers! What's that for?
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Posted: Mar 2nd 2009 9:57AM (Unverified) said

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Well, I'm an engineer too, (electrical, Tufts Alum), and not even a native speaker.. just thought when you work at a satellite company, you should know how to spell it: ) but whatever, I will always have great respect for fellow engineers. holla
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 8:33AM sear said

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It's amazing how much effort they're putting into a game like this... I couldn't imagine being one of the guys who sits there modeling all those cities as accurately as possible. Ubisoft must have some labour-saving technologies up its sleeves... maybe the same stuff Google use to get 3D buildings in Google Earth?
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 8:37AM (Unverified) said

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The demo really surprised me, epic dogfighting the way games should be, top fun.
Ace Combat best be afraid, its gonna get its arse handed to it.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 8:38AM sketchlayerJosh said

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"So, a South Park, Colorado, mission cannot be confirmed at this time"

There is an actual South Park in Colorado. And, unlike the cartoon, it does indeed have a Pizza Hut.

However, considering that it would take about one tench of a second to fly over the entire town, I don't believe that there will be any exciting flying missions taking place there.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2009 8:54AM Beastage said

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I'm sooo gettting this game, I been dying for some air combat on PC.
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