Listen, we're all for games that take advantage of the Wii's unique properties, but we're afraid that Wii Breakfast has gone too far. As you can see in Idiots Of Ants' leaked gameplay footage after the jump, the developer has really gone peripheral crazy for its new release, which simulates everything from making toast to newspaper reading. Do we really need two Wii Sausages, guys? Really?
That said, the real-time generated Wii Butter looks positively delicious.
Hey, it'd be nice to wake up every morning and turn this on and it would just like a real breakfast. It's got a motion-sensitive toaster and a motion-sensitive piece of bread, along with motion-sensitive sausages you can put in a motion-sensitive pan, plus a motion-sensitive box of motion-sensitive cereal that you pour your motion-sensitive milk from your motion-sensitive milk jug on, being sure to put the motion-sensitive cap back on. I'd totally buy that.